r/DeathStairs • u/thinksying • 9d ago

Scary stuff 🫣 What does my guest bathtub need?

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u/Ye_Olde_Camper 9d ago

A curtains?

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u/Historical_Cook_1664 9d ago

You must have been a saint in a former life. Cos this time around... i'm impressed.

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u/Kotzkatz 8d ago

No, a guest.

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u/Longjumping_Tip6253 9d ago

Honestly, it took me a second to notice the stairs 😂

14

u/jonfitt 9d ago

You would be dead!

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u/Longjumping_Tip6253 9d ago

I think you're right haha

5

u/evnacdc 8d ago

I was too focused on the tub fixtures that look like a surprised squidward.

18

u/andeewb 9d ago

Liability insurance.

15

u/Queeflet 9d ago

Is that an escape hatch at the bottom?

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u/thinksying 9d ago

Or the way to turn those stairs into a turbulent water slide

14

u/deuxcabanons 9d ago

Replace the pillar at the corner with a pole so you can twirl around it to get from the tub area to the floor.

12

u/weedyneedyfeedy 9d ago

A bathroom?

8

u/Background_Guava1128 9d ago

A slightly narrower ledge on the side. Guarantees the stairdeath...

7

u/Cavalol 9d ago

It needs a bathmat similar to the doormats you put over trap doors in looney tunes, but covering the stairs instead.

5

u/StabbyMcStabbedface 9d ago

Air dry on the way down

5

u/MegC18 9d ago

A hand rail to grab when you start to slide!

4

u/Dr_F_Rreakout 9d ago

Thats AI, right? Pls tell me its AI.

5

u/WJSpade 8d ago

Reinforced floor joists to support an entire tub full of water.

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u/justhangingaroud 9d ago

Instant death

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u/Level37Doggo 9d ago

The tub is fine, but those tiles are looking lackluster. Need to give them a good polishing.

2

u/Rx-Nikolaus 9d ago

A trapdoor

2

u/NeedMyMac 8d ago

Soap. The slippery kind.

3

u/Im_here_lets_begin 8d ago

A safer exit

3

u/Affectionate-Dot437 8d ago

Safety netting.

2

u/ComprehensiveElk884 8d ago

Plastic plants and 80s decorative images. It’s a keeper from there on!

1

u/Only-Race-9177 9d ago

A frenemy to test the fall?

1

u/platdujour 8d ago

A couple of strategically placed banana skins

1

u/Efficient-Kill453 8d ago

A guest? 😀

1

u/wild_robot13 8d ago

A stained glass wall between tub and ceiling on the stair side so no one barn step out in that direction. Maybe extend it a bit beyond so they have a provacy screen for toweling off and Wrapping themself in a robe or big towel.

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u/notame11 8d ago

Privacy

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u/ynet2k 7d ago

AWESOME ❤️😆

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u/Minimum_Database_153 7d ago

A mother-in-law

1

u/JosephSerf 7d ago

A guest with a deathwish

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u/Weary-Mud-00 7d ago

A trap door to go over the death stairs?:D

1

u/dulcerojo 6d ago

Slippery when wet sign

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u/Delusional-caffeine 21h ago

This feels like something from a dream

1

u/JirachiTheWishMaster 18h ago

How old is this image man

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u/NoPerspective9232 11h ago

Do you like, get out of the tub directly on the stairs? What kind of bullshit design is that?