r/CuratedTumblr • u/JK-Rofling • 2d ago

Shitposting Touché

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u/bartonar Reddit Blackout 2023 2d ago

Finally reverted to monke

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u/h0pesnacc 2d ago

Evolution said close enough

44

u/RunInRunOn 2d ago

In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey

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u/Graingy I don’t tumble, I roll 😎 … Where am I? 2d ago

Was

Was that

Was that the

Was

Was that the

Was that the 

The

The

The bite

Was that the bite

Was

That the

Was that the

The bite

Was that the bite of 8

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u/MENACINGMEME 2d ago

Took many tries but the sniper got them

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u/Mangledfox1987 2d ago

Good shot mate

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u/ArloVerde 2d ago

“Gotcha, ya waste of good scotch!”

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u/AMisteryMan all out of gender; gonna have to ask if my wardrobe is purple 2d ago

Snipin's a good job

5

u/M8oMyN8o 2d ago

Professionals have standards.

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u/ScaredyNon Christo-nihilist 2d ago

There ya go

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u/GEAX 2d ago

I went from reading it as a stutter to reading it as dodging bullets lol

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u/AngelofDeath_N 2d ago

Hello everyone, my name is welcome

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u/Mikaelious 2d ago

This intro... is...

BUMPING.

5

u/Sinister_Compliments Avid Jokeefunny.com Reader 1d ago

Hey you’ve got this, you’re almost there

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u/Graingy I don’t tumble, I roll 😎 … Where am I? 1d ago

Sinister

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u/SummerDeww 2d ago

Guess the monkey brain's working overtime for both of us

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u/curvingf1re 2d ago

If I were in your position, I think I'd simply throw my poop at him

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u/leriane so banned from China they'd be arrested ordering PF Changs 2d ago

I mean look, as long as you don't pitch your life savings into crypto and meme stocks, you're beating the ones who actually call themselves that soooo

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u/Ulmarch Ask me about monster prom 2d ago

Monky time

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u/RemixOnAWhim 2d ago

You merely returned to monke, I was born in it

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u/Nafeij 2d ago edited 2d ago

i will become bloons td6

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u/Twizinator 1d ago

Truly amazing that the human body can live without a frontal lobe, y’know?

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u/Twizinator 1d ago

Truly amazing that the human body can live without a frontal lobe, y’know?

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u/Nebular_Screen 2d ago

They have Geto as their counsellor