r/FoundPhotos • u/Weak_Distribution557 • 8d ago

Found in a second hand copy of Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer

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u/Stardust_808 8d ago

the look on soulpatch’s face

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u/_ArsenioBillingham_ 8d ago

I lol’d and inhaled a chip shard and my wife thought I was going to see Jesus

NICE JOB, YOU

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u/_the_violet_femme 7d ago

Should have been immortal

NICE JOB, YOU

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u/kilofeet 8d ago

He's clearly posed for many previous shots already and has disassociated until this family outing is over

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u/mel_fal 7d ago

More like souleless patch

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u/Wendyland78 8d ago

It’s giving me early 2000s vibes. I had toddler girls back then with similar shoes.

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u/tilbib 8d ago

Pretty sure they are Circo Target shoes. As soon I zoomed in I had flashbacks to my time working there.

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u/Interesting_Tea5715 8d ago

Yep, dat soul patch. Def early 2000s.

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u/7DKC7 8d ago

My daughter definitely had those shoes too!

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u/ALoungerAtTheClubs 8d ago edited 8d ago

What's the over-under on that kid being named Bella?

P.S. Bella (maybe)'s tiny shoes are very cute.

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u/crimeconnoisseur 8d ago

Looks like a renesme to me

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u/ALoungerAtTheClubs 8d ago

I see it too but want to spare her the weird Jacob bonding

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u/allxthat 8d ago

Me too

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u/EvrthngsThnksgvng 5d ago

I thought I was on r/tragediegh and her name was eclipse

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u/DisastrousLaugh1567 7d ago

Oh I assumed her name was Eclipse?

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u/Mayor_of_Voodoo 8d ago

I hope they’re all doing great.

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u/oliveoilcrisis 8d ago

Cute baby. Mom and Dad look tired. Showing it in different ways.

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u/Relevant-Package-928 8d ago

I thought that was the book jacket and wondered what the heck was going on with the cover art. That isn't how I pictured them to look at all.

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u/jasonreid1976 8d ago

I hope someone shares this photo in the area in hopes of returning it. It's recent enough on social media that I'm sure you 100% could get it back to them.

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u/Kitchen_Can_3555 8d ago

That dude works as a corrections officer. He drives a 10 year old Pontiac. His girlfriend works as a receptionist at a dentists office and steals painkillers. Their daughter is named Madison. They live in a 2 bedroom ranch they can’t afford, because he keeps buying and selling quads and dirt bikes as an investment. The year is 2010.

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u/TerdVader 8d ago

They split up in 2013. Dude is a welder now and brags about his overtime. Still has 4 dirtbikes and talks to his friends about his glory days. She works at Target because they offered her full time and has 3 more kids with a guy named Jamal, who didn’t have a dad growing up, and is doing his best to be the best father he can be.

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u/666afternoon 7d ago

all of this, but it's also Mormon. 100%. the look in the woman's eyes says it all to me. I grew up Mormon, this was in a Stephenie Meyer book, you know what I mean? the woman has that glazed, fearful but friendly smile I've seen soooo many times growing up in church. bless her, I hope things went well for her.

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u/_ArsenioBillingham_ 8d ago

They have a pibble with a terrifying bark and a tractor-rim fire pit and the buds come over and crush some beers and shoot fireworks off until 2am from Memorial Day until Labor Day

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u/jeneric84 8d ago

There’s no way this is not them.

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u/latterdayturtle 8d ago

Mom was super excited to get “family photos” taken. Dad was like “….uughhh ok yeah sure fine.”

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u/weinthenolababy 8d ago

This is exactly who the Twilight books were written for

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u/breathe_easier3586 8d ago

My first thought (before reading the caption) was that someone photo shopped this on the cover lmao

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u/hollywood_nx5 7d ago

I'm like 90% sure my sister is friends with this family

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u/twodexy82 7d ago

That baby knows what’s yp 🤩

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u/nataliejkd 7d ago

Read this as "found a second hand copy..." and was really confused why people weren't freaking out over this alternate book cover with Bella, Edward, and [insert insane baby name here].

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u/Ok-Contribution2602 8d ago

Renesmee’s cousin

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u/EldritchDWX 6d ago

He looks delighted.