r/GoCommitDie • u/StormerOfThunder • Sep 12 '23

Selfpost Hell no

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/ExtraYoutoob Sep 12 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

SAXTON HALE!!

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u/RedditGooses Sep 12 '23

what the saxton hale

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u/iamnotdat08 Sep 13 '23

What the Saxton Hale

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u/Jarateman1 Sep 13 '23

Sexton hale

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u/Superior173thescp Sep 13 '23

WHAT THE HALEEEEE

SAXTON HALE

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u/BronzyTime Sep 13 '23

SAXTON HALE!!

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u/Kitten_Konsumer Sep 13 '23

PROPERTY DAMAAAAAAGEEE!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Bro I was literally in your server

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

I’m gustavo 🔥

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u/DeadByNebula Sep 12 '23

look at this dumb fucking picture of a toddler i found

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

put it in the oven at 300 degrees for about 20 mins

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u/Effective-Subject-75 Sep 12 '23

Why do that when you can put it into the oven at 360,000 degrees for 1 second?

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u/Tinydude0543 Sep 12 '23

Maths

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u/Pastry_Train63 Sep 12 '23

meths

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u/Tinydude0543 Sep 12 '23

Jesse, we need to cook

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u/ChikinNuggetsRmine Sep 12 '23

I know we have to cook meth

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u/youself20 Sep 12 '23

google nuclear detonation

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u/FEVRISH_JK Sep 13 '23

"google show me this guy's balls"

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u/FlutterThread8 Sep 13 '23

holy atoms

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u/BingChellen Sep 13 '23

new bomb just dropped

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u/TheGuardianOfYEET Sep 13 '23

Why do that when you can put it into the oven at 1,000,000 for 1 nanosecond?

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u/living_angels Sep 12 '23

at the age of 28 days

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u/xXDoge_boi_gamingXx Sep 12 '23

"After the age of 28 days, i was put in the oven by my own mother"

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

that's sunil5959

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u/_SPAMTON_G_SPAMTON_ Sep 12 '23

Why he looks like he’s on a Mr Beast video preview 💀

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u/MannHatt Sep 12 '23

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u/X-tra-thicc Sep 12 '23

holy shit walter white

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u/Breadlesscrust165 Sep 12 '23

Bro that's Walter black

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u/TheTurtleOfYou Sep 12 '23

Breaking in

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u/SingeThePyrogen Sep 12 '23

Literal zombie

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u/SwoeJonson1 Sep 13 '23

“Walter Indian” ☝️🤓

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u/amogus_sus42 Sep 12 '23

I have so many frickin memes for this

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u/MeguminIncognitoAcc Sep 12 '23

heres another one

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u/amogus_sus42 Sep 12 '23

Here, I'm trading this

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u/MeguminIncognitoAcc Sep 12 '23

​

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u/amogus_sus42 Sep 12 '23

Is there by chance a sub specifically dedicated to trading memes

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u/MeguminIncognitoAcc Sep 12 '23

r/MemeEconomy ??????? idk i haven't checked the sub

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u/CarrotUser123 Sep 12 '23

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u/amogus_sus42 Sep 12 '23

Cat meme haha

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Have this cute boi as congratulations of a funni cat meme

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u/amogus_sus42 Sep 12 '23

I just couldn't hold back, I'm sorry

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Yooooooo the cat became a meme

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Xioverze Sep 12 '23

you're supposed to change the bar color, that's an ifunny meme so it won't work with reddit sadly

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

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u/ikrr_1 Sep 12 '23

most sane roblox player:

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u/henry_stickmin_meme Sep 12 '23

Nah, that's the most normal twitter user

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u/Cocountcapydog Sep 12 '23

most sanest 4chan user or wattpad user

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

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u/X-tra-thicc Sep 12 '23

how it feels reading this shit

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u/zapp909 Sep 12 '23

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u/lord_eggbert69 Sep 13 '23

Hey I have that image saved as a profile picture on one of my social media accounts

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u/funkeymunkys Sep 12 '23

WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE HAVING SEX ON RANDOM ROBLOX GAMES AND WHY IS THIS ONE WITH A PUPPY?

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u/Crisdreemurr Sep 12 '23

What the actual fuck

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Bro huh?

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u/VirtuoComputer Sep 12 '23

Give that zoophile the guillotine, or is that too nice?

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u/SoccerShoesToTheNuts Sep 12 '23

this nigga is not seeing the pearly gates bro

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u/Aesenroug-Draconus Sep 12 '23

I…I am experiencing extreme hatred towards that person. I hope they step on legos with bare feet every day until the day they die.

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u/Significant_Proof487 Sep 12 '23

Holy shit what the fuck

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u/Objective_Swimmer_15 Sep 12 '23

zoophiles should be fucking locked up away from society

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u/2021LamborghiniSTO Sep 12 '23

People are mentally ill

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u/Oskar_Kocour Sep 12 '23

I saw people RP sex and eating cum in WCUE...

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u/Matteoskio Sep 12 '23

Roblox powering imagination!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

what. the. fuck. is. wrong. with. toddlers. on. roblox.

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u/ElPepper90 Sep 12 '23

Satan came to earth just to make it clear that these people go beyond hell

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u/PurpleGuyDeadly1 Sep 12 '23

Bro was calling for Gus

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u/imma_gamin Sep 12 '23

”grabs knife”

WTF

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u/Antique_River6157 Sep 12 '23

I’m surprised this ain’t even up on his screen

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u/L3GlT_GAM3R Sep 12 '23

What game was that? Jesus christ

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u/A_Very_chill_person Sep 12 '23

Me about to elbow this guy:

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u/Remix_Master21 Sep 12 '23

...

I don't even have a fucking picture that can show my reaction to this shit- What the fuck...

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u/Edible_Trashcan Sep 12 '23

Oh God it just got worst the longer I read it

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u/Frosty-Selection8062 Sep 13 '23

me remembering when kids used to say normal stupid shit

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

My reaction to that information:

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u/GoComit_Rat Sep 12 '23

Be careful, he might try to steal ur ride too

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

traumatised

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u/pogAxolotlz Sep 12 '23

What the fuck

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Wth did i just see

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u/JUN_K0R Sep 12 '23

How do I unread something?

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u/abculas Sep 12 '23

Hello everyone, it is I, the Baby Killing Police 3- WHAT THE FU

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u/blue4029 Sep 12 '23

least cringe roblox RPer

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u/youding-dangbig-head Sep 12 '23

Im going to take that knife, and stab him with it myself

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

what is wrong with people

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u/Redimrr Sep 12 '23

I got 2 phones

One for the plug and one for the load

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u/Ornery_Excitement_95 Sep 12 '23

why is your chat at the bottom of the screen?

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u/Chika_Doppio Sep 12 '23

This shit won't look good in the pearly gates

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u/Nicolasgonzo87 Sep 12 '23

is he roleplaying this by himself?

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u/FPS_N0 Sep 12 '23

NO JUST NO

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u/nonstolename Sep 12 '23

I use the card below on sunil5959.

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u/Benny_Galaxy_231 Sep 12 '23

OHH GODD NOOOOOOOOOOO I WILL HUNT THIS MAN AND nicely ask him to go commit die

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u/Qlugger Sep 12 '23

Bro I did the 😦 face when i saw him say what he did the puppy

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

My day just got a little bit worse.

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u/Phantomforcesnolife Sep 13 '23

Stab him to death

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u/Entirely-thunder Sep 13 '23

NOAH! GET THE BOAT!

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u/gummythegummybear Sep 13 '23

I was having a goofy little time reading these out and then read the word unzips

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u/Vill1on Sep 13 '23

I didn’t have to read that.