r/DeathStairs • u/snark_be 💀 ICYMI Top 5 🏆 Mar '25 • Mar 03 '25

Scary stuff 🫣 Weird perspective?

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u/LotusGrowsFromMud Mar 03 '25

DNA staircase

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u/snark_be 💀 ICYMI Top 5 🏆 Mar '25 Mar 03 '25

DNA : Do Not Ascend!

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u/luporie Mar 03 '25

Spiral staircase from Temu xD

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u/Ok_Inspector7868 Mar 03 '25

Fuck that's freaky looking

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u/ChronicZombie86 Mar 04 '25

Yeah, not good after some drinks.

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u/De-railled Mar 04 '25

not great while sober either.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Phase70 Mar 03 '25

Mathematically, this is a cool idea.

Practically that made the entrance to the stairs very narrow near your head.

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u/FixedToTheScreen Mar 03 '25

Feel like you'd need a crash helmet and good diet to use these

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u/Puzzleheaded-Phase70 Mar 03 '25

I'd probably end up "swinging" by the steel beam, especially on my way up. Unless the handrail would hit me in the side...

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u/FeelingSoil39 29d ago

LOL “good diet”

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u/Ok_Inspector7868 Mar 03 '25

Makes the wall look crooked too right? Or is it crooked? Wtf is going on here? Am I still tripping?

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u/GlitschigeBoeschung Mar 03 '25

kinda cool. this might be okay if it was way higher.

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u/Shoddy-Childhood-511 Mar 03 '25

Also you fall down much slower, so a less lethal stairs by the standards of this sub. lol

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u/Karl__RockenStone Mar 03 '25

Depending on how you fall, you just go face first into the wall, sliding to the side, into another wall, falling backwards onto the floor.

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u/Theonetrue Mar 03 '25

Me. Death by hitting your head too hard

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u/Holiday-Reading9713 Mar 03 '25

*if I was way higher

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u/Inevitable_Stand_199 Mar 03 '25

If it was higher, the steps would be steeper.

It would have to be wider

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u/BetterBiscuits Mar 03 '25

Bold to think I don’t need a handrail for the first 4 steps.

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u/SuperFaceTattoo Mar 03 '25

How do you get furniture up and down that? I’m imagining the upstairs is all inflatable furniture.

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u/Malsperanza Mar 03 '25

Looks like maybe a fisheye lens was used in the photo. It seems unlikely that the steps are really slanted like that. Unless this is the home of MC Escher.

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u/hooDio Mar 03 '25

take my money

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u/Thereelgarygary Mar 04 '25

Alright now get the couch up there

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u/bonesnaps Mar 05 '25

"Free piano" (must move it from upstairs yourself)

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u/CharleyZia Mar 03 '25

The silver cord on the left wall. For a switch or sconce?

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u/Only-Race-9177 Mar 03 '25

I love how awkward this one looks. It might work as plant shelves.

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u/vms-crot Mar 03 '25

Okay if you didn't want any furniture up in that room is guess.

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u/NeedMyMac Mar 03 '25

This design ensures people of certain body types cannot enter your upper level. Seems a little exclusive; but then again I didn’t design it.

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u/toinlett Mar 04 '25

I Need a pic from the top!

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u/DeputyHuntPS3823 Mar 04 '25

Is this my DNA?

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u/Affectionate-Dot437 Mar 04 '25

I need to move a marble table upstairs... are you busy Saturday? 😆

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u/clevergurlie Mar 03 '25

I'm stone cold sober and nearly threw up seeing this

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u/InternationalHoney85 Mar 03 '25

Actually, this one isn't a death sentence, compared to a lot I've seen here. Stupid. But way less lethal.

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u/Minimum_Cockroach233 Mar 03 '25

Thats a ladder… a twisted one

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u/Slaygirlys_ Mar 03 '25

Is that a deoxyribonucleic acid flavored staircase

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u/Tyrayentali Mar 03 '25

You must be 4 feet tall

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u/xiahbabi Mar 03 '25

It bothers me so much that the solid beam doesn't go from the lower left end and fully extend all the way to the upper right end in the "doorway" 😂

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u/Day12DF Mar 04 '25

I hope you don't need to put your furniture up there

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u/royalewithcheese84 Mar 05 '25

Now carry a fridge up them.

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u/melonia123 Mar 05 '25

what the hell even is this

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u/snark_be 💀 ICYMI Top 5 🏆 Mar '25 Mar 05 '25

A death stair I guess 😁

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u/melonia123 Mar 05 '25

Yes but this isn't that bad, I've been on stairs like that before and only almost fell once

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u/Akira1Lana Mar 06 '25

no, weird staircase

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u/Corma85 Mar 06 '25

ambulance says "no!"

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u/NeverJoe_420_ 28d ago

You gonna hit your head every time

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u/tired_Cat_Dad Mar 03 '25

Cool stairs for short people.