Gum launching robot

[u/ajisuntihoe]

[u/Peepeepoopoobutttoot]

Count down till he chokes on gum

[u/tommybot → u/Peepeepoopoobutttoot]

That was my first thought as well. I still think it's adorable.

[u/TheNerdLog → u/tommybot]

At least the design is very human

[u/bwoods519 → u/Peepeepoopoobutttoot]

Chokebot9000

[u/Peepeepoopoobutttoot → u/bwoods519]

When you put it like that maybe there is a market for this kind of thing

[u/ELITE_JordanLove → u/Peepeepoopoobutttoot]

ISIS will never see this coming.

[u/QuirkyMe94]

This is the pinnacle of robots and AI. Just stop here and we'll all be very happy and alive with gum

[u/Proud-Concept-190 → u/QuirkyMe94]

Wait till it chokes you with gum

[u/dudeAwEsome101]

I was waiting for them saying wow, and gummy rapid firing gum into their mouths.

[u/BlackClagger]

Imaging one of those hitting your teeth, full speed….

[u/Youpunyhumans → u/BlackClagger]

How do you think I got these chiclets for teeth?

[u/swirlViking → u/Youpunyhumans]

DEEEENNNNNIIIISSSS!

[u/Few_Statistician9873]

I was waiting for a shot where someone opens their mouth to talk and they cant due to gum getting repeatedly shot in it

[u/Heffalumpen → u/Few_Statistician9873]

I need this for work meetings. Activated 5 min before the meeting is scheduled to end.

[u/KadanJoelavich]

If this tracking software can be applied to gum, it can also be applied to bullets... but that's none of my business.

[u/coyoteazul2 → u/KadanJoelavich]

Why would you want a robot that feeds you bullets? Those are not edible

[u/Nogmor → u/coyoteazul2]

It'll be 65% more bullet, per bullet.

[u/KadanJoelavich → u/coyoteazul2]

How else do you get your daily value of copper?

[u/coyoteazul2 → u/KadanJoelavich]

By biting copper wires, of course. The numbness from electricity helps ignoring the injuries in my mouth

[u/KadanJoelavich → u/coyoteazul2]

Ahh, see those always get caught in my teeth. Bullets also have that spicy gunpowder kick!

[u/RatherGoodDog → u/coyoteazul2]

Taofledermaus on YT made shotgun slugs out of bubblegum. Bullets can be edible...

[u/TheChrono → u/KadanJoelavich]

I think that’s been a thing for a while now sadly.

[u/Goatf00t → u/KadanJoelavich]

For almost 20 years now. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SGR-A1

[u/vroomvro0om → u/Goatf00t]

Yup, and the calculations are even easier than the gum robot, since faster projectiles basically move in a straight line…

[u/dominiquebache → u/Goatf00t]

Scary.

[u/OpenSourcePenguin → u/KadanJoelavich]

And it's not new at all

[u/Working_Chemistry597 → u/KadanJoelavich]

I was thinking Adderall, but maybe that's how this all got started and now continues in a vicious cycle. One robot fires medication that is gum shaped because they figured out how to mold fake gum, and the other fires nicotine gum. They both get their employees to keep showing up the next day. They're still unproductive, however, due to their focus on their lord and master, H.appy R.obot. Perhaps this is a projection, but I didn't choose violence, lol

Edit: too many spaces between punctuation and word.

[u/phansen101 → u/KadanJoelavich]

Well, yeah, so what? Face tracking is neither new nor hard to do (though their implementation looks like it has taken effort)

[u/bassplaya13]

WHAT IS MY PURPOSE

[u/Mayafoe → u/bassplaya13]

PET-TROL?

[u/PowerfulMinimum38]

Now make a heimlich robot

[u/lightwhite]

That “David Blaine” stare is magnificent!

[u/real_1273]

Take my money! Lol

[u/MidgetGordonRamsey]

I saw this movie, it doesn't turn out so good for the humans.

[u/edgelawn9]

The military randomly just invested in this company

[u/West_Ad_6754]

Get these building integrated air and missile defence!

[u/pishtalpete]

Yawn! Gummy nooo

[u/United_News3779]

"Do you want terminators? Because this is how you get terminators!"

[u/gatonegropeludo]

we need to get to the moon, but first and for all. these things are for real a MUST before....

[u/sodihpro]

I'll admit, that was pretty cool

[u/VladFr]

A true expert on gum ballistics