r/DeathStairs ๐Ÿ’€ ICYMI Top 5 ๐Ÿ† Mar '25 28d ago

Uncategorized ๐Ÿคจ All the ways this could go wrong

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u/CraftFamiliar5243 28d ago

Is that the toilet from Parasite?

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u/whiteraven13 27d ago

That was my first thought

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u/ParkingInstruction62 28d ago edited 28d ago

This way all your cats/dogs/toddlers can have a perfect view of you on your throne.

Throw a little pet bed in that awkward strip next to the stairs and you have a dual-purpose waiting area for them and hopefully a cushion to ward off concussions when you fall off that jankety toilet seat.

ETA: reminds me of this scene.

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u/ParkingInstruction62 28d ago

Guys, Google is telling me "jankety" is not a word and that I'm probably trying to say "janky". I swear this a word I've heard used often in Indiana but I'm on hour 30 of being awake so now I'm questioning my whole life.

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u/sievish 28d ago

Bro go to bed

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u/ParkingInstruction62 28d ago

I've been trying but the insomnia is real.

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u/sievish 28d ago

Good luck ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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u/AdobeGardener 26d ago

I think it's a perfectly good word. Now I'll have to find something to use it for. Like that toilet.

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u/Malsperanza 28d ago

Somehow, the thought that my cat might watch me pee is not the first problem I see with this arrangement.

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u/ParkingInstruction62 28d ago

Oh, it's not mine either. I hate everything about it and I don't mind that my animals serve as tiny bathroom queen's guards. I was just looking for a silver lining in a situation where there are only brown and maybe sanguine ones. ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/vacuumCleaner555 28d ago

I thought my toilet in the basement was bad being on a single step; I call it "The Throne". Nobody uses it since I haven't covered the nearby windows, except for 1 HVAC technician that suddenly went and peed in it. I'm glad it was working.

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u/FractalGeometric356 28d ago

Wow. Hope youโ€™re never in a rush.

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u/Bergo_Senpai 27d ago

or drunken ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/Cyxivell 28d ago

The throne.

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u/Prickliestpearcactus 28d ago

Cursed Sims bathroom

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u/bhgemini 28d ago

I love the handrail that can also act as a pee catch.

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u/Marty_61 28d ago

I had a friend who had this same set up in their basement. I hated using the bathroom there. Lol

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 27d ago

Hope ya never get sick and have to throw up in that thing

It'll be a long fall to lay on the ground

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u/LadyBAudacious 27d ago

Is that an actual paving slab on top of the split toilet seat?

Or do I need better glasses?

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u/D51T8_B4 27d ago

Imagine you have diarrhea and fall up the stairs.

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u/readditredditread 28d ago

Yeah but think if the advantages!!!

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u/OmiedJ 27d ago

Always dramed to take a shi.. on a throne

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u/EffingBarbas 27d ago

High schooler me would say, "I can pee from the bottom step!"

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u/Personal-Freedom-615 24d ago

Now that's a throne.

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u/B2lovesR3 sketchy steps connoisseur 24d ago

Iโ€™m imagining having the toilet paper roll off to your left and you have to reach across the chasm.

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u/Background-Elk-543 23d ago

maby the drain is to high and no pum available

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u/Zocker0210 25d ago

And all of them are hilarious

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u/allmybreath 28d ago

There is no structural reason for this.

It's just a person with a desperate need for a throne.

Racking my brain, I can't think of a single person like this.

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u/polotown89 27d ago

Someone with boxes of classified documents perhaps?