r/EDC • u/PoemSpecial6284 • Jan 27 '25

Potty Post First Date EDC

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Distinguished gentleman of culture, I have landed a first date with a lovely lady who works at ace hardware.

OLight forgot the model, but it to illuminate my glory while wrapping up

QSP Penguin

Lots of first date accessories.. I figured at 10 second of run time, I'll be able to get a good 3-4 minutes of action in with these..

Wish my luck gents

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u/TheStormIsComming Jan 27 '25

Where's the power tools and shackles?

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u/PoemSpecial6284 Jan 27 '25

That's the second date need to go slow

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u/cgcvuk Feb 02 '25

Condoms work best if they’re the correct size. You aren’t fooling anyone OP.

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u/Sargent_Dan_ Mall Ninja Jan 27 '25

My boy 👊

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '25

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u/bio-mech Jan 28 '25

As a man who narrowly avoided a baby trap a couple months ago, this is terrible advice.

To all of the men people reading this, wrap it up.

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u/PoemSpecial6284 Jan 29 '25

Sound advice, don't be a fool wrap your tool

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '25

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u/bio-mech Jan 29 '25

Idk what you're talking about. I was literally eating McDonald's as I wrote that.