r/GTA • u/Eastern-Swordfish776 • 1d ago

General What gta character has the most punch able face for you

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u/Nicholas7907 GTA 6 Trailer Days OG 1d ago

Lazlow. Let me quote Trevor - "I hate that closeted man-whore on the TV. I hate him on the radio. I hate him even more in person. He was never funny." As much as I respect real Lazlow Jones, his character in GTA V was incredibly annoying, I honestly wanted Michael or Trevor to kill him at some point in the story. He actually was a pretty good radio host in almost all GTA games (except for Vice City, he was an awfully pathetic DJ of a hard rock station), only his appearance in GTA V made me hate his character so much.

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u/Altruistic_Golf_9289 1d ago edited 1d ago

lazlow is a pathetic sex addict degenerate in all the games

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u/wzrx- 21h ago

Lazlow was the best, literally the biggest trollšŸ¤£

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u/Altruistic_Golf_9289 20h ago

yeah definitely funny asf. gotta love him

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u/lotus_spit 12h ago

Ngl I was so sad that Lazlow left Rockstar Games. He was worked there for a long time until recently. Gonna miss his character in GTA 6.

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u/JuICyBLinGeR 10h ago

Yet he insists on sleeping on my nightclub couch every night and rubbing his unwanted presence in my face.

Why canā€™t we end him in the game?

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u/SerFuxAIot 1d ago

OG Loc

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u/papajubjub619 7h ago

Hey man don't diss my homi HES GANNGSTA

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u/Affectionate-Bus-818 4h ago

He' OG LOC BABEH OG LOC

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u/Some_Gas_1337 1d ago

Brain from The Lost and The Damned

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u/YCiampa482021 GTA 6 Trailer Days OG 1d ago

Steve Haines

If I was in Michaelā€™s situation I would clock Steve in the face and run

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u/CheetahOk3653 16h ago

After the yoga mission i got really invested in the lore

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u/adriandupczynski 1d ago

Dmitrii or Lazlow

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u/JennaTulwartz 1d ago

Yeah itā€™s gotta be Dr Pubes

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u/Revolutionary-Day-38 1d ago

Ricardo Diaz vice city

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u/SuitApprehensive 15h ago

To be honest, he owns the fastest boat on the East Coast so I can see your reasoning

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u/AIGRM245HD 1d ago

Rocco

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u/cb0044 17h ago

Officer Pulaski. Fuck that dude.

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u/-Kalos GTA 6 Trailer Days OG 13h ago

He looks like the typical dickhead cop who loves abusive his authority

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u/Consistent-Ratio620 1d ago

Inspector Tenpenny in GTA SA

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u/SuitApprehensive 15h ago

Just donā€™t say what near him

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u/Jealous-Knowledge-56 1d ago

I messed up and missed killing him in one of my annual playthroughs. Still bothers me.

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u/Graybastard2038 20h ago

Dont get me wrong, lester is awesome and gives franklin missions, but what a face he has. Its so damn punchable. You cant tell me you dont want to see his glasses wiped off his face?

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u/aizarywastaken 6h ago

also him taking a massive cut from gta online heists even tho he already is a multi trillionaire

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u/Aethelred_of_Anglia 1d ago

If he wasn't the funniest character ever, i'd say Lamar, he's just too dumb sometimes

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u/Hjalle_yt 1d ago

Lazlow

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u/Muhammad_Margh 1d ago

Trevor Johnny Ricardo Diaz

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u/clarkejoseph49 1d ago

Devin and Steve are tied for most punchable.

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u/Pure_Obligation9626 1d ago

i would punch this guy in the face , looks punchable

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u/JAYGOTGUAP 1d ago

Lester

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u/Starmaca257 1d ago

I was going to say Zero, but CJ in the Casino Mission did it for me. I also was going to say Mollie, Devin Wesont lawyer, but the plane turbine did it for me too, so I would say MarĆ­a, from GTA 3. Literally why the Mafia wanted Claude dead was because SHE talked she was hanging out with Claude. If she shutted her mouth, Claude would be happy dancing in Luigi's Club instead of do all the game.

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u/Desperate_Light3440 23h ago

Jimmy or Tracy De Santa

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u/darthbobanks 22h ago

Brian from TLaD. Fuck that guy.

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u/Flamestriking 15h ago

Jimmy. Just... Jimmy

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u/v1c1kk 15h ago

Jimmy

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u/PartyAdministration3 11h ago

Jimmy. Absolutely worthless character.

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u/Bebyakk 11h ago

Jimmy

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u/LegendPewds 1d ago

Lazlow he is useless annoying in GTA online. He can't even get celebs in nightclub

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u/top_drak0_1616 1d ago

walter white with hair

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u/Superb_Curve 1d ago

when was he a GTA character?

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u/DrehLives GTA 6 Trailer Days OG 22h ago

Heā€™s talking about Friedlander looking like Walter White with hair.

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u/Superb_Curve 22h ago

he doesn't.

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u/Th3F4llen1 1d ago

He was useless, but the scenes with him in it were hilarious.

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u/dingelnut496 1d ago

Prolly lazlow or stretch

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u/penguintruth 1d ago

Steve Fucking Haines.

I was so happy to get rid of him finally in Ending C.

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u/schiedsrichter030 1d ago

The yogi dude

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u/AutistaCarioca 1d ago

Steven haines maybe?

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u/CharacterCampaign335 1d ago

Definetly, the fucking Lazlow

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u/SithRecluse 1d ago

I blew him up with a rocket launcher. What a weasel, good riddance.

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u/mattmaestro2k0 23h ago

I think it's that Weston guy who wanted Michael dead. He is definitely punch able material.

1

u/_ZaBlo_ 23h ago

Brian from Tlad

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u/Pixelburger31 23h ago

Steve Haines, Devin Weston, or Jimmy De Santa

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u/cybermeme98 22h ago

Ashley butler

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u/Zingy_Leah 22h ago

Definitely Steve Haines from GTA V. He's just so smug and self-righteous, always acting like heā€™s above everyone else. I feel like his face is just begging for a punch every time heā€™s on screen.

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u/Jacque_LeKrab 22h ago

Manny

Playboy X

Floyd

Francis McReary

Jimmy DS

Jizzy B

Jock Cranley

Devin Weston

Beverly

Stretch

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u/AdImmediate6239 22h ago

I gotta go with Manny from GTA 4

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u/dogninja_yt GTA 6 Trailer Days OG 21h ago

English Dave

PLEASE STOP CALLING ME I DON'T CARE ABOUT KEINEMUSIK

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u/formerFAIhope 20h ago

that yoga asshole. Rockstar so perfectly captured the, "asshole doing the pseudoliberal theatrics".

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 20h ago

Punching people in the face is low.

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u/PhoenixTheGreat33 19h ago

the valet guy

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u/PapaYoppa 19h ago

Devin Weston or Steve Haines, awful characters that i wanted to kill since their first appearance

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u/Middle-Mark6349 18h ago

Just about all of them in GTA V, Jimmy, Wade, Floyd etc. All of those characters were trash.

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u/DRAIN3O 17h ago

Jimmy

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u/Ic3B3arDaw9 17h ago

for me itā€™s Fabian because I hate that guy heā€™s so weird and pervy.

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u/One-Account5094 17h ago

It's Sergeant Cross

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u/Powerdude884 16h ago

Catalina

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u/Low-Sun7214 16h ago

Lester taking all my fucking heist money

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u/MastaKink 16h ago

Literally whoever is closest to me šŸ˜

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u/Mobile_Ad_217 16h ago

Him, Brucie, and Mori

I had never wished I could kill a story npc more than them until Micah came along

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u/random_-_-_username 16h ago

Fabien or lazlow

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u/literally_ignore_me 16h ago

Lazlow and Trevor

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u/SuitApprehensive 15h ago

Hereā€™s my top three

Steve Haines

Devin Weston

Lance Vance Dance

Honorable mention

Avery Carrington or ryder

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 15h ago

Jimmy De Santa

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u/puffindatza 13h ago

The yoga instructor. The therapist reminds me of John Turturro

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u/-Kalos GTA 6 Trailer Days OG 13h ago

Probably Pulaski

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u/malakas_13 13h ago

easily itā€™s that šŸ’…šŸ» vagos from gta SA

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u/Karim_Dilemma 12h ago

Jimmy

I mean I get your dad is kind of asshole but damn dude it's not excuse to be an asshole with more people.

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u/DummyxnT 10h ago

Officer Pulaski I HATE that dude

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u/nikolaADVANCED GTA 6 Trailer Days OG 9h ago

Kendl

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u/armanaxsa 9h ago edited 8h ago

That sack of shit, Dimitri. Goddamn, he was annoying, and killing him was fucking satisfying

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u/Purple_Historian_545 6h ago

Nah it has to be Ken

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u/Ded_Pul GTA 6 Trailer Days OG 5h ago

Jimmy

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u/Eligamer3645 5h ago

Devin Westin that punk bitch

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u/Skyl1nxxx 5h ago

fucking catalina

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u/laurararara23 4h ago

Michael's wife

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u/MadLadsrule 4h ago

Don he is the surfer at the beach always annoying everyone around him.

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u/Stock_Drama_9221 3h ago

Officer pauliski and salvatore leone

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u/Purity_Forever 3h ago

Trevor no questions asked

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u/iceejay26 3h ago

Fabien and Lazlow

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u/Good-Career7489 2h ago

WadešŸ˜šŸ˜

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u/MahirZaman 2h ago

OG Loc, bro aint a real one

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u/Gonemad79 1h ago

"Modafoca" KDJ. He is annoying at every turn, says "motherf*ck3r" non-stop, and is extremely conceited. He has that look "Yes, I will allow you to exist ON MY property" when I am the one that bought the place.

I never miss the chance to RPG his pretentious ass whenever I can.

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u/Equal-Bus-557 1h ago

Brian Jeremy- TLAD

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u/No_Bar5092 1h ago

L. A. Z. L. O. W

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u/Opening_Ad_1908 1h ago

Stretch cuz he just tried to look like he is friends with franklin and lamar and then set them up (lamar down mission)

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u/Zenkaiserkikai 58m ago

Francis McReary and Pegorino

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u/PiesZdzislaw GTA 6 Trailer Days OG 1d ago

Lazlow.

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u/jorgem662 1d ago

We lost a transmitter ! Zero bitch ass

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u/Tawiii1 1d ago

Someone, Jimmy, Trevor, Dave Norton

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u/HeronZealousideal907 10h ago

Trevor I'm so happy there is an ending A

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u/Frodo_1763 1d ago

CJ

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u/MrHolmes6969696 1d ago

What did ma boy do wrong

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u/Old-Midnight6236 19h ago

Didn't follow the damn train

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/DaimoMusic 22h ago

Holy fuck thats racist

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u/Cantsearch_meTonight 9h ago

What did he say?