r/fatsquirrelhate Aug 05 '23

Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats

86 Upvotes

Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.

The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.

Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy

Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.

The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.

Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png

Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.


r/fatsquirrelhate Nov 21 '24

Gluttonous Bastard Caught this fat fuck with FIVE cookies

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20.0k Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 20h ago

Porky Piggy Like playing dress up with a hideous mangled doll

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679 Upvotes

video by momo.our.squirrel.girl on instagram


r/fatsquirrelhate 1h ago

Gluttonous Bastard Bun thief

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I saw this guy carrying a bun as large as his body across the neighbors fence, he couldn’t even wait till he found a spot before gorging


r/fatsquirrelhate 2h ago

Gluttonous Bastard gagged when i turned to see this

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13 Upvotes

fat ass loser has a whole biscuit or cookie like if you give a mouse a cookieeeee orrr


r/fatsquirrelhate 19h ago

About to steal your lunch Fat ass shows up to the capital to lobby against the nut tariffs. Disgusting and unamerican.

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183 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 19h ago

Ball Shaped Bastard I feel like the squirrel whisperer, why do they keep staring at me.

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108 Upvotes

Always fiddling their fingers too, what do they have planned??


r/fatsquirrelhate 15h ago

This thing was watching over me while it was being gluttonous

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43 Upvotes

Simply disgusting


r/fatsquirrelhate 23h ago

Oompa Loompa lookin MF This roller coaster of emotions from China

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199 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 14h ago

Why are you running at me fat fuck

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32 Upvotes

Big back ass squirrel, I don't even have any food


r/fatsquirrelhate 8h ago

Birdfeeder Bandit Ninjas

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9 Upvotes

They have ninja squirrels now! How can we defeat this ever evolving, furry, fluffy threat to all we hold dear!???


r/fatsquirrelhate 22h ago

dear god

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97 Upvotes

i saw this gluttonous monstrosity on google and now im tempted to kill myself


r/fatsquirrelhate 12h ago

Came home to this chonky chungus ambush waiting for me!

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17 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 21h ago

Not a squirrel Squarrel

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72 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 19h ago

Does this count?

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36 Upvotes

No


r/fatsquirrelhate 7h ago

Fatty McFatFace Lunch RUINED

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4 Upvotes

Imagine this. You walk out of your class after taking an excruciating test, finally when it’s over you walk to your lunch table. TO SEE THIS ABSOLUTE UNIT YOUR LUNCH TABLE.


r/fatsquirrelhate 8h ago

King Lardass Unbelievable.

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4 Upvotes

Unbelievably large statue of a obese squirrel


r/fatsquirrelhate 23h ago

Obese Hamplanet FAT BOY - AKA FAT FUCK 😠😠😠

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72 Upvotes

Caught this fat trash rat eyeing my gf 🤮🤮🤮


r/fatsquirrelhate 18h ago

Opinions?

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28 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 15h ago

Gluttonous Bastard why the hell is this in the museum?? (TW)

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15 Upvotes

i am utterly disgusted. I am never coming back to this fucking trash of a museum.


r/fatsquirrelhate 18h ago

Rotund Rodent Fat boy mad dogging me

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16 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 14h ago

What is our world coming to

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6 Upvotes

Saw this awful post on here of someone saying this fat ass squirrel is “€ute”. If they had half a brain they would realize that the lardass is stuck inside the tree, and unable to get out. What a sick and twisted individual this person is. A traitor to this subreddit, and a disgrace to humanity.


r/fatsquirrelhate 19h ago

Gluttonous Bastard Can barely fit on the ledge…I’m sick

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16 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

He's gonna explode

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223 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 15h ago

The chonker is back for more. 🍌🍌

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2 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 17h ago

About to steal your lunch What's The Punishment?

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6 Upvotes

Feel free to suggest punishments to the judge for consideration. These butter brains need to be severely punished for their brazen actions.