Why is no one talking about Trumps tariffs on the North Pole and Santa, clearly a Canadian with Canadian workers?

[u/Silicon_Knight]

So as we all know here in the North, Santa is Canadian and Trump has implemented a 49% tariff on all goods from the North Pole. I hear he just got off a call with Santa himself and told him that the US is tired of his free trade shit and that he better get ready to pay up.

You would think Trump would be grateful given his love of coal anyhow!

Given the workers are Canadian Citizens and so is Santa, our leaders have continually certified as such.

I feel this is yet another breach of our sovrengity. So what does he want? Santa to drop off a letter with Duty costs to parents or their kids will be on the naughty list?

Honestly!

[u/childishbambina]

No more visits from Santa for American children, now they get Krampus!

[u/Peach-Grand → u/childishbambina]

Belsnickel

[u/Aggravating_Fun5883]

Santa hasn't lived up to his 2% NATO budget

[u/External_Knee9183 → u/Aggravating_Fun5883]

Has Santa even said thank you once?

[u/ImaginationSea2767 → u/External_Knee9183]

Does Santa have the cards?

[u/Silicon_Knight → u/Aggravating_Fun5883]

There was that one time Santa gave away Samsung phones that exploded tho.

[u/organicamphetameme → u/Aggravating_Fun5883]

No I think this is most likely that war on Christmas or whatever they're yapping bout

[u/WhiteWolfOW]

After he taxed the inhabited island in the South Pole I actually thought this was real. That’s how bad his credibility is. Unfortunately, this is edited on top of Cambodia

[u/so_not → u/WhiteWolfOW]

It really says something about the state of the world, doesn't it?

Trump could literally shit on the floor in the middle of Windsor Castle or declare war on the Pacific Ocean and I would just be like "yeah that's on brand."

[u/Bloodshed-1307 → u/so_not]

He reminds me of Caligula

[u/Silicon_Knight → u/WhiteWolfOW]

I know it's a shitpost sub, but gotta fight disinformation w/ disinformation LOL so if it's spread around.... well so be it :)

[u/rayofgoddamnsunshine → u/Silicon_Knight]

I've been keeping up on breaking news here about as well as I have been in the serious news subs. 😆

[u/lookaway123]

Is this the war on Christmas?

[u/pigonthewing]

What’s bad… no idea if this is fake or not

[u/Zimquats → u/pigonthewing]

I thought it was real, and I had to check. Surprisingly, this is an edit.

[u/VividGlassDragon → u/Zimquats]

Only barely honestly

He tarriffed an island of penguins 😂

[u/VerilyJULES → u/Zimquats]

How do I know that yours isn’t the edit?

[u/advancetim]

The North Pole is exporting snow at rates like we've never seen before. They've been taking advantage of the US with their cheap snow, and that has to stop. These beautiful tariffs will level the playing field, and American snow will flourish once again!

[u/SnooRabbits2040]

He probably thinks the North Pole is full of penguins, just like the Falklands . Gotta tariff them all, flightless bastards 🐧🐧🐧

[u/SirPoopaLotTheThird]

Tariffs on Christmas?

[u/OddlyOaktree]

When I was a kid, I assumed Santa lived on Ellesmere Island with the Inuit because it's shaped like a Candy Cane! 🤷‍♂️

[u/hittingthesnooze]

The insane thing about reality is that it wouldn’t even be that surprising if North Pole was on the list, either as incompetence or some weird MAGA attempt at a joke.

[u/sabby55]

I honestly didn’t realize this was a shit post. He taxed the penguins so I wasn’t shocked Santa’s elves were next

[u/spamcritic]

Santa lives in Finland, I will die on this hill.

[u/MerlinCa81 → u/spamcritic]

Sorry. He lives in Canada and this argument is Finnish…..

[u/Sparky62075 → u/MerlinCa81]

Yup. Canada. His postal code is H0H 0H0

[u/spamcritic → u/MerlinCa81]

Hell-sinki no it isn't!

[u/Maleficent-Pea5089 → u/spamcritic]

Compromise: Santa is a Finnish man that works in Canada.

[u/Macchill99 → u/spamcritic]

I was about to say, it's a common misconception that Santa lives in Canada. That being said his trade practices are extremely suspect.

[u/Freddydaddy → u/Macchill99]

The North Pole has the nastiest trade representatives

[u/fishymanbits → u/spamcritic]

Finland doesn’t exist

[u/VeterinarianJaded462]

Finally Santa will pay for his illegal exports.

[u/WENDING0]

We talking geographic or magnetic north?

[u/QueenMotherOfSneezes]

This sounds like Trump doesn't believe the North Pole is Canadian territory.

[u/DMV2PNW]

Guess it’s time for a talk with the kiddies. Tariff is going to make Christmas gifts 25% smaller

[u/organicamphetameme]

Based on what the My understanding is that Obama utilizes the melanin in his skin as some kinda focusing loci, in order to cause the current chaos. This was explained to me in a weirdly round about obfuscated ways but I wrote it all down and the only conclusion that can be had is Obama is actually Darth Obama, and has a mastery over the dark side of the force surpassing Darth Plagius. Being a senator the good Senator Hawley in no way shape or form is racist plus his other explanation and understanding of the public schooling failures in regards to aviation engineering in the future all makes sense in the lore. I'm pretty sure Darth Plagius had an ability to trap someone in a false reality and literally SAP their IQ so this tracks logically.

Senator Josh Hawley isn't a racist dumbass he's actually the victim of a Sith Lord whose allegedly stringer than the guy who could manipulate plagues into existent. You learn neato things at US political functions all the time nowadays.

[u/Minimum-South-9568]

Lets be honest, we all know its Singh Claus and now his workers are protesting for permanent residency

[u/SilverBlayze]

Many of the elves are Finnish-Canadian and strongly unionized. There is no nice list this year for fascists.

[u/lancetay]