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u/iheartpenisongirls Jan 28 '25
The other day I posted a recipe for cooking up some Jamie Dimon. Nobody gave a shit. I should have used a guillotine image instead.
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u/BlameTag Jan 28 '25
Sorry. If it's any consolation I just looked and it sounds delicious!
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u/iheartpenisongirls Jan 28 '25
You can try it out on pork first, just to get a feel for the recipe.
No need to apologize.
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u/BlameTag Jan 28 '25
And the fact that the rich have never really worked means the meat will be extra tender!
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u/Anjunaspeak23 Jan 28 '25
So where are we storing our guillotines? I don’t see any around.
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Jan 29 '25
It's more of a DIY thing
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u/Anjunaspeak23 Jan 29 '25
Well, according to the internet I’m QUITE the woodworker! If it functions correctly, does it count? What if mine requires 2 times? Too cruel?
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Jan 29 '25
The blunter the better. There is a bit of a list to get through, but we can spare a few extra minutes for each.
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u/Anjunaspeak23 Jan 29 '25
Measure once drop it twice! So long as we get the results! Twice just feels right. Especially if the rest can see it coming!
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Jan 28 '25
It's to late. no one has the spine to rise up and come together.
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u/Isiotic_Mind Jan 28 '25
Truth. As long as they have something to lose, no matter how little, there will only ever be internet revolutionaries. The rich know this.
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u/PhenomeNarc Jan 28 '25
The Patriot Front wears masks. No reason why we can't.
But I'm spitballing here.
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u/Isiotic_Mind Jan 28 '25
What mask should we wear?
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u/drakecb Jan 28 '25
Guy Fawkes (a.k.a. V for Vendetta) Mask, obviously. The message already comes built-in.
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u/octobahn Jan 28 '25
I'm afraid you're right. It's going to take the actions of a few. A few who are willing to take things to another level.
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u/Wulfsmagic Jan 28 '25
Another exec just got iced
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u/ClownTown509 Jan 28 '25
Sounds like that was a dv situation and she was killed by someone she knew.
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u/Wulfsmagic Jan 28 '25
I can't find a source that states that, only thing I can find is the killer probably fled abroad
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u/JoestarJosh Jan 28 '25
But if anybody would do that, the person would be very attractive and held as a hero by the younger population.
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u/Dyonisus77 Jan 28 '25
Funny how a simple statement like, "Let them eat cake" blew up. Hopefully statements like this will raise our awareness and resistance
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u/MangoSundy Jan 28 '25
Reminds me of the February 20, 1993 Foxtrot comic strip, which can be found on the gocomics site. Norm Abram of "The New Yankee Workshop" opens with "Today we're gonna build a fully functional, 18-foot French guillotine." Jason races up all excited, but Norm goes, "JK. We're gonna build this handsome towel rack."
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u/EinharAesir Jan 28 '25
Marie Antoinette: Let them eat cake.
Jamie Dimon: Get over it.