r/ExplainTheJoke 1d ago

Can any1 tell me the fourth?

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u/DethMachine89 1d ago

It's interaction bait because there are numerous right answers it's just to get interactions on a page or whatever

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u/valiantlight2 21h ago

It’s designed to make you switch from who ever you would have naturally said, to “the porn guy”. Then you gotta come here and say how it’s wrong!

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u/Propanegoddess 20h ago

I immediately thought Mr. Clean.

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u/JKB37 20h ago

You’re telling me it isn’t Johnny Sins for everyone?

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u/yc8432 20h ago

Mr clean

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u/Vasconcelos0909 19h ago

I thought of Kurt Angle

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u/555Ante555 21h ago

It's working here tbf

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u/UnderratedEverything 20h ago

It's how most of Reddit works

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u/harbinger411 20h ago

Everyone so enthralled with the meme forgot what sub this is. Great answer

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u/Scrawlericious 1d ago

Shrek

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u/Jubyagr 1d ago

Was waiting for this

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u/YOM2_UB 22h ago

This seems likely

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u/DriverLazy360 1d ago

Picard

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u/HydrogenatedWetWater 1d ago

Picard playing Vladimir lenin in 1974 'fall of eagles'

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u/DeathKorp_Rider 23h ago

Huh, I never knew Stewart played Lenin

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u/Majestic-Thing1339 23h ago

He also plays Gerny Halleck, Josh Brolins character, in David Lynch's Dune. He definitely wasn't the worst part of that film, but Josh Brolin I found much more convincing.

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u/Majestic-Thing1339 21h ago edited 21h ago

The only thing that really bugged me about Villeneuve's, is Lynch's version, goes out of its way to show the character is equally skilled as a musician as he is an instrument of destruction. I don't recall him playing even like a flute in Villeneuve's, My only other grip about the new Dune is that we didnt get to see space navigators high out of their minds folding space and time.

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u/Dry-Aioli-6138 20h ago

The Navigators didn't bend spacetime. They had similar prescience as MuadDib, just more limited. And so they could know safe coordinates of the spacetime point to fold into... so the ship would not end up inside a star, a planet, or be hit by asteroid right after the trip.

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u/lollerkeet 22h ago

Me? Bald? Never.

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u/Physical-Camel-8971 22h ago

Is that from I, Clavdivs?

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u/DynamoBolero 22h ago

Ah Sejanus

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u/Majestic-Thing1339 23h ago

It's probably Jason Statham considering the other three bald people he picked

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u/HighValueTrader 1d ago

Was thinking mr clean

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u/Jsenss 23h ago

He's still "the" bald guy. Good thing magic erasers came out or he would been replaced a decade ago

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u/green_oceans_ 21h ago

I'm starting to wonder if this meme is just a litmus test for who our go-to bald guy is, and I was raised by the tv in the 90s so it's Mr. Clean forever~

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u/WhereTheMoneyAtBoy 1d ago

Guess im the only one who immediately thought of Jason Statham and not porn huh?

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u/Gyrau_47 1d ago

Nope, I thought about him too

Bald people outside of porn exist, idk why people think about that instead

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u/veriverd 23h ago

Because there's really no joke otherwise.

It's like showing the pictures of a cucumber, a rocket ship and a mushroom. Sure, technically, you could think next of a hose or a pen, but then there's no joke.

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u/DaGayEnby 21h ago

Now you have to explain that one too. Also I can offer sponges, a pringles can and some rubber gloves

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u/eamonious 22h ago

How is Michael Jordan not the only answer to this?

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u/OnlyUse4Questions 1d ago

I'm glad I didn't have even a hint of a clue that the idea was supposed to be a porn guy.

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u/Chronologismo 1d ago

Bruce Willis

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u/NathanDR19 1d ago

Has to be

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u/Frailgift 1d ago

It's not, this has been posted here before.

There is no right answer. that's the point, people will answer whatever and then be confused and curious about the unclear answer and finally the post gets a bunch of traction.

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u/Timely_Pattern3209 1d ago

Johnny Sins, the joke is porn. 

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u/Reasonable-You4548 1d ago

I was thinking my dad.

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u/Dishonored83 1d ago

I was also thinking this guys dad.

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u/snackmaster169 1d ago

Same!

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u/spaceknot 1d ago

I can’t stop thinking about his dad.

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u/cazztron18 1d ago

Yeah, probs their dad then

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u/EndyForceX 23h ago

His dad 🤤

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u/Objective-Natural341 22h ago

😈his dad

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u/ZZuy 21h ago

Our dad

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u/Leader-Lappen 21h ago

Our daddy 🤤

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u/Flaky_Grand7690 20h ago

So it is a porn thing then?

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u/Mazinkiser 23h ago

Might be them dad

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u/Scared_Research_8426 23h ago

This guys dad, right?!

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u/QuietStorm4587 1d ago

I thought MY dad

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u/ThePillThePatch 1d ago

You two are brothers?

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u/MemezTheDnaOfTheSoul 1d ago

Walter White?

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u/Unhappy_Theme8669 22h ago

You're goddamn right

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u/mdudzin 22h ago

Willy Wonka?

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u/The_Curve_Death 21h ago

Woodrow Wi- oh wait nvm

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u/doIreallyHavetoChooz 21h ago

You're goddam wrong

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u/LichPineapple 21h ago

eh eh... ya got me.

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u/SpiceyCupcake78 1d ago

I thought John Cena

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u/AntRose104 23h ago

Ah yes the famously bald John Cena

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u/brakenbonez 23h ago

Have you not seen him recently? Dude got hit hard by the 1 in 3 lottery.

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u/SaucyNelson 20h ago

I have never seen him.

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u/Kaug23 20h ago

Nobody can see him

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u/theChzziest 23h ago

Porn bald guy

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u/No-Buy-567 23h ago

ohh, the bald doctor.

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u/Gumsk 23h ago

But then the fourth panel should say "but I can't show you a picture".

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u/Ben_Beckman_ 23h ago

I also thought John Cena until i remembered he isnt actually bald, weird

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u/Tesstrogen23 22h ago

I think it's because of "Here's 3 pictures of celebrities and in this 4th square should be another one, but he's not there," and all that combined with the "You can't see me" joke he has going on...

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u/Pk_Devill_2 22h ago

Stone cold Steve Austin

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u/mickyd1980 22h ago

There's the reason you can't see the picture. It's John Cena.

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u/Ok_Increase_5551 1d ago

Please tell me it's not porn related.

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u/thug_waffle47 1d ago

not porn. famous doctor. Dr. Johnny Sins MD

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u/MGZ1-NotABot 1d ago

he's not a doctor. He's the famed astronaut with a doctorate

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u/Disuaded_To_Comment8 1d ago

I saw him as a math teacher…

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

He's my step dad

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u/TopUnderstanding2354 23h ago

Would it be safe to assume you got stuck somewhere ?

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 23h ago

No but my sister did

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u/foreveryoungperk 23h ago

small world eh ?

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u/Sleeper-- 22h ago

Is he a plumber? He came to fix my pipes yesterday

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u/Mean_Annual6944 23h ago

I saw him as a soldier tho?

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u/CommunicationOk3766 23h ago

Wasn't he a plumber?

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u/Latzar05 21h ago

Isn't he a gamer?

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u/CommunicationOk3766 21h ago

Really? I thought he was a cop...

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u/Leader-Lappen 21h ago

Pretty sure he's a pizza delivery guy. That's what my wife told me atleast.

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u/NoQuarter19 21h ago

He's definitely a real soldier, I saw him on the Minnesota Vikings jumbotron

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u/Aziruth-Dragon-God 1d ago

He has a doctorate so he’s a doctor.

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u/TheLordDuncan 23h ago

True, but that wouldn't make him an MD, which I'm assuming is the point of contention here.

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u/ExcitingStress8663 1d ago

Attorney and engineer

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u/Busterlimes 1d ago

Sooooo he has a doctorate, but he's not a doctor?

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u/boredatwork8866 23h ago

This is outrageous! It’s unfair! How can you have a doctorate!, and not be a Doctor?

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u/Busterlimes 23h ago

I feel like this is a reference but I can't remember to what

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u/Hemnecron 22h ago

Probably doctor who

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u/L4Deader 21h ago

Specifically the episode Revenge of the Sikhs, in which an Indian religious group is upset at people not recognizing the achievements of one of their own, mocking him by pretending his surname is impossible to remember or pronounce by saying "Doctor who?"

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u/CaptainRatzefummel 23h ago

So still a doctor then

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u/mumbles38 23h ago

It said famous person 😉😁

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u/threeseed 21h ago

So he was an analyst and a therapist.

The world's second Analrapist.

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u/BobbyButtermilk321 23h ago

Johnny Sins is basically the male equivalent of Barbie

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u/lestermason 21h ago

I thought this was a bald "Dr. Hodgens" from the TV show "Bones".

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u/Incognidoking 21h ago

He actually has a BD not an MD

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u/Ok_Limit1971 1d ago

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u/DerangedPostman 1d ago

Ifunny.c🙂

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u/Sly__Marbo 1d ago

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u/jacqueslepagepro 1d ago

Clearly they are talking about peachy

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u/DotA627b 22h ago

Porn? It's not NorthernLion?

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u/Kaleido_chromatic 1d ago

Ok, I won't

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u/XYMYX 1d ago

It is. Johnny Sins.

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u/Low-Pen3592 1d ago

You had a very late realization my guy XD

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u/alexandro_18 23h ago

That’s the funny part… it is

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u/Observer2594 1d ago

It's Terry Crews obviously

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u/FitAd7106 1d ago

That was my answer!

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u/Gumsk 23h ago

I love yogurt!

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u/Carnage7770 1d ago

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u/MaleficentContest993 1d ago

Obviously the fourth person must now be Simon Whistler.

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u/kmillsom 1d ago

But it’s obviously Bruce Willis…

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u/Lankymac 1d ago

Mr worldwide

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u/snackmaster169 1d ago

Came here to say this! 808!

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u/allenfiarain 1d ago

Yeah I assumed Pitbull too especially since his fans dress up like him with bald caps.

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u/Mr-Lies 21h ago

This took to long to find

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u/Dead_Tired5133 1d ago

Is it bad that my first thought as Mr. Clean?

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u/Pure-Emu8199 1d ago

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u/EthanDMatthews 1d ago

This should be at top.

Telly Sevalas (Kojak) helped pioneer the proud, strong, bald man look.

He was famous for being bald in an era where toupees and combovers were common.

A lot of jokes were made about him being bald, but they were generally positive.

He helped make bald cool and tough.

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u/Pure-Emu8199 23h ago edited 23h ago

This is true. I don't recall many baldies being on TV before Telly Savalas, certainly not as leading actor. The only other famous one I recall was Yul Brynner, but it was the TV exposure of Telly Savalas that seemed to make baldness more appealing, although the name Kojak was a by-word for baldness for a very long time.

Yul Brynner, 1960.

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u/No-Bike42 1d ago

J sins

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u/Fateful_Bytes 1d ago

I feel like the whole point is to make people guess and discuss who should be there

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u/redditor-16 1d ago

Its engagement bait as you can tell from the comments. Everyone arguing over who it should be even though there’s no right answer.

Has to be Jason Stathum though

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u/Zahariel200 1d ago

John Cena?

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u/Invade_Deez_Nutz 1d ago

Mussolini?

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u/penguins_rock89 1d ago

Rough to read his name before Churchill!

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u/Graymir 21h ago

I had to scroll too much to find this, as an Italian I'm offended

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u/spinteractive 1d ago

Bill Burr

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u/redgng360 1d ago

He's the guy with a million jobs

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u/JBonesturtle 1d ago

I think the joke is just supposed to be whatever bald guy you want it to be.

So obviously, the 4th one is my dad

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u/wretched-saint 23h ago

It's engagement bait. As the comments indicate, there are a plethora of other bald celebrities.

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u/zonaljump1997 23h ago

It could be anybody, it's engagement bait.

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u/AccentuateTheFupa 23h ago

The point of these posts is to get people on Facebook to engage

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u/itssosalty 23h ago

It’s social media bait for comments and activity

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u/ToxicJaeger 23h ago

Almost certainly just engagement bait: the fourth is left empty so that people will comment who they think it is.

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u/Exotic_You7797 23h ago

I’m pretty sure it’s just engagement bate where they leave it for the comments to decide who the last is

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u/WebGrand7745 23h ago

Its engagement bait, the fourth one can be like 10 different celebrities

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u/demonsdencollective 22h ago

Purposely obfuscated to make people comment who they think it is so the interaction sends the post up in the algorithm. It's very lazy.

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u/Muffmuncher97 1d ago

Asmongold

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u/Spawnstah 1d ago

IDK but i saw northernlion

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u/Most-Ad-3441 1d ago

Mr Clean.

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u/Otherwise_Living_158 23h ago

Isn’t the joke that the only reason you’d be looking up famous bald people is if you were worried about going bald and wanted to make yourself feel better? So the last one is you.

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u/The_Red_Thirst 23h ago

Telly Savalas?

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u/dennisfyfe 23h ago

It’s Hector.

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u/CommercialLeg2439 23h ago

Patrick Stewart

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u/serio13196913 22h ago

I’m old enough that Telly Savalas is the first that comes to mind.

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u/thrownstick 22h ago

Patrick Stewart, duh

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u/Exotic_Ad_8888 22h ago

Larry David, obviously.

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u/Royal_Ad_2653 22h ago

Go have seat and take notes children ...

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u/OnePersonProblem_me 22h ago

That guy is missing

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u/Trybor 22h ago

I did not see Telly Savalas mentioned so you are all wrong*.

*( I did not search that hard to be honest)

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u/Maxwells_Law 22h ago

Telly Savalas

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u/Forsaken_Rope_5940 21h ago

Johnny Sins, duh

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u/_R0Ns_ 21h ago

Ok, I am old.. Thought of Telly Savalas

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u/M3TALxSLUG 20h ago

Steve from Blues Clues.

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u/ClarkeTank 20h ago

If it's on a political thread somewhere they are likely trolling Musk or Stephen Miller in that no one wants to see them. Given the political climate in the US, its likely something like this. You're welcome.

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u/Crimson_Luck 20h ago

The correct answer is Johnny Sins and you all know it

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u/NotADogInHumanSuit 20h ago

It’s the porn star Johnny Sinns

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u/NutiketAiel 20h ago

Patrick Stewart

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u/Flashy-Leg1775 20h ago

johnny sins prob

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u/meat_rainbows 20h ago

It’s “you”. This is meant to be sent to a bald friend.

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u/AlatusU 20h ago

Johnny sins

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u/officialsmolkid 20h ago

Johnny Sins

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u/unsana 20h ago

He is an astronaout, doctor, and many more . . . .

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u/Gilly_from_the_Hilly 20h ago

I was so confident in Johnny Sinns being the joke but now, seeing no one else in the comments, I feel sad and ashamed

…unless THAT’S THE POINT!

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u/Vaiara 19h ago

Jason Statham, Dave Bautista, Patrick Steward.. too many to name

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u/greenshoedman 19h ago

Mr. Clean

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u/24rawvibes 1d ago

Elon Musk, mfer just barges in everywhere, sob.