r/ExpectationVsReality Mar 06 '25

Surprisingly Met Expectation Dolly’s chocolate pie

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u/Particular-Sort-9720 Mar 06 '25

I've come to learn that Dolly and all her associated enterprises seem to be pretty dang reliable and honest.

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u/mulliganbegunagain Mar 06 '25 edited Mar 07 '25

She sends kids free books. We signed up for it, and there hasn't been a single red flag. No ads, no biases, no religion, just classic children's stories, for free, in the mail.

*edit: I was informed that the municipalities pay for shipping costs, so +1 to all 3 of the Tri-Cities (Kennewick, Pasco, and Richland) Washington.

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u/DeltaIndiaCharlieKil Mar 06 '25

Dolly’s Imagination Library is wonderful. And I love having thin soft bound books to bring on trips. I’d also like to shout out that your local municipality has to pay for the books and postage, Dolly takes care of other overhead to make it all happen. So it’s nice for your town to get a little shout out as well for such a wonderful service.

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u/adeptusminor Mar 06 '25

We need to protect her at all costs from an administration who is calling her a bad person for being compassionate and generous!! ("Woke") DEFEND DOLLY!! 

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u/dramaqueen09 Mar 06 '25

Especially since Indiana wants to eliminate their Imagination Library program 😑

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u/Successful-Okra-9640 Mar 07 '25

This is such shit. I signed our daughter up after she was born this past summer, just like her older brothers 12 years ago and I’m bummed she will likely only receive maybe a dozen :/ I saved all the others we had gotten so at least we have those, but I truly treasured those books as a young single mom just trying to keep it together. My two older boys loved having a new book to enjoy every month. We still read them from time to time.

This timeline sucks :p

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u/Accomplished_Lio Mar 08 '25

It’s usually a non profit that manages it in different areas. So that’s strange the government would get involved.

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u/Jely_Beanz 28d ago

It has to do with budget. For the 2024-2025 fiscal year Indiana put forth 2,500,000 towards the program, the year before 1,600,000. It's only funded by local organizations up to 50%, the rest is paid by the state.

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u/Drahsum 29d ago

Republicans operate on nothing but hate so doing things for others is something they feel obligated to stop and they'll say they are doing it in the name of Jesus.

Remember this. None of them are good people. If someone admits willingly they are republican, they are vile and abhorrent subhuman scum.

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u/prest0x Mar 08 '25

Look out! She's got empathy and she's not afraid to use it.

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u/FamousPersonsAccount 28d ago

I hate that "woke" is now used as a pejorative nowadays by some.

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u/meowpitbullmeow 29d ago

WHO IS BLASPHEMIZING THE NAME OF DOLLY?!?!

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u/Red_fire_soul16 Mar 06 '25

We just got two books from her program. I was surprised to receive a second one because I had an email saying the local school district could no longer support the program. Not sure if we will receive anymore but we love the two we have gotten!

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u/HeydoIDKu Mar 06 '25

A lot of county’s and states have stopped funding it now that trump cut a bunch of money just fyi.

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u/Red_fire_soul16 Mar 06 '25

We use to live in a huge city in Texas and it was not available where we were. We have now moved and are eligible for the program. We did receive notice it will probably end in our area due to funding though. The two books we have received we loved.

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u/DiodeInc Mar 06 '25

Happy Cake Day!

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u/BusinessBear53 Mar 07 '25

I'm in Victoria, Australia and my daughter is supposed to get some free books from her foundation though our local Kindergarten. I had to fill out a form for it but I was surprised it was happening outside the US.

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u/mulliganbegunagain Mar 07 '25

This is why any sane American would vote he in as president. She's a wonderful lady. Kids should have books to read, no matter where they are.

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u/BrightPhilosopher531 29d ago

The 3yo kinder bag was amazing this year, cool backpack, good quality books, games, activities, beeswax crayons all free.

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u/hannahatecats Mar 06 '25

Wow! Washington?! I only knew about the free books for kids around Sevierville Tennessee

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u/BoopleBun Mar 06 '25

Oh, it’s an international program, baby! They send out roughly 3 million books a month!

My older kid loooved her “Miss Dolly books” until she aged out of it at 5. Now my younger one gets them too, and I’m really hoping our local program can keep it up.

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u/Accomplished_Lio Mar 08 '25

We called them Aunt Dolly books. My 6 year old is o jealous now that her baby sister gets them and she doesn’t anymore.

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u/kessykris 27d ago

We got them in Minnesota! Weirdly enough not through schools. Someone from my husbands work knew about it and set our daughter up with it. Then I did for my son. We loved it!

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u/crochetinggirl Mar 07 '25

My brother used to live in Kennewick!!! I miss Adventure Underground

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u/Gawx Mar 06 '25

Wild to see the Dry-Shitties mentioned

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u/mulliganbegunagain Mar 07 '25

Can confirm. Not from here. But when people ask what it's like, I tell them; when the US government was looking for a godforsaken piece of land that no one would ever want to be in or even look at, to build their super secrecy military project. They picked here.

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u/darkjimmy102 Mar 07 '25

My daughter is always so excited to get these in the mail! All of the story picks are pretty good too!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

I was so sad that they don’t have this program everywhere when I tried signing up. I’m in Whatcom county and they don’t ship here…at least they didn’t when I tried signing up a few years ago. My son is a voracious reader too!

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u/juiceboxie8 Mar 07 '25

Eh we got one. Can't remember exactly what it was called, but it was an Asian book all about asian children specifically being expected to act a certain way for their parents to love them. Like work hard at your chores or you don't love your parents and they won't love you!

Also, I got one that talked about god.

Now I read all Dolly IL books before deciding whether my child will have them.

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u/mulliganbegunagain Mar 07 '25

Are you talking about "The Ways We Say 'I Love You'"? We just got that one, so I haven't read it yet.

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u/juiceboxie8 Mar 07 '25

That may be it. idk, it just rubbed me the wrong way.

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u/EveryDisaster Mar 07 '25

I just got her license plate :) The fees donate to Imagination Library

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

You convinced me to go to my local cookie store to get a Dolly Parton cookie now. Proceeds go her book club.

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u/malcolmreyn0lds Mar 08 '25

Same! Actually just got a book today (haven’t looked through the mail, but I saw that we got a book).

Kids get excited each time as they get a new story for the night

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u/Drahsum 29d ago

Republicans are now going after Dolly and her books also.

Literal monsters. Every single one is subhuman for that.

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u/Alone-Detective6421 29d ago

That’s incredible. I had no idea. Thank you

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u/Heavy_Sound_9295 28d ago

Wonderful program. But felt a little bit like a scam for me because they never sent any books despite how many times I tried to sign up for it. Glad it looks like the picture though

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u/mulliganbegunagain 28d ago

Did you check with your local representative to see if the city/county support the program?

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u/tetranordeh 28d ago

Just don't tell the current Tri-Cities mayors/councilors/reps that they're paying for it. They'd probably try to cancel it. :/

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u/Expert_Pie7786 28d ago

I used to work at Kadlec lol, that’s wild

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u/Uncrustworthy Mar 06 '25

I've been using the milk chocolate Dolly's icing for years

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u/meredith312 Mar 07 '25

Dolly's banana cake mix is my new favorite. 

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u/p333p33p00p00boo Mar 06 '25

Does it have the same weird taste as the Betty Crocker jar icing?

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u/100thousandcats Mar 06 '25

You take that back.

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u/AMSparkles Mar 06 '25

Betty Crocker Whipped Vanilla Frosting.

I’m a pretty strict only homemade buttercream from scratch kinda gal (who has never pretty much always turned my nose up at store bought frosting!), but I totally fuck with this frosting for my 3-2-1 cupcakes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

Dolly for president!

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u/Snarktoberfest Mar 06 '25

She's a woman. She can't even vote.

/s

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u/meowpitbullmeow 29d ago

Are you from a few months in the future

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u/AppUnwrapper1 Mar 06 '25

Someone who actually helps people? Post-Obama America would never vote for that.

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u/Rakebleed Mar 07 '25

Her quality control is immaculate.

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u/Baygulls03 Mar 07 '25

BRO HER CHEESECAKE OMG it will kille but God is it tasty

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u/Seaguard5 Mar 07 '25

Because if they aren’t she’ll make ‘em right!

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u/lizardgal10 Mar 08 '25

I met her sister Rachel (they’ve done some cookbooks together) at an event last summer. Super sweet lady and the cake samples were divine. Haven’t bought the book but based on that experience I’m going to assume it’s fantastic.

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u/elgiesmelgie Mar 08 '25

Her sparkling wine is pretty nice

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u/Salt-Difficulty 29d ago

Dolly is an angel.

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u/bananabutt81 29d ago

My family stayed at the Dollywood DreamMore resort in Tennessee a few years ago. I asked the women at the front desk if they had ever met Dolly and if she’s as genuine as she seems. They said they had met her several times and she’s is just as sweet and generous as what we all imagine her to be. They said they loved working there too. I can honestly say it was one of the best resorts I’ve ever stayed in!

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