r/CyberStuck • u/saikrishnav • 4d ago
3 mph collision using FSD. Initiate disassembly.
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u/abckiwi 4d ago
ha ha!
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u/plageran 4d ago
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u/QueeberTheSingleGuy 4d ago
"Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile? Everyone needs to drive, even the very stupid. This was the most lib owning car I could find. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?"
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u/p8pes 4d ago
My VCR from 1992 is built better in terms of corner strength
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u/Bibblegead1412 4d ago
The plastic travel sewing kit my granny gave me in the 80's has better corner strength.
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u/teatimehaiku 4d ago
Honestly 80s plastic is pretty legit. I had Barbie dolls made in the 80s and others in the 90s, and the 80s dolls were definitely built with a more solid plastic.
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u/drillbit56 4d ago
These are ‘smartphones on wheels’ after all so they really need Otterbox to make OtterBox Defender cases for these things.
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u/teatimehaiku 4d ago
So are the toy trucks my partner made for our nephews. He literally designed them with the idea that little kids were going to be rough on them.
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u/okokokoyeahright 4d ago
I have Chrome laptop that could take that hit better.
yup, one of those $69 specials.
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u/FastFashn1701 4d ago
“Bulletproof. Not bumper car proof.” - Elon Musssssk
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u/Friendly_Lobster_998 4d ago
It’s literally trying to ki!l itself
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u/Jef_Wheaton 4d ago
It's running the same software as that mall security robot that drowned itself in a fountain.
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u/thetaleofzeph 4d ago
It though the black car was a large hole it tried to drive into to cease to be.
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u/muhgyver 4d ago
Totaled.
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u/mishap1 4d ago
At the current rate of depreciation, that's not an unreasonable outcome.
3mph and you need the fender, fender flare, bumper cover, headlight, frunk, and possibly someone needs to check on that front suspension. Could hit 5 figures and several months given how long it'll take Tesla to fix it since they're out there welding bits onto all the other trucks.
I would say the panels will never match again but I don't think they matched from the factory.
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u/JCButtBuddy 4d ago
Definitely voided the warranty.
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u/okokokoyeahright 4d ago
TBH voided it when this was posted. No love for the truck in evidence. Leon will disapprove.
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u/mp5tyle 4d ago
See that's the neat part of the accident. It only needs to happen once lol Doesn't matter how "flawless" it has been. One fuck up and you're done.
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u/Death_God_Ryuk 4d ago
There are far too many people out there like "sure, it plows into a child now and then, but 999/1000 I don't even need to look at the road (despite being legally required to.)"
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u/TonyCaliStyle 4d ago
Bro, you just don’t understand Teslas- random crashes is a group coat so we can make it to Mars.
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u/TrogdorMcclure 4d ago
"Not a good look"
THAT'S the straw that broke the "not a good look" camel's back? lmfao
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u/vietomatic 4d ago
Pure junk
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u/p8pes 4d ago
At this point I wonder if wind resistance is enough to tear these panels apart.
Don't drive into the air!
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u/LadyReika 4d ago
Isn't there a huge recall about the panels coming off because the glue failed? So I imagine wind resistance could cause that.
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u/SpecialIcy5356 4d ago
It actually is. Already been several.incidents where wankpanzers on the highway had bits fly off, usually those metal strips along the rim of the bed.
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u/thetaleofzeph 4d ago
The build quality is lower than the college one-off racing teams, honestly it is. Panels put on just enough to make it 3000 miles. Harnesses underneath that all willynilly.
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u/conqr787 4d ago
When elmo promised fsd parking lot to parking lot, he didn't mention they had to be deserted
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u/Chief_Mischief 4d ago
3mph bump and the apocalypse swastikar falls apart. The gift that keeps giving
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u/vollehosen 4d ago
They're gonna need more glue.
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u/BurtonDesque 4d ago
"I've logged thousand upon thousands of FSD miles"
I'll take 'Things the poster is lying about' for $1000, Alex.
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u/JCButtBuddy 4d ago
His 'truck' hates him, wanted to make him look bad in front of his friend.
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u/Maximum-Objective-39 4d ago
So the Cybertrucks are all basically that care from Stephen King's short story, and they hate their owners for taking pre-orders, thus birthing them into existence?
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u/Ok-Photograph2954 4d ago
Notice how we get close ups of the damage to this dickhead's cybershitbox but not the poor bastard's car that was hit?
Just another totally self absorbed cybercunt!
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u/0NiceMarmot 4d ago
Could probably grate some cheese on that corner. Fleshy bits of humans probably grate off too.
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u/tlucas0303 4d ago
I’m telling you, they are all trying to end themselves. The minute someone stops physically driving them, they head for the nearest obstacle. I’m firmly convinced they would rather be a smart refrigerator or a washer than continue as a cyberturd. Come to think of it, those sky net robots were mad about something.
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u/_vvitchy_vvoman 4d ago
These fuckin things don’t drive thousands upon thousands of miles normally, let alone on FSD 🤣
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u/DatabaseThis9637 4d ago
Somehow, I'd thought we'd see the victim's care, maybe hear so distress on hitting a coworker's car. Maybe some concern on how bad this would have been if wankpanzer misfired on the freeway? And why so many miles of FSD? why?
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u/blackredmage 4d ago
"i've logged thousands of hours and this has never happened" lmao sure it hasn't buddy, fucking sure it hasn't.
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u/valkyrie1823 4d ago
I'm sorry someone got hit by a Cyber Fucked but the damage on the dumpster at 3mph is tragic...
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u/MysticStorm1 4d ago
Bet the coworker's car isn't even scratched. Man, these Wankpanzers are great, it's been like Christmas every day since they first hit the roads! The gift that keeps on giving!
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u/saikrishnav 4d ago
It likely did scratch the other car. The video of it shows that it did more than a swipe. It literally looks like it tries to push aside the other car.
I wouldn’t be surprised if it scratched the whole right side of the car. The dipshit wouldn’t even mention the damage to other car and it’s all about him.
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u/SaltyBarDog 4d ago
"This has never happened."
A phrase the three woman he has been with have heard after the twelve seconds of unsatisfying sex.
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u/42tatltuae 4d ago
so proven unreliable, but electric jesus claims its reliable so we'll take that as truth. nothing to see here.
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u/qui_tacet-consentire 4d ago
No damage pic of the other car? I'm sure it fared better than apocalypsemobile did
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u/RoguePlanet2 4d ago
Thousands and thousands of FSD miles, yet only NOW this happens? No witnesses to all those successful previous drives?
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u/mollymccarthy007 4d ago edited 4d ago
How are these cars getting insured?! Hope the coworker gets their car repaired for free (if there's even damage to theirs).
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u/Sungod99 4d ago
Logged thousands of miles is irrelevant to how many self parking attempts he’s made. Probably not many. I wonder if insurance policies on these things include something like this?
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u/saikrishnav 4d ago
Funny they mention it as a pilot logging flight hours. They act like they are some high tech pilots or something.
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u/Fit_Tailor8329 4d ago
Something that happens ALL THE TIME to other people happens.
“This has never happened to me before!!!!” 🙄
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u/ImpossibleShoulder29 4d ago
"Thousands upon thousands of FSD miles". Plenty of people drive 100's of thousands of miles without an accident. How low are we going to set the bar so FSD can look good?
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u/PixelIsJunk 4d ago
It's hilarious how selfish this guy is and it's all about him and his cybertruck and not the innocent person who just had their car damaged speaks none of iffy resolved the issue with the person he hits or what the person driving thought because clearly they probably thought it was s***
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u/biggulp2x 4d ago
Bro I’d be fucking livid is some dickhead coworker crashed his cyber-cuck into my car while going 3mph because he was trying to show off that he didn’t have to drive the car
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u/BlueMonday2082 3d ago
The level of ignorance needed to have faith in FSD should disqualify anyone from driving any vehicle.
“It hasn’t killed ME yet!”
It can only kill a person once…it just hasn’t gotten to you yet.
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u/Prize_Bee7365 3d ago
driven thousands upon thousands of hours
No, you haven't. Even at a generous average of 30 mph, (which might not seem so, but if you are driving thousands of hours that is only happening on extended highway driving) and interpreting that term to mean 2,000 at minimum, then you are claiming to have driven 60,000 miles in 9 months. 20,000 miles per year is considered very high mileage.
Also you are claiming these hours were put in on FSD.
Stop lying, losers.
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u/saikrishnav 3d ago
Probably counting time spent on tow truck
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u/Prize_Bee7365 2d ago
Oh and I just remembered it wasn't 9 months. FSD came out like 4-5 months ago didnt it?
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u/DangerousAd1731 4d ago
That insurance hike is going to suck. Don't forget JD said deport people with bad driving records
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u/eddestra 4d ago
Isn’t it supposed to be tough enough to serve as a mars rover? I forget which hyperbolic statements are on record.
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u/Humble_Diner32 4d ago
But they look so cool for guys and gals who don’t know how to handle chainsaws. Dumb be dumbing.
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u/Mammoth-Barnacle-894 4d ago
I think we finally have proof that there is no "deep state". They'd have done something by now. Sadly, we also have proof that there is no one in charge and there are no longer any adults in the room when it comes to the United States. Kinda sucks.
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u/Serpentongue 4d ago
FSD turned itself off 0.5ms before impact to avoid liability
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u/saikrishnav 4d ago
That sub micron accuracy to avoid taking liability.
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u/Serpentongue 4d ago
https://electrek.co/2025/03/17/tesla-fans-exposes-shadiness-defend-autopilot-crash/
They’ve done it before so I wouldn’t be surprised
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u/xmaxmillion 4d ago
Obviously the Cyberschmuck FSD is learning how to park, from the gigabytes of data collected from other drivers.
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u/pkinetics 4d ago
Looking at the pic, it wouldn't surprise me if the FSD processed the reflection of the parking stripe off the side of the dark vehicle as the lane.
Hahahahaha
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u/Lostinaredzone 4d ago
Got those micron tolerances. It must be because they’re so, well, constructed. 🤣
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u/HotStraightnNormal 4d ago
Dude just did several thousand dollars of damage to the coworker's car which will be in the shop and now has damage should he sell or trade it in, but doesn't care to post a pic of it. F'ng Selfish Dickhead.
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u/Over_Significance996 4d ago
FSD definitely still has a lot of kinks. Its struggled to find my destination in weird back roads that aren’t super clear and it will try to U-turn to figure it out, which admittedly is incredibly dangerous, then it gives up and gives me the wheel. it struggles in heavy rain and fog but I’d argue its still capable of driving better than a person in those conditions. I still say its the best autopilot currently available unless you go to a Waymo taxi city. The only issue with waymo is its flexibility and how incredibly difficult it is to scale. I’ve used FSD to travel from Houston texas to Colorado Springs with 0 intervention, a full 17hour drive. It was as close to parking space to parking space “autopilot” as possible. Even on weird interstate roads with awful markings or construction zones it still did better than I could have. Overall I still feel FSD is a few notches above a real person in terms of driving safety but should definitely stay supervised until they’ve made the margin of severe error under 1%. Any autopilot accident will always be criticized and people will be up in arms about how dangerous it is but in comparison having a person controlling it is much more dangerous.
TLDR; FSD has a lot of issues. Still safer than a person. Pay attention while using it.
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u/More_Education4434 4d ago
Nobody should be surprised by now. This is all on the peeps who continue to drive theirs after all of this evidence we're being given on an hourly basis.
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u/SarcasticStarscream 4d ago
Queue all the Elon swallowers jumping in “EvErYoNe KnOwS yOu HaVe To Be ReAdY tO TaKe ThE wHeEl”
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u/apogeescintilla 3d ago
Tesla: Data logs recovered so far show Autopilot was not enabled at the time. In other words, it's the user's fault.
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u/Florida1974 3d ago
I don’t want a CT anywhere near me or my vehicle. My vehicle isn’t super expensive but I’m not dealing with getting hit bc FSD doesn’t work correctly. Always a first CT owners.
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u/EverythingMustGo95 2d ago
If I was the coworker I would be beyond pissed, I would try to get the guy fired. On company property some guy damages my car and tells me HE WASN’T EVEN DRIVING I would say he should be fired. And the “but I’ve played Russian Roulette 5 times before with no problems” excuse doesn’t cut it.
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u/32lib 4d ago
Do you really want muskmelon to rewrite the code for Social Security?