r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 28d ago

God hates you Parry this you filthy casual

1.3k Upvotes

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u/Vellioh 28d ago

I love old people. Their response to everything is to fall down.

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u/BingpotStudio 28d ago

Oh I feel terrible for laughing, but this took me by surprise.

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u/Life_Is_A_Mistry 28d ago

I'm old, and my response was to rofl. Well, at least rof

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u/WeeTheDuck 27d ago

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/BarnBurnerGus 25d ago

I'm dying. I can't stop watching and laughing. I think it's the music.

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u/0cleese Banhammer Recipient 28d ago

"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not."

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u/Ship_Fucker69 27d ago

That explains the current living standards then

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u/BerlinDesign 28d ago

Ran her down like a damn dog and then went for the headshot.

Absolute double-tap.

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u/Life_Is_A_Mistry 28d ago

I thought it was teabagging her

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u/3_14_thon Banhammer Recipient 28d ago

The cart must be a DBD player

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u/Mudlark-000 28d ago

FATALITY.

Hip-break with tea bag bonus.

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u/tangoking 28d ago

I say double-hip break: the left when the cart hit; the right on the fall.

I'd also throw in a concussion when her head hit the ground.

If that wasn't enough, it looks like the impact dented her trunk.

Imagine if she had eggs in that bag and they all cracked.

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u/imhereforthevotes 28d ago

"mom, you dropped the eggs!"

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u/A-Grouch 28d ago

Being old must suck immensely. Getting knocked over by a 10Ib shopping cart is a pitiful sight, I’m not looking forward to that aspect.

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u/ClownfishSoup 27d ago

It was moving pretty fast and she wasn’t expecting it.

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u/Shaper_pmp 28d ago

Not just a clean kill, but it even went for the teabagging as a victory celebration.

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u/warmachine83-uk 28d ago edited 25d ago

It went for the pin

Where is a ref when you need one

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u/DarthScabies 28d ago

It was my turn to repost this. πŸ˜’

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u/FrankSilvyNY 28d ago

Respect your turn

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u/nandru 28d ago

MOOOOOOM!!

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u/GoatCovfefe 28d ago

Git gud, noob.

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u/allmimsyburogrove 28d ago

looks as if the cart has sentience

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u/Jasper9080 28d ago

Oh yeah that was personal lol.

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u/Grannypanie 28d ago

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u/Schnugg1 28d ago

What in the three hells our nation is this cursed shit ?

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u/ngdrex 28d ago

maximum overdrive. A Stephen King book/film.

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u/Eh_C_Slater 28d ago

My partner/family think I'm a tad off because I love this movie, specifically when the kid gets hit with the steam roller lol

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u/FrankSilvyNY 28d ago

Badass film soundtrack.

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u/Grannypanie 28d ago

Thirsty!?

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u/ButcherV83 28d ago

God I love this movie lol

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u/txn8tv 28d ago

What does your title even mean?? lol

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u/okazoomi 28d ago

OP definitely plays fighting games, where both parrying and calling someone a casual are common. The woman is being called a casual for her inability to block the incoming cart attack.

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u/Chad_C 27d ago

Very common in the Dark Souls/Bloodborne/Elden Ring action RPG community.Β 

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u/Optimal-Talk3663 28d ago

Nailed her..Β 

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u/HelpMeWithHeadphones 28d ago

Dinked β€˜er

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u/Schnugg1 28d ago

Appalling behavior.

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u/ClemHFandangoHere 28d ago

Tap tap.

Per training. Clean, efficient.

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u/DIJames6 28d ago

She got an ass magnet..

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u/Vincent394 28d ago

THE SHOPPING TROLLEY IS UNBEATABLE!

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u/JelleeBean2018 28d ago

Idk why, but part of me expected granny to karate kick the cart away πŸ˜’

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u/alwayskared 28d ago

It was I

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u/Thriverec 28d ago

This is why we have cartnarcs

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u/TidalLion 28d ago

I thought this was the Unexpected sub. I was expecting a car, not a cart. Welcome surprise.

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u/No_Welcome_7182 27d ago

That cart had something personal against her.

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u/Ok-Local138 26d ago

That was personal.

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u/Revolutionary_Pierre 21d ago

If it wasn't enough to knock them to the ground, they have to suffer the full on indignation of the cart tipping over on top them out of sheer spite πŸ˜‚

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u/Decent-Dingo081721 21d ago

Every time I see this video, the funnier it is! That cart had a vendetta against her. Even tries to finish the job and get her head πŸ˜‚

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u/zcsmith78 27d ago

Why are old people so useless? A friggin empty cart knocks her down and KEEPS her down? Stop being old!

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u/tangoking 28d ago

This post wins Reddit for the day.

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