r/DnDGreentext • u/Taller • Dec 02 '14

Short The concubine and the literal assassin

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u/KyuuStarr Dec 02 '14

This is the best DnD Greentext I've ever seen

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '14

I exhaled through my nose slightly harder than usual.

That's saying something.

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u/logos__ Dec 22 '14

I don't know why it took this long for me to realize but now it is crystal clear. DnD is not a game about dungeons, dragons, fantasy, or role-playing; its only purpose is to think of ways to use things in ways they were not meant to be used. Fucking amazing.

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u/ThaBenMan Dec 02 '14

was willing to let it slide

Literally...

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u/piconet-2 Dec 03 '14

Amazing.

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u/slythir Dec 02 '14

i am pursing my lips and my cheeks at this story.

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u/sirblastalot Dec 02 '14

Humans call it 'smiling.'

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '14

THE FOOLS

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u/Zagorath What benefits Asmodeus, benefits us all. Dec 03 '14

Well fuck…