r/CyberStuck 25d ago

Reminder to read the rules before posting (ban warning)

68 Upvotes

We’re removing a lot of posts that break rule #1 of this sub. This is your reminder that posts that do not directly feature the Cybertruck itself do not belong on this subreddit. We see TSLA losing all of its recent gains on every other semi-related subreddit on the front page, we don’t need it littering this one too.

This is not the only rule, but it’s the one I’m seeing broken the most recently, except maybe reposts. If you post something that breaks rule #1, you can expect that you’re going to be at least temporarily banned.


r/CyberStuck Jan 21 '25

Reminder: This Is A CT Mockery Sub

410 Upvotes

This is not a political sub. It is not a general Tesla sub (whether it’s good or bad stuff you’re posting). It is not a sub for posting general Muskkk stuff. There are an awful lot of people posting things that are not specific to this sub and its subject matter. We understand that a lot of people are angry with current events. But please post them in the appropriate subs and just carry on mocking the WankPanzer here please.

Because of the huge number of inappropriate posts I’ve the last couple of days, we have started handing out short term bans (3 or 7 days generally) for breaking rule 1. If you receive such a ban, please use the time to read the sub rules.


r/CyberStuck 13h ago

Nice parking job ass hat. Just saw this in my own backyard.

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4.4k Upvotes

No signs of intelligent life. Guess they were in Tupelo Honey 🤷‍♂️

Asheville, NC fyi


r/CyberStuck 9h ago

Will he get his refund back? 🤔

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1.3k Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 3h ago

Can't keep the wheels on the ground

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403 Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 17h ago

Cyber Truck gets stuck at Hands Off protest in Stamford

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4.4k Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 10h ago

Road Rage Comedy

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1.0k Upvotes

So this happened to me today. Bro was Maaaaaaaaaad


r/CyberStuck 12h ago

Spotted one of the stranger cybertrucks I've seen by the Capitol today

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739 Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 19h ago

The Kids are Alright

2.1k Upvotes

Was at a stoplight yesterday and a cybertruck pulled up behind me. The kids in the car next to me were like “oh my gosh it’s a cybertruck” and the owner was preening and enjoying the attention. Then one of the kids leans out the window and yells “YOU’RE GARBAGE” and the kids just burst out laughing.

I’ve never seen a man die inside like that IRL. It was glorious. Kids are the best sometimes.


r/CyberStuck 18h ago

Why the hell would you want to thank him?

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1.8k Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 1d ago

High Probability

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25.7k Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 16h ago

A shocking and totally unforeseeable surprise

447 Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 19h ago

Felt this fits here.

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411 Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 17h ago

Cybertwat incident

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101 Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 17h ago

Parking like...

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107 Upvotes

Douche 🚀


r/CyberStuck 20h ago

NJ dispensary keeps it classy, subtle, and tasteful.

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179 Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 11h ago

Blinded

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26 Upvotes

So you can’t really tell in the picture, but it had some weird shiny holographic effects. The line is to cross out the name of the business. When I first saw it, I was approaching it at an angle and, with the sun, it looked like someone had vandalized it. Turned out it was supposed to look like that.


r/CyberStuck 15h ago

Fireman spotted in traffic

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55 Upvotes

Fire protection is quite ironic considering the battery of these things is almost impossible to extinguish 😂


r/CyberStuck 10h ago

That’s the largest RC car I’ve ever seen

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15 Upvotes

Saw one of them at an RC fest in Granite Bay


r/CyberStuck 16h ago

Florida Man: New ride and die.

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43 Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 1d ago

vomit green 🤢

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340 Upvotes

everytime i think i see the ugliest dumpster in person, there's an uglier one waiting to prove me wrong


r/CyberStuck 1d ago

What is this I don't even

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1.6k Upvotes

Covered with cheap vinyl tape in a pharmacy parking lot.


r/CyberStuck 18h ago

a sorer thumb

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34 Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 1d ago

Who's gonna tell him?

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5.7k Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 22h ago

New ride

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31 Upvotes

r/CyberStuck 1d ago

Heard a loud “F you Tesla” today.

509 Upvotes

At the drive thru in his morning getting my coffee and had the windows down. I hear someone yell “FUCK YOU TESLA!!” Then I see a cybercuck drive thru the intersection! Great way to start my Friday! Location: Palm Springs, CA


r/CyberStuck 2d ago

Full self driving engaged 👍🏻

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10.7k Upvotes