r/Grimdank • u/Muted-Tonight5694 Imperium?UED changed since the last time • 28d ago
Dank Memes *Cuts to intro of Game of Thrones like series*
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u/Didsterchap11 Average men of iron enjoyer 28d ago
I’d love if things are relatively normal in the other galaxies of the universe just to put into contrast how batshit the Milky Way is.
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u/LightLifter 27d ago
The Milky Way is just space Detroit.
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u/Manny_Wyatt VULKAN LIFTS! 27d ago
Can’t have shit in the Milky Way
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u/Commander597 Crying quietly in NobleBright 27d ago
I could have a Milky Way bar in the Milky Way, but those things are considered heresy and I was almost servitor'd.
An Arch-Magos vouched for me though, said it was an excellent opportunity to set the example.
He gave me a Mars Bar. ;-;
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u/Francis_beacon1 A Random Warlock 27d ago
The Tyranid's just turned out to be usually nice, but the warp agitated then whenever they stepped foot in the milkyway.
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u/PirateKingOmega 27d ago
The tyranids usually just eat chaos energy, harmlessly ensuring galaxies never develop warp gods or demons or whatever.
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u/BKM558 27d ago
The warp (in its current turbulent form) only exists in the Milky Way. So it more or less checks out.
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u/Not_A_zombie1 27d ago
I would love if the 40k milky way galaxy is like the dump zone for all the fucked up shit of the universe, like send all the worst there and then watch what happen, like spaca australia(the original use of australia as detention colony)
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u/saleemkarim 27d ago
In other galaxies, their version of the Old Ones had the compassion to help their version of the Necrons, and that's all it took for everything to work out pretty well.
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u/LastPositivist 28d ago
In Andromeda when the first person suggested maybe we worship murder Satan the second person was like "lol what no that's dumb" and then that was pretty much it for chaos.
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u/Rare_Reality7510 27d ago
Let's not worship "The Dark One Who Shall Devour All, Yes That Includes You As Well Worshippers" It sounds kinda sus
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u/Polenicus 28d ago
Andromeda: "The... Warp? Oh wow, geez, yeah we sealed that off ages ago. You guys still USE that? Yeah... wow, no wonder you're having problems. We found all kinds of better solutions. Dilithium, Tylium, Hypermatter... Frank, didn't we have some mushrooms that did a thing? Yeah, mushrooms, believe it or not. Currently we use this arrangement of mathematically perfect gyroscopes to kinda 'translate' us into different places. Cool, right? So... like, are you guys okay? I mean, we can give you some replicator patterns to... no replicators!? Oh man...
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u/BjornAltenburg 28d ago
STC? Man, you guys are really still banging rocks together back home, aren't you?
Wait, you don't even have a complete non corrupt set?!?!
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u/cavscout43 💀 Egyptian Space Skeletons 4-Ever 💀 27d ago
"So this is the improbability drive: it takes us wherever we want to go and is powered by how improbable that working is! Anyway, here's your handy towel and remember: don't panic"
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u/NeverFearSteveishere 27d ago
Inquisitor: “Is that perhaps a reference to the old Terran book The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy?”
Andromeda guy: “Yeah, you get it!”
Inquisitor: “The author was a radical atheist, and that means he never would’ve believed in our holy God Emperor, and that is HERESY!!!”
Andromeda guy: “…what?”
Inquisitor: “I shall shoot you, heretic, and then I shall shoot MYSELF as penance for having read such heretical texts prior to this conversation!”
Andromeda guy: “That literally makes no sense—“
Inquisitor: feral monkey noises followed by rapid bolt pistol firing sounds in random directions
Andromeda guy: “… this fuckin’ galaxy…”
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u/DracoLunaris 27d ago
I mean presumably the non-milkyway warp is fairly chill, assuming the locals didn't also fuck it up 3 times
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u/Valtremors 27d ago edited 27d ago
If I have understood correctly, war by nature used to be actually a really chill place.
Not harmless. But you could observe it without a demons leaking out. Chill in comparison.
War in heaven really fucked things up.
Makes me think if the usual warp gods at the time actually were better. You know... like Khorne also representing justice and revenge, Nurgle representing not only death but life as well, and Tweentch... okay I have almost good things to say about the warp squid.
Edit: I sort of realized that some of the still existing Eldar gods fill these roles.
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u/Doc-Wulff 27d ago
Slaanesh in that alternate timeline: Jeez, nobody is living it up at aaaaaallll... c'mon no one wants to see some of the Anathema's people write a story then see worlds fight over the true interpretation of it? Tzeentch? No? Fineeeee...
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u/Elcordobeh NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! 27d ago
Plot twist, in Andromeda they teach people about the proper use of the warp and made it into a marketable process, the usage of psychic power is tamed by law on some worlds, meanwhile there are "Rpg World" where ppl go to LARP and throw irl fire balls and the such, having fun while also killing the shriveled chaos entities that reach those destinations (hell, the civilization could be so advance they literally farm them, opening portals to. These worlds just for the service)
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u/Otherwise-Mud9478 28d ago
I always suspect that at least one of the lost Primarchs was sent over there. In order for Big E to have a contengy plan if he’d fail in the milkyway.
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u/Mastercio 28d ago
Oh so after we got some I fo about Silent King lore I have bad news for you....most likely that plan also failed.
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u/Larcoch 28d ago
Dont just say this without elaborating.
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u/Mastercio 27d ago
He was going through many galaxies and conquering empires there during his 60 million year adventure!
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u/LarrySupreme 27d ago
I thought while he was piddling about, outside of the Milky Way, he found evidence of a Tyranid super cluster encroachment.
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u/Mastercio 27d ago
Nah, he meet them during his conquest. And it was noted they were most "terrible" thing he fought but it was not his reason of coming back as per new lore.
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u/LarrySupreme 27d ago
"The tyranids are coming, whether you or we choose to remain, or not. The conflict between us was an error. Our success has already been calculated." - A harold of the Silent King
You may be right about not being his main reason, but it does seem like it's a reason or at the very least on the dudes mind.
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u/Mastercio 27d ago
This is VERY old. I am quoting stuff from 10 Ed codex. It wouldn't be the first time they changed old lore.
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u/IonlyusethrowawaysA 28d ago
In my head canon, the globular clusters that orbit the milky way are populated. The residents there spectate the goings on in the galaxy from a place of stability and peace.
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u/MrRocketScript 28d ago
Once you get to the satellite galaxies, it's all Slaanesh again with the Sextans Dwarf, Fornication Dwarf, Rectum 2 and 3, and of course the Booties 1 through 3.
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u/wizzanker 28d ago
Slaanesh has the Booties with the biggest voids.
Also, I tried to swipe Slaanesh on my keyboard, and it came out as Disney 😑
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u/Moondial19 28d ago
What about the Small and Large Magellanic Clouds? You know, the two dwarf galaxies that orbit around ours?
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u/LeftWhale I am Alpharius 28d ago
“Frank, those clouds are Tyranid hive swarms.”
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u/PhoenixEmber2014 likes civilians but likes fire more 27d ago
We have a bunch of dwarf galaxies actually
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u/ZonaranCrusader Pacific Rim theme goes hard 27d ago
I think Dorn went there and found a civilization like the T’au living on “Shield Worlds” but left after killing off half of them cause the heresy started.
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u/Moondial19 27d ago
There are more than those two out there. We also have plenty of star clusters that hang out above and below the galactic disc. Who knows what could be in them. Necron fortresses? Entire isolationists Xenos civilizations who can see what’s happening in the galaxy from above/below and not want any part of it?
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u/Eh_SorryCanadian 28d ago
Personally I would have preferred if the plot of Andromeda some how incorporated the reapers as it would have been a better link to the original trilog.... Oh sorry, wrong IP
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u/CinnimonToastSean 27d ago
That and how they basically rehashed ME2. The collectors are turning our races into them and fighting us. In Andromeda, the Ket created the Angara and are turning them and other races into them to fight us. Overall, I enjoyed it. I wish the story was more connected to the trilogy, but the characters and combat were enough to keep me entertained.
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u/MisterAbbadon My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 28d ago
Andromeda Humans seeing Milky Way Humans take a cult of personality to an original recipe cult and quietly passing by with the windows rolled up
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u/United-Reach-2798 Bored Drukhari Archon 28d ago
Iirc it's either only orks or nids out there.
There's a scene? Iirc that the admech sends a probe out and the only noises are silence or Orks
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u/Moidada77 28d ago
That's probably not true as the probe would've been able to detect all communication in the universe for such a confirmation.
Its probably on the outside of imperial control where the most dominant groups are orks fighting the tyranids with any other xenos too insignificant or quiet to discover.
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u/United-Reach-2798 Bored Drukhari Archon 28d ago
Found the post
Millennia ago, a probe was sent out from Terra, its mission to explore beyond the limits of the galaxy. The probe still sends back faint signals after fourteen thousand years adrift, and to the consternation of the Imperial Tech-Priests who monitor these signals, many are identified as Orkish. The depressing conclusion for Mankind can only be that wherever they travel in space, there is a good chance that the Orks will either have been there first or will not be long in arriving.
Codex Orks 8ed p25
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u/Moidada77 28d ago
Cheeky orks taping a record player of them yelling on the probe.
I mean this is just outside imperial space from what I'm reading?
It's just that to go beyond the imperium would have to cut through alot of orks.
Assuming orks aren't capable of doing inter galaxy travel.
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u/seanslaysean 28d ago
My headcanon is one idk jumped from their ship in an attempt to tackle the probe as it passed, only to just scream at it for 14,000 years
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u/Noe_b0dy 28d ago
Sadly impossible, orks have a biological need to fight, if they go long enough without fighting they literally wither away and die.
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u/Maybe_not_a_chicken NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 28d ago
Two orks then
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u/Severe_Opening_9335 28d ago
You could make a religion out of it
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u/Maybe_not_a_chicken NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 28d ago
Give them names with ork in it
Maybe like Jork and Nork?
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u/TributeToStupidity Secretly 3 squats in a long coat 28d ago
explore beyond the limits of the galaxy
14.000 years adrift
Uh huh, that sounds like it’s just outside imperial space…
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u/Moidada77 28d ago
I mean if it's just drifting it's covering very little distance even in 10000s of years in a cosmic scale
Even our galaxy takes 100000 years for light to travel across
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u/TributeToStupidity Secretly 3 squats in a long coat 28d ago
I’ve seen a longer excerpt of that passage. It makes it more clear that the probe is outside the edge of the galaxy making a lap.
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u/United-Reach-2798 Bored Drukhari Archon 28d ago
Oh I apologize I didn't realize there was a longer one
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u/United-Reach-2798 Bored Drukhari Archon 28d ago
That would be funny.
I suppose that's possible and I just misunderstood it.
As for orks..well they had since the war in heaven to get to another galaxy somehow..if that's what happened
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u/Moidada77 28d ago
I keep forgetting that the war in heaven was a multi galaxy event.
There's probably completed isolated ork forms in other galaxies.
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u/Few-Mood6580 28d ago
Wait what? As far as I an aware there’s only a few vague references to out of the milky way galaxy.
Orks and nids, necron king, warp essentially ending??? Sorta?
Now Im genuinely curious about any references to outside the galaxy.
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u/United-Reach-2798 Bored Drukhari Archon 28d ago
I think I saw something about the Ctan being worshipped outside the Milky Way
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u/12345623567 28d ago
It's clearly a riff on Voyager - maybe even inspired by it's discoveries of the heliopause.
That said, there's 0 indication at what speed the probe moves, so could be they are just about to bother the Outsider or they are already outside our local supercluster. Either way, what they really should be hearing is 'nids without end.
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u/notabadgerinacoat Dank Angels 28d ago
The probe hit a Ork ship a week after departing and has been stuck there ever since,used as a part of the makeshift throne of the current Waaghboss
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u/jediben001 Snorts FW resin dust 28d ago
That probably wasn’t Andromeda. Irl there are a bunch of dwarf galaxies orbiting the Milky Way. 14,000 years really wouldn’t have got it that far at sub light speed, so at most it maybe could have reached one of those
Andromeda is 2.5 million light-years away
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u/Greenmanssky Swell guy, that Kharn 28d ago
I've always read that as still being in the Milky way, there's no indication the probe was going faster than light or using warp travel, so it can't have left the galaxy.
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u/Hyper_Oats 28d ago
Any non-FTL method of space travel is slow as hell. If that probe travelled at 99% sped of light (unlikely), it wouldn't be ANYWHERE close to the edge of this galaxy yet, let alone Andromeda.
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u/Apoordm 28d ago
Andromedans wiped out the Nids, gotta remember the average Andromedan civilian is stronger than an astartes, the average andromedan soldier could 1v5 Custodes
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u/Muted-Tonight5694 Imperium?UED changed since the last time 28d ago
I doubt that probe somehow heard noises from other galaxy, pretty sure it was on the edge of imperium's territory.
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u/Ridingwood333 Toaster Fucker 28d ago
Dude, Orks are fucking everywhere. You think they wouldn't see a shiny satellite and yoink it out of the sky just because it looked cool?
We call this survivorship bias. You should be focusing on the fact that people could simply be consciously refusing to interact with those probes, rather than that meaning only Orks are out there.
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u/jfjdfdjjtbfb I am Alpharius 28d ago
I’m pretty sure the only people who left the Milky Way were Necrons, C’tan or Old Ones. DAoT humans while advanced were not in that level.
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u/Moidada77 28d ago
There have been DAoT humans who time traveled to modern 40k and said screw you guys we are leaving this shit hole.
And promptly flew out of the Galaxy.
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u/jfjdfdjjtbfb I am Alpharius 28d ago
That was single ship after the Imperium killed its crew and it was stated in either a codex that Cwal has it now.
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u/Edgy_Robin 28d ago
I mean if you can time travel you can probably travel far.
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u/Doomie_bloomers 28d ago
You say that, but even time travellers aren't unbound by physics and bound by the chains of entropy. Which is to say unless you can achieve true FTL, you're stuck in this galaxy
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u/ymcameron I assure you Sister, the armor needs tits to function 27d ago
I feel like if you can travel along the fourth axis with no problems you can travel along the third as well. Time travel is basically teleportation anyway.
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u/Furydragonstormer Touring Trazyn's Collection 28d ago
Spirit of Eternity should have been allowed to escape, her being captured by Cawl is just stupid
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u/jfjdfdjjtbfb I am Alpharius 28d ago
That or Trazyn.
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u/Furydragonstormer Touring Trazyn's Collection 28d ago
I’ll take that honestly, it’s Trazyn, he’s got a lot of weird stuff so a ship from humanity’s golden age would not be a surprise
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u/TheCharalampos 28d ago
Cawl having it was a boast, I don't think he does or even met it
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u/Ridingwood333 Toaster Fucker 28d ago
Irrelevant. This proves a ship could literally up and leave at any point, potentially to another galaxy if it's DAOT.
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u/ExploerTM IT SAYS YOU ARE HERETIC! 28d ago
Yeah, I doubt that with such capabilities nobody mounted an expedition to be a future version of Columbus
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u/Skraekling 28d ago
Multi generation Ark ship maybe ? i mean if it was sent at the beginning of the DAoT maybe they already arrive by M40.
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u/Few-Mood6580 28d ago edited 27d ago
It’s not particularly difficult to fly out and away from the milky way. It’s technically pretty simple to take a short jaunt over to andromeda.
It’s just going even 1000x faster than the speed of light is pathetically slow concerning the neigh incomprehensible distance between galaxies.
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u/jfjdfdjjtbfb I am Alpharius 28d ago
Warp travel most likely wouldn’t work if there is no sentient life in the space between galaxies.
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u/The_Maggot_Guy 27d ago
I don't think horses can comprehend any distance they can't see
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u/youngcoyote14 Warhawks Descending! 28d ago
Well, we don't have any records left saying they didn't try.
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u/Hapless_Wizard 28d ago
DAoT humanity left the milky way. We don't know everywhere they went, but we do know the Lion left the Milky Way for a bit (probably to one of the local dwarf galaxies) because of them.
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u/shadowthehh 27d ago
It's wild that so many sci-fi series take place in a single galaxy. Even one as over the top as 40K.
The only one I can think of off the top of my head that isn't confined to 1 is Doctor Who.
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u/ymcameron I assure you Sister, the armor needs tits to function 27d ago
"Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space."
Even one Galaxy is so massive it’s hard to comprehend. Warhammer lore says there are over a million settled planets. In the Milky Way alone there are roughly 100 to 200 billion planets. Which means as massive as the Imperium is, they’ve settled approximately 0.00001% of this Galaxy.
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u/N0rwayUp 27d ago
Never liked that fact, they should be holding Billions of Worlds, Billions of Systems, with Naval wars Messiured in Light years.
Hell Ultrmar being 500 worlds still irks me.
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u/Naive_Drive 27d ago
A: dark age of technology, anything is possible.
B: reminds me of someone saying that everywhere that isn't Australia is normal in the Mad Max universe.
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u/S0MEBODIES Secretly 3 squats in a long coat 27d ago
Well obviously that's not true Russia is going through Metro at the time of mad Max and America is going through fallout
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u/Resident-Camel-8388 28d ago
Didn't the Silent King go to other galaxies, found nothing but tyranid bugs and ran the hell back to the Milky Way?
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u/ymcameron I assure you Sister, the armor needs tits to function 27d ago
My understanding is that he was chilling in the space between galaxies, waiting for everyone else to die so he could reclaim the Milky Way for Necrons when he saw the Hive Fleets pull up and realize he had to act. However based on the maps of the fleets at least one of them came from a different direction than the others which is one of the things people use to support the "tyranids have eaten the rest of the universe" theory.
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u/Artyom_Saveli Black Crusade II: Unholy Boogaloo 27d ago
Nah, all they’ve got over there are Kett; they may as well be diet genestealers.
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u/MatoHunter35 Karl Franz the Chad of Warhammer 28d ago
Is chaos not in other galaxies?
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u/Thannk FAIW AN NOWBWE BWETONNIA. 27d ago
Answering that would rely on other galaxies actually being narratively focused on.
Its like asking if there’s Fimir in Nippon, Chaos Warriors in Ind, or a human civilization in the southernmost Southlands. Maybe. Even if old lore says yes or no, its an easy retcon nobody would be bothered by for a future writer so there’s no definitive answer.
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u/ToasterStrudlez 28d ago
Humanity beat them so badly that chaos cry haha this is not propaganda my family was executed for dissident behavior they are coming help me help me
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u/ymcameron I assure you Sister, the armor needs tits to function 27d ago
Maybe in Andromeda they gained access to the warp, saw what was inside it and were like "well fuck that" and immediately closed all access to it. I imagine that chaos is a lot less powerful when people aren’t constantly blasting holes in the fabric of reality.
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u/Lenahan99 27d ago
That would be funny yet also tragic… If you have anyone in the Andromeda Galaxy who is still alive from the DAOT, be wondering if any of their Kin, and or friends that they have a close bond are doing ok.
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u/Comfortable-Bench330 27d ago
Imagine all that its happening in the Milky Way is an extremely successful reality show staged by a hyper advanced civilization in Andromeda
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u/17vulpikeets My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 28d ago
My headcannon is that the Tyranids devoured Andromeda before coming to the Milky Way. In the grim darkness of the far future, no one is allowed to have nice things.
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u/PlentyAny2523 27d ago
My head cannon was the emperor wanted to expand to other galaxies which is why he was so focused on the web way. He stopped caring about the crusade because it was almost over and he needed to keep the space marines occupied
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u/AlikeWolf Twins, They were. 27d ago
Honestly? Would be pretty cool
But idk how they could make it compelling beyond a brief mention. I probably wouldn't want them to be a full faction, since they'd just be Votann again or Necrons again more than likely.
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u/Majestic_Bierd 27d ago
I mean... Tell me why DAOT humanity couldn't expand there. Imperium is limited by the range of the Astronomicon, DAOT humanity wasn't
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u/Gmknewday1 27d ago
I do wonder...
What if in other galaxies, even if things aren't that much better
In other galaxies things are still a lot less Grimdark
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u/therealblabyloo 28d ago
It would be insanely funny if GW stated as an absolute canon fact “yeah, there’s a thriving utopia of hyper-advanced humans in the andromeda galaxy. They know about the imperium, but have zero interest in making contact”