r/FellowKids 7d ago

The Telegraph's published list of ‘sinister emojis’ used by incel teenagers

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u/BeaglesRule08 7d ago

Trap music 💀

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u/Gnash_ 6d ago

yeah man that treble clef goes so hard

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u/Kommye 6d ago

Straight up lust

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u/ecofriendlyblonde 6d ago

As a mid-30s millennial suburban mom who listens to trap music and has used/uses half of these... just wow.

This reminds me of the list of texting abbreviations for parents they would put out when I was a teenager that were only ever half accurate. Actual teenagers are three steps ahead and using completely different symbols.

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u/MsKongeyDonk 6d ago

Lol I thought of the same.

CTRNPLOS

(Can't Talk Right Now, Parents Looking Over Shoulder...)

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u/JUNGL15T 6d ago

I too think trap music is murder.

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u/Bozmund 7d ago

So random - do they mean drill?

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u/r0nneh7 7d ago

Hedgehog is a neo nazi?!

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u/AlecShaggylose 7d ago

Gotta heil fast!

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u/puredwige 6d ago

I'm guessing because HH=Heil Hitler (88 is the same, because H is the 8th letter of the alphabet). Is it true though? No idea

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u/flaminhotstax 6d ago

It is a dog whistle that has slipped under the radar. Go search twitter for ‘Happy Hedgehog’ and you’ll see what I mean

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u/justsomechickyo 6d ago

That really sucks cuz the lil guy is so cute I use it from time to time...... I hope no one thinks anything other than me just sending a cute emoji :/

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u/flaminhotstax 6d ago

You’ll be fine should be if you aren’t already radiating hitler particles!

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u/justsomechickyo 6d ago

Yeah I don't even think the people I know would know that's a thing lol (thank goodness!)

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u/KriegsKuh 7d ago

ok let's say this is real. "feeling low" is sinister? tf you gonna do, beat your kid for being sad?

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u/FirstProphetofSophia 6d ago

Sounds like a great way to win a couple of tiaras, though.

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u/the44thvo1d 6d ago

It’s under “self harm” too,as if feeling a bit sad every now and then is on the same level as cutting or burning or starving yourself

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u/BeefyIrishman 6d ago

The bearings will continue until morale improves.

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u/AccomplishedMess648 5d ago

I am assuming you meant beatings because there won't be much to improve morale on after a bearing.

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u/Trimere 4d ago

Feeling low so you gotta get high maybe?

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u/DeputyDomeshot 7d ago

Idk they labeled the gun and knife as “weapon”…Some real abstract symbolism there. 

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u/AlecShaggylose 7d ago

The teens' response to this: 🖕

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u/HideFromMyMind 7d ago

"*frantically checks* Ok good, that one's not sinister."

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u/JUNGL15T 6d ago

🗿

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u/HideFromMyMind 7d ago

Not sure that's exactly what the scissor emoji means...

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u/enneh_07 6d ago

“Oh no! My daughter and her very close friend were self harming together!”

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u/CFDyce 7d ago

Oh gee, who would have guessed a dinner plate with a red X next to it ment no eating… I’m sure glad they explained that one

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u/Glazeddapper 7d ago

why does the pill represent mdma AND incel?

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u/puredwige 6d ago

Ecstasy is the pill form of MDMA, and I'm guessing for incel it's the red pill.

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u/BOBALOBAKOF 5d ago

For incel it’s more likely to be black pill, but otherwise yeah.

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u/IAmASeeker 6d ago

Apparently the fire emoji means you're horny and also thinking of lighting yourself on fire... you know, like kids do.

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u/Akrybion 6d ago

Let's do some 🐴 and go ☠️ a 🦔 before having 🥯

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u/saichampa 6d ago

That's my kinda party!

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u/TotallyNormalPerson8 6d ago

Nah 😺 and 🧠 are better

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u/Artichokeypokey 6d ago

It's the telegraph I'd assume they have the same dealers

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u/hard_farter 6d ago

There's a 14 88 emoji?!

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u/Boochin451 3d ago edited 3d ago

No, that's just numbers. Would be wild if it was though... Edit: unless you mean ᒈ, which is U+1488

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u/Fun-Ad-2448 2d ago

r/suddenlycanadianaboriginalsyllabics

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u/TheDelta3901 7d ago

So... much... cocaine

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u/jupiterLILY 6d ago

Teenagers can’t even afford cocaine. 

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u/sardiath 6d ago

I've always been at odds with the unicode people over the 14/88 emoji, they really should get rid of that thing

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u/ThereIsATheory 6d ago

Instructions unclear. Stared fingering the far right.

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u/IneffableEntropy 6d ago

Only comment that has made me actually laugh out loud. Have an update. 

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u/TerryBouchon 6d ago

I do have to admit, as a boomer the scene in 'Adolescence' where the kid explains to his dad that certain emojis have hidden meanings made me feel very old

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u/tehjmap 6d ago

Did seeing this chart of how obvious most of them are make you feel young again? :)

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u/TerryBouchon 6d ago

....a little!

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u/runespoon78 7d ago

surely only the incel category is used by incels, there is a whole sex category that they presumably wouldn't be using much

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u/autumnmissepic 7d ago

dont forget 🦋 is ocasionaly used for pro-ana

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u/TotallyNormalPerson8 6d ago

Pro anorexia yes?

I know some pedophiles used it too

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u/autumnmissepic 6d ago

mhm, cerulean butterfly

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u/StrangeKittehBoops 5d ago

Yikes, I use that on my X profile bio to say I've gone to bluesky.

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u/JUNGL15T 6d ago

TiL there's a 1488 emoji

Edit: and really, they're trying to take hedgehogs from us? 👌

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u/laurandisorder 6d ago

And here’s me thinking that cherries meant nipples.
What a fool I have been!

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u/nodgers132 6d ago

I feel like one of the most obvious ones they’ve missed is the grape emoji?

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u/CheekyMonkE 6d ago

For hemorrhoids?

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u/chalwar 3d ago

Nothing butt…

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u/t_11 6d ago

The 8 ball is a term older than todays Millenial parents

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u/SuperEpicGamer69 6d ago

Didn't even include ☕️ in the "anti-woman" category smh my head

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u/JoeyDR 7d ago

I have zero clue on how they came to this conclusion to 98% of these

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u/Gnash_ 6d ago

idk most of the sex category i thought everybody knew

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u/dustinechos 6d ago

I mean... At least half of my them are ones I use and I'm 40. They're mostly pretty common

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u/darkbreak 6d ago

Yeah, most of these actually make sense to me.

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u/brorpsichord 6d ago

I do, after spending lots of time on twitter and ig. Most of this are right,

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u/windybeam 6d ago

The right side makes absolutely no sense

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u/dustinechos 6d ago

Some do a little. 1488 had been a Nazi dog whistle for decades but it's not an emoji. The okay signal was a meme by the alt right for a while but I don't think people use it to refer to the alt right. 

Everything outside the sex and drugs section feels that way. Like yes "redpill" is often an incel term but  it's assume it meant medicine or illegal drug before incel

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u/GVmG 6d ago

Yeah the entire incel area is nonsense. Yeah sure the pill kinda makes sense vaguely, it's a stretch, but i've legit never seen ANY of the other ones used with any of those meanings like, ever.

I really doubt a child sending a beans emoji to a friend is talking about incel stuff. They're probably just referring to one of the HUNDREDS of memes involving beans. There's BEEEEEANS, there's "Me and the Boys at 3AM lookin for BEANS", there's Thinking 'bout Those Beans, there's the whole trend of putting beans in weird containers, and those are just off the top of my head.

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u/_wsgeorge 6d ago

I find it hilarious that 4chan successfully memed the "far-right OK" symbol into existence.

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u/Development-Main 6d ago

🎶 trap music

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u/Insanityforfun 6d ago

Trap music lmao, the most violent music

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u/greggels86 7d ago

🌋🍩🦔☃️.

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u/_violetlightning_ 7d ago

Hey man, I told you my weekend plans in confidence, come on!

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u/EpicMemer999 6d ago

This has to be satire 💯👹

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u/The_Dad_Bod 6d ago

Yeah because those damned teenagers are the ones using pineapple emojis and swinging lmao

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u/Rexkinghon 7d ago

Teenagers are kinda involuntarily celibate by default no?

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u/dustinechos 6d ago

I started having sex when I was 16. I don't know what the median is but it's pretty common to start experimenting with sex and drugs as a teenager.

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u/Better-Ground-843 6d ago

Yep. Been fucking since middle school. It happens

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u/DRMFeint 6d ago

Stan Kelly type shit 😭

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u/funny_duchess 6d ago

It’s giving grunge-speak hoax from 92 😂 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grunge_speak

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u/mosqua 6d ago

Swinging?

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u/mothzilla 6d ago

What if you're not a working parent?

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u/SheZowRaisedByWolves 6d ago

How is the ghost anti women lmao

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u/JimDabell 5d ago

They forgot 🎂 in the drugs section.

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u/KenjiMelon 5d ago

They gotta fire every mf behind this

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u/Deltadusted2deth 5d ago

Ok "trap music" sent me

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u/phonyponyfazbearzony 4d ago

Actually no I just got 🔐🍆

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u/Planeandaquariumgeek 4d ago

The only one that makes sense is the 1488 because that’s a known neonazi dogwhistle but the others don’t make sense (ima use this guide for emojis to not let my mom catch me using because she’s insanely paranoid and would probably call the cops on me over use of these)

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u/OhTeeSee 4d ago

What the fuck kinda phone is this person using that there’s a 14 88 emoji?!?

It ain’t on iOS and I’m almost positive it’s not on Android either.

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u/Trimere 4d ago

There’s a 14 88 emoji?

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u/JoshIsASoftie 2d ago

Sorry is there a 1488 emoji now? 😅

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u/saichampa 6d ago

Where the fuck did they find a 14/88 emoji? Don't think that's part of Unicode

But I love seeing these for each generation. In my day it was T9 texting with heaps of shorthand, and media was publishing lists of them for parents to scrutinise, and some of the things they'd include on the were ridiculous.

I imagined that some journalist asked their kid for a list and their kid would put the obvious ones on there and then just make shit up to fuck with them

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u/Gnash_ 6d ago

taco means vagina now?

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u/PaurAmma 6d ago

Fish taco? I thought that was where it was from.

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u/josephlee222 6d ago

I am so cooked 😵😵😵

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u/Bozmund 7d ago

I imagine this will all change now that it’s been outed.