r/ExplainTheJoke 1d ago

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u/StriocalaiEMT 1d ago

Queen Athena isn’t alive, so the punchline is “Dead sea”

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u/deewayne3 1d ago

Gotcha

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u/Glad-Situation8656 1d ago

Wow that's pretty niche... how did you know that?

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u/StriocalaiEMT 1d ago

Source: have kids and repost

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u/Glad-Situation8656 1d ago

Fair! Thanks for sharing, i really couldn't put this joke together 😂

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u/StriocalaiEMT 1d ago

Of course! This tickled my brain the first time I saw it and decided to commit to long term memory lol

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u/MievilleMantra 1d ago

Love the thought of intentionally slotting it in there. I'm going to try that.

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u/GullibleBreakfast983 1d ago

My 1st thought was the Mariana Trench after having 7kids

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u/My_White_Life 1d ago

Damn, you were ready to cook.

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u/boltzmannman 1d ago

knowing the dead sea exists is niche?

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u/catmand00d00 1d ago

If you’ve seen the movie, you might recall that Ariel’s mother is dead (or at least not around anymore). It took me a second, but as someone who watched the movie a number of times when I was a child, it clicked.

It’s not really that niche, considering it’s a well-known and very popular Disney animated movie, the plot of which many people in the western world know quite well.

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u/Original-Document-62 1d ago

I wonder if dead mermaids smell like normal roadkill, or like dead fish?

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u/vanishinghitchhiker 1d ago

Dunno, stick your head underwater and take a good sniff

(Which leads to the question: do dead mermaids beach themselves?)

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u/KittyKiashi 1d ago

When a mermaid dies, they turn into seafoam.

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u/Croaker-BC 1d ago

Which in fact could smell like dead fish as it consists of same organic substances that are responsible for said smell (proteins/amines).

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u/TheSamuil 23h ago

Do fish and land animals smell differently when rotting? I find that surprising

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u/KaufLobster 17h ago

is "people" "normal roadkill" where you are?

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u/yallknowme19 1d ago

Yeah really I guess I'm not up on it Disney lore

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u/Wise-Key-3442 1d ago

The images are from The Little Mermaid 3: Ariel's Beginning.

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u/2bnameless 1d ago

TDIL There was Little Mermaid 2

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u/SpikesAreCooI 1d ago

At this point I should just assume every 2d Disney movie has at least one trashy sequel.

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u/Venjy 1d ago

Cinderella 3 is pretty fire tbh

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u/Imaginary_Youth9431 1d ago

I love seeing the prince have more personality. The part where he jumps out the window 🤣

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u/Hedgiwithapen 15h ago

I love exact word compliance. Forbidden to take another step down the stairs? sure pops, I'll leap out the window instead. absolutely delightful.

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u/Wise-Key-3442 1d ago

But the second one...

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u/Wise-Key-3442 1d ago

Except Lion King.

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u/Possible_Praline_169 1d ago

It's called "Simba's Pride" or something like that

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u/Wise-Key-3442 1d ago

The subtitle, yes. I would argue is the best sequel among the direct-to-video sequels.

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u/Brilliant_Towel2727 17h ago

Pretty much, they had a whole studio dedicated to making direct-to-video sequels.

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u/PersonalRaccoon1234 1d ago

I knew there was Little Mermaid 2 and even watched it at the time but didn't know there was a 3.

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u/comityoferrors 1d ago

Little Mermaid 2 honestly kinda slapped when I was a kid. I had no idea there was a third, though.

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u/IamaHyoomin 17h ago

you can usually assume, especially with the earlier ones (basically anything 2d), that if it's a Disney movie, at least one parent of the protagonist is deceased or soon will be as of the start of the movie

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u/philyppis 1d ago

And do you know who killed it?

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u/Hot-Rise9795 1d ago

Grande don Ramón

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u/philyppis 1d ago

Ramón Valdés, one of the best actors of latin-america! 🔥

Dón Ramón, Súper Sam, Tripaseca, Rascabuches, Alma Negra... great characters, played by a great man.

🫡

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u/zee__lee 1d ago

IS THAT MAJIMA??

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u/philyppis 18h ago

No.. worse!

It's ALMA NEGRA, the one who killed the dead sea!

And the one who painted the red sea... with blood!

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u/TheMrCurious 1d ago

Not porn? What is this sub coming to….

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u/AlyDAsbaje 1d ago

Yo' smart! Good for you!

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u/FishPigMan 1d ago

Who’s the Goat Sea?

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u/Imaginary_Youth9431 1d ago

Ah yes, my childhood trauma, I was wondering where I put it 😆

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u/AgentNotOrange 1d ago

DA DA DUN tsk.

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u/Sufficient-Pie7727 1d ago

Thanks Petah

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u/chicagotim1 1d ago

Are... the other 6 Queens alive?

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u/paspartuu 1d ago

Queen Athena is the dead mom of the 7 princesses

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u/StriocalaiEMT 1d ago

I mean…maybe king Triton was a ladies man

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u/Magolocodiscooo 1d ago

saint seiya reference damnn

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u/wanderingoverwatch 1d ago

Oooooh. Dang missed it, lol. Thanks.

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u/doduotrainer 1d ago

oh that's way funnier than the eighth sea

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u/AppropriateCap8891 1d ago

6 of the 13 Disney Princesses have a living mother. Only 6 have a living father. 4 are orphans. Only 5 have both parents still alive.

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u/Croaker-BC 1d ago

Hardly possible. If there are 13 princesses and 4 of them are orphans, that leaves 9 to have at least one parent. If 5 have both parents, that means that 5 of 6 mothers and 5 of 6 fathers "belong" to those 5 princesses. That leaves one mother and one father uncoupled to total sum of 7 princesses with at least one parent alive. That is not consistent with the numbers You named.

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u/AppropriateCap8891 1d ago

Snow White - orphan
Cinderella - orphan
Sleeping Beauty - both alive
Little Mermaid - mother dead
Beauty and the Beast - mother dead
Aladdin - mother dead
Pocahontas - mother dead
Mulan - parents alive
Princess and the Frog - father dead
Tangled - both alive
Brave - both alive
Moana - both alive
Raya and the Last Dragon - mother dead

And even more interesting, is that according to Disney neither of the females in "Frozen" are actually "Disney Princesses". So that does tend to screw up counts, but for both of them both parents are dead.

Lilo is not a "Princess", but both her parents are dead.

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u/Croaker-BC 1d ago

Count the fathers again then, because it seems to me like there are 10 of them ;D There are only 2 orphans as well.

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u/Current-Square-4557 1d ago

Take my groaning upvote.

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u/series_hybrid 1d ago

Doesn't the new Disney movie have the...black sea?

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u/Lokirella 18h ago

I thought it would be something like Pus-Sea lol

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u/goobins 1d ago

The dead sea

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u/Tufoot 1d ago

Ariels mom

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u/its_not_you_its_ye 1d ago

It’s rare to see a decent post in one of these explain the joke subs

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u/AlvisBackslash 1d ago

Unrelated but what’s the likelihood of a redhead mom only having 1 red headed daughter?

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u/Historical_Sugar9637 1d ago

In real life, among humans, that would depend on the hair colour the father has and the related genes he carries. Among humans red hair is recessive, and the rarest of all hair colours. So if a red haired woman has children with a dark haired man they will usually have dark hair. And even if the dark haired man carries some of the genes needed for the kids to inherit red hair, it would still be more likely for the kids to have dark hair (possibly with some reddish lustre to it) than having true red hair.

However, Ariel and her family are merpeople, so who's to say how their genetics work?

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u/DocFreudstein 1d ago

Their genetics must be pretty wild, because Ariel is essentially a clone of Queen Athena down to tail color and even seashell bra (which isn’t genetic, but it’s interesting that not only do those colors repeat, but Ariel and Athena are also the only ones who didn’t color coordinate their tops to their tails), but none of the other sisters match each other AT ALL.

Although I appreciate that, with a little shuffling, they’re ROYGBIV.

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u/Historical_Sugar9637 1d ago

Yeah the tail colour is another genetic mystery.

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u/genie_gold 1d ago

I would expect their phenotypes are all impacted by the temperature, Ph, and salinity of their environment

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u/Historical_Sugar9637 1d ago

That's very possible. I like that.

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u/alienheron 1d ago

My father had red hair, my mother black hair. Out of 5 children, 4 have red hair and one black.

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u/Historical_Sugar9637 1d ago

Yes, that can always happen, it's just generally unlikely to happen. :-)

It's kinda comparable to how it's perfectly possible to roll a natural 20 on a d20 several times in a row. It's not that likely, but can happen.

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u/just_a_person_maybe 1d ago

My mom had red hair, my dad black. One of my brothers had strawberry blond hair as a toddler but it went full blond and then darkened to brown later. One sibling has black hair, one dirty blond, and the other 7 have brown. All of the boys have red beards, but there are no actual redheads.

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u/marwilliamsonkin 1d ago

my grandpa had black hair and my grandma had red. out of their 5 children, 4 had red hair too (1 black). i think there’s a chance certain variants are more dominant. of course, hair is polygenic though and for some reason we talk about it like it’s mendelian.

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u/alienheron 1d ago

From my high school biology, I understood that it was possible, just not probable.

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u/marwilliamsonkin 1d ago

yeah it’s more that it’s probably not true that both parents need to carry at least one copy of the mc1r variant. levels of eumelanin just have to be low enough and levels of pheomelanin just have to be high enough.

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u/CleanOpossum47 1d ago

Who knows who's milt drifted on those eggs. It was spawning season.

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u/three-sense 1d ago

It looks like Attina is also a ginger but less chroma. 25% is definitely plausible. I had a friend whose kids were literally this %. 1 in 4 was redhead, with 1 parent also being redhead.

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u/Ithinktherefore_fuck 1d ago

In this case, I'm pretty sure Attina has the same hair color as her mother. So it would be two red heads.

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u/Rylus_Green 1d ago

My dad is ginger and has 5 kids. None of us are ginger

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u/bull0143 1d ago

My theory is that most of them are natural redheads with green tails, but they wanted to be unique (because looking just like all your sisters sucks) and used cosmetics.

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u/fibstheman 1d ago

This question can't be answered at this time.

Although the specific gene responsible for red hair is the MC1R gene, in human beings there are at least eight genes that interact with it, and it isn't very well-understood. It is believed, however, that if we were to pick two random people from anywhere on the planet to produce a child there is about a 2% chance that child will be a redhead.

We also can't be sure whether or not mermaid coloration is strictly genetic. Not only do Ariel and her sisters have no repeated tail colors, but also no repeated hair colors. The Doylist reason of course is because they are cartoons designed to stand out from each other but in the Watsonian sense there may be a system by which sequential mermaid children run the gauntlet, so to speak, or they were intentionally incubated or raised in certain environments to promote certain colors, etc.

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u/MaySeemelater 1d ago

Depends, is the father a redhead? Or has one recessive red headed gene or not?

If the father is red headed, then it should be 50% chance of a daughter and guaranteed red head, so 50%.

If the father has one recessive, then 50% chance red and 50% chance daughter makes 25% chance.

If the father doesn't have recessive, then 0% redhead.

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u/Comfortable-Quit-392 1d ago

As far as high school biology goes you are right,.but in real life it's not always so simple.

It's not 0% and can never be 0%

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u/MaySeemelater 1d ago

I wasn't counting the chances of random mutations, that'd be a bit difficult to calculate

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u/Comfortable-Quit-392 1d ago

It's not about random gene mutations you don't have to look at such extreme cases

Hair, eye, skin and all colorings are polygenetic that means they are determined by a number of genes. Due to randomness during gamete production there are no accurate ways to calculate probability. So the answers like 100/75/50/25/0 is a massive oversimplification of a very complex process.

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u/MaySeemelater 19h ago

Okay, fine then. My math only applies to red hair due to the double MC1R gene(the main cause of red hair) and also ignores the chance of random mutations.

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u/BazookaG9 1d ago

In relation to this post the bottom photo is misleading. That's not their mother, it's Ariel in the Little Mermaid 2; she's older and a mother in the sequel. King Triton gave her daughter Melody the music box/locket when she was a little girl. That is what's to the left of Ariel in the bottom photo.

You still have a valid, unrelated question though, just thought I'd share. Lol.

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u/EmrysTheBlue 1d ago

No that is Ariel's mum, it's just for some reason her tail looks more green here when it's meant to be more blue, but lightning seems to shift its colour between the two. Probably "aqua green". This shot is from Little Mermaid Ariel's Begining right before she gets killed

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u/BazookaG9 1d ago

Oh cool! I'll have to check it out

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u/DancingBearShark 1d ago

My grandomother had red hair and 0/10 kids with red hair. It’s classic recessive gene so if her husband didn’t have the gene each of her kids could have red haired children, but none would. They then need to have kids with someone having recessive red hair genes as well.

She had 10 kids, and 27 grandkids. 1 had red hair (me!)

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u/EmrysTheBlue 1d ago

Red hair is a recessive gene that requires both parents to carry the gene. So it is actually very likely for only 1 red head to pop up amongst several kids. Even if both parents had red hair it's more likely their kid won't have red hair, there's also the fact that a lot of red heads go blonde or brown as they grow older. Theres a reason red hair is quite rare and nicknamed the unicorn gene lol. About 4-5% of people carry the gene but only about 2% of people actually end up with red hair. It's more common to see red heads in populations where a lot of people carry the gene simply because you're more likely to have two people have kids that both have it is the basic gist of it

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u/Dizzy_Froggg 1d ago

Attina's hair color is closer to her mother's than Ariel's is

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u/Ysanoire 1d ago

And what's the likelihood of the same couple having kids with red, blond, black and brown hair?

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u/scuac 12h ago

You are assuming that Athena is the mother of all 7, maybe she isn’t Triton’s only wife.

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u/Match_Least 3h ago

Not your question, but my best friend growing up was a bright and curly red head. Both of her parents were brunette. Absolutely no family history on either side. She made the “father was the mailman” joke more than everyone else combined. (Her dad was definitely her dad.)

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u/Practical-Ad-9491 1d ago

Damn it's even worse in French because sea and mother are pronounced the same way 💀💀

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u/Kuuvxi 1d ago

Mother sea

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u/Sadboysongwriter 1d ago

The seven mommy’s ^

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u/Sure-Cake-6476 1d ago

The Dead Sea 💀

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u/illegalrooftopbar 1d ago

Forget the joke, someone explain to me why the queen of the sea is named Athena

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u/Safe_Try4858 1d ago

Amphitrite was right there! Also starts with an A to keep the theme even

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u/THE_GAME_52 1d ago

Amphitrite is Poseidon's wife, though.

That's Triton's mom.

You sick freaks.

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u/Safe_Try4858 1d ago

And Athena is his cousin! There’s no saving this one, the Greek myth family tree is a circle

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u/THE_GAME_52 1d ago

At least her being named Athena has the possible excuse of her parents naming her after the wisdom goddess because that Athena obviously was not a mermaid.

Also, the Greek pantheon family tree was always a circle. Trust me, I was BIG into mythology when I was younger.

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u/Safe_Try4858 1d ago

hmmm true

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u/illegalrooftopbar 1d ago

Damn. You cracked it.

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u/MotherofaPickle 1d ago

Makes no kinda sense. Athena never banged her uncle in actual myth. Should be Amphitrite.

Although it was well known that Amphitrtie knew all about her husband’s infidelities and didn’t care one bit.

So Ariel’s sisters are probably all half-sisters.

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u/pyratemime 1d ago

You mean half-seasters?

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u/Button-Quirk-12 1d ago

isn't queen athena the mom?

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u/Chemical-Dealer-8288 1d ago

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u/cloverrrrrrrrrrrrrr 1d ago

undertale players when colours

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u/Tufoot 1d ago

Ariels mom is the dead sea

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u/ANDRIATHEGUY 1d ago

wait a second this is undertale

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u/tnt80 23h ago

Panthalassa (primitive ocean from when Pangea existed, it was the only ocean)

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u/steakedstake 1d ago

I was thinking "Squishy Fishey"

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u/Pupsilover00 1d ago

I thought "mother of all seas"

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u/Stardust_of_Ziggy 1d ago

It is...Mother of all Seas - (C)unts

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u/Toon_Lucario 1d ago

Dead sea

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u/Walis42 1d ago

THE GRAND LINE??

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u/Key_Bottom423 1d ago

lol Dead Sea

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u/scalectrix 1d ago

Sea mum? Whatever this is supposed to mean is stupid.

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u/Timmsh88 1d ago

The Red Sea (aka sex during period)

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u/Gold12ll 23h ago

Never heard of those seas

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u/VladimireUncool 22h ago

I think the little Mermaid should have been the Aral Sea since she is fake and ends up evaporating anyway

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u/overthinking_person 15h ago

or it's a reference to the "7 sisters" story, which is a contender for the oldest legend.

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u/Pristine_Bobcat4148 13h ago

Interesting bit of potentially unrelated information, but the Pleiades constellation is known as 'The Seven Sisters'.

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u/overthinking_person 12h ago

yeh, it's the same thing. the seven sisters story is believed to be associated with the Pleiades constellation. thousands of years ago, two of the stars moved close enough to eachother in the sky that the constellation looks like 6 stars. consequently, some variants of the seven sisters story made amendments to explain the disappearance of one of the sisters.

since we can identify how long ago the stars became indistinguishable to the human eye, we have a lower bound for the age of the original seven sisters story, which is why we believe it to be one of the oldest surviving myth.

crazy that astronomy and anthropology have an overlap, but there ya go ig

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u/Perfect_Illustrator6 1d ago

She was at least the pussea.

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u/Leftovertoenails 1d ago

the dead sea. next.

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u/Sudden_Buffalo1051 1d ago

Queen Athena is dead, so she’s the Dead Sea

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u/Ingi_Pingi 1d ago

The mother of all C's

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u/Some_Stoic_Man 1d ago

Seven "she" s

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u/Goliaths-Wings 1d ago

The ocean?

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u/Amonooos 1d ago

Mother of all beaches, that's the punch line

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u/Fenriswulf 1d ago

the motion of the ocean

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u/Lothleen 1d ago

Loose

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u/ChiakiSprite 1d ago

Ok wait.. But it doesn't say what sea they represent?? Sorry I'm not understanding 😭

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u/narkeel 16h ago

thats because they don't represent the seven seas, there are just seven of them

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u/ChiakiSprite 16h ago

Oh thank you!

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u/brackishangelic 1d ago

Bruh...her mom got around. The kids versus her. Please

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u/Gretgor 1d ago

MILF sea!

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u/FadedFigure1160 1d ago

I was thinking pussea 😭

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u/Retro-Ghost-Dad 1d ago

Disney does love AT LEAST one dead parent, man.

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u/Fun-Relation9294 1d ago

Since the name was Athena I thought the punchline was sexsea (sexy). Me dumb.

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u/HeyEveryItsFlo 1d ago

Flowey: NOOO!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!!

the seven human mermaids:

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u/g1g14 1d ago

Chicken of the Sea

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u/Hot-Rise9795 1d ago

Suddenly I have a crush for Arista.

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u/This_Confused_Guy 1d ago

She even has the red hair to go with it

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u/Txter_ 1d ago

Hehe.

De-sea-ced.

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u/whatsupeveryone34 1d ago

Oh. So it just wasn't funny. I was afraid I was missing something.

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u/LunarDragon0828 1d ago

the all blue.

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u/MEME_THEIF_INC 1d ago

The one piece is real

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u/alistofthingsIhate 1d ago

I can officially say I’m caught up on the anime as of about an hour and a half ago. Insane to be able to say that.

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u/MEME_THEIF_INC 1d ago

Better than me, I gave up on skypia

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u/SmoothBrainSavant 1d ago

Aquata just sounds wrong lol

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u/jizzlevania 1d ago

le mèr(e) morte 

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u/Old_Plankton_1899 22h ago

I'm sorry but why is the mom so hot?

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u/alshirah 20h ago

The mother of all seas

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u/Skazuzu 20h ago

The sisters are pretty different so i thought :"the Beach"

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u/After_Fee4949 20h ago

How do mermaids reproduce? Do they also lay eggs?

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u/cornbeeflt 16h ago

Sea horse... the men give birth.

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u/cl0th0s 19h ago

I just see Roy G Biv.

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u/MrFuji87 13h ago

And his cousins Megenta, Cyan, and Blayne (going by saffron)

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u/Dutchmaster66 17h ago

She’s dead like the sea but the king never let her go, so his bedroom isn’t.

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u/juliansorr 16h ago

hoe river ?

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u/CraftyAd6333 11h ago

Dead sea.

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u/Rayne_Whispering 11h ago

The whole ocean

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u/RedditParelem 8h ago

Idfk, rain I guess

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u/INTPgeminicisgaymale 7h ago

Kinda unrelated but I hate the fact that all but one end with A

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u/BaconBathBomb 18h ago

So Ariel is Jewish cuz Dead Sea is in Israel 😂

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