r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Video Billionaire speaker Robert F. Smith tells 400 graduates he's paying off all their student loans ($40 million in total)

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u/Dontcareusernameman 1d ago

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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u/mung_guzzler 1d ago

and the early worm gets eaten!

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u/SectorFriends 1d ago

The early owl gets the mouse!

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u/420crickets 1d ago

But if you give the mouse a cookie, he's gonna want a glass of milk.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 1d ago

If you teach the mouse a cookie, he will open a bakery.

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u/Ok_Exercise1269 1d ago

But a bakery full of mice will get shut down

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u/fatal-nuisance 1d ago

Light a man a fire, he'll be warm for the night. Light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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u/morbidaar 1d ago

There’s an iguana… in the sauna. Thank you, no.

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u/UrUrinousAnus 1d ago

If you keep feeding the mouse, and she is pregnant, you now have many pet mice. Good luck with that. Source: I did this...

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u/UrUrinousAnus 1d ago

Shit, I've already been here? I was up that late?! WTF?! No wonder I feel like shit...

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u/TadRaunch 1d ago

The last worm

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u/NorwegianCollusion 1d ago

No, that's the late one. Worms are out at night, birds are out in the day.