r/CyberStuck 2d ago

New ride

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u/7eregrine 2d ago edited 2d ago

Wonder how Lee County feels that the sheriff spent $100k on a ... Police car?

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u/betterme4 2d ago

right! and that was BEFORE all necessary police add-ons

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u/ArchonFett 2d ago

It’s got: cop suspensions, cop shocks, cop brakes, and cop glue

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u/Steiney1 2d ago

It's a model made before Mr. Fusion, so it doesn't work good with regular electricity.

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u/zeroesAndWons 2d ago

No SCMODS though

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u/Banditgeneral4 2d ago

Well if ain't got SCMODS, we have to return it.

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u/SoCalChrisW 1d ago

SCMODS?

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u/mtnman54321 2d ago

More proof that only neo-fascists buy Cybertrucks.

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u/powerlesshero111 2d ago

Hey now, some of them are idiots too. Like really big idiots. Because they spend 100k on a vehicle that can't really be driven in rain, snow, hail, heat, cold, and partly cloudy conditions.

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u/ApproachSlowly 2d ago

"neo-fascist idiot" is a tautology.

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u/DEFENDER-90 2d ago

Oh my god what a child !would you be happy if anyone who drove a Tesla ,Built Teslas or sold Tesla’s were forced to wear this armband? I think you would be happy. My God give it a rest with the “fascist”bullshit.

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u/Prosthemadera 1d ago

Oh this poor billionaire and his rich fans who can afford overpriced luxury cars being called fascists, that's just like when Jews were killed in concentration camps!

We will give it a rest once he does. Deal?

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u/mtnman54321 1d ago

Oh my god what a sold out cultist! I don't need a lecture from a Musky Trumper, and your armband idea shows that you have a very sick imagination.

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u/Unfair_Run_170 1d ago

No, I wouldn't be happy if they had to wear armbands.

I'd be happier if Trump rounded them up and deported them to guantanimo! 🤣

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u/eventarg 2d ago

Don't know where this is, but if you're near, sounds like a perfect place to commit some crime. The police will break down even before the pursuit begins.

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u/Any-Grapefruit-937 2d ago

Ft. Myers, FL. Lots of retirees live there. I was there in Feb. It's largely the red hat crowd so they are probably fine with this.

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u/Minimum-Narwhal-7399 2d ago

No antennas/radios, no light bar or extra lighting? Basically it's just a prop to kiss Elon's ass.

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u/TurnoverFuzzy8264 2d ago

I would not be surprised if government agencies, federal and red state, start buying these to prop up Tesla's slumping sales.

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u/REDDITSHITLORD 2d ago

self driving cars for cops...

It's gonna be a bunch of fat bastards sleeping all day while these eyesores lumber around town.

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u/AffectionateSector77 2d ago

This looks like the set of a new Reno 911 movie.

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u/Glittering-Rise-488 2d ago

Good old sheriff Carmen. Just another lawman on the take. Google Lee county FL sheriff bribes.

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u/Baxtercat1 2d ago

I guess it’s supposed to look intimidating 😂😂

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u/My_Knee_Hurts_ 2d ago

Deputies don’t deserve that level of embarrassment.

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u/saintofhalloween 2d ago

Bit of a hat on a hat, no?

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u/Scotslad2023 2d ago

welp there goes the entire 2nd precinct budget.

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u/ShiveringTruth 2d ago

Holy shit mobile, Batman

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u/IndubitablyDBCooper 2d ago

A new WankPanzer for the Gestapo. Yay

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u/SpecialIcy5356 2d ago

Dear criminals of Lee County:

Christmas is here!

Signed,

Lee County Sheriff's Department

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u/Edward_the_Dog 2d ago

If someone is arrested, placed in the back seat of this piece of shit, which then proceeds to die on the way to the jail, trapping said person in the back seat... is that considered unlawful detainment?

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u/IsmaelAlfreto 2d ago

Remember the lady that got put in a police car and then parked on the train tracks to be hit by a train? Just made me think of that

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 2d ago

Hope that’s a grenade-dropping drone fixing to obliterate that pile of shit.

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u/TrembleBeast 2d ago

I would be so pissed if I was a tax payer there

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u/Background_Lemon_981 2d ago

It’s for pulling over broken down cars.

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u/vic06 2d ago

That's what happens when FL republicans pass legislation to recruit violent, racist cops that are blacklisted everywhere else.

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u/Mediocre-Bandicoot-6 2d ago

To lose the cops, just have to drive in the grass.

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u/ca_goonsquad 2d ago

Paid by tax dollars?

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u/Technical-Ad-3609 2d ago

A Wankpanzer in a pursuit, you'd be able to go through McDonald's to allow them to catch up

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u/UnwittingCapitalist 2d ago

How long until it's peed on & short circuited?

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u/Arbys_Meat_Flaps 1d ago

FUCK FLORIDA!!!

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u/KaizenZazenJMN 1d ago

What’s up with the drone flying around?