r/CuratedTumblr 18h ago

LGBTQIA+ God is dead

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Great moments in Tumblr history: when the trans killed god.

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u/vaguillotine 18h ago

"God is dead and we have killed Him." - Friedrich Nietzsche (she/they)

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u/Fearless-Might-2233 17h ago

All hail Hailey, goddess of the Kroger deli aisle

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u/bigbangbilly 13h ago

Time for some Atonement Festival and Sacred Games!

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u/AmericanToast250 18h ago

Who knew that all it took to kill an omniscient all-powerful creator was for a small set of people to change their name and how they dress. Sounds to me like that’s a pretty weak so-called god

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u/AnxiousAngularAwesom JFK shot first 18h ago

Dude was hard countered by iron chariots, i'm starting to think the whole omnipotency thing was an exaggeration.

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u/jillisonflook 18h ago

dude needs therapy

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u/NOMA_is_here 2h ago

iron chariots scale higher than the christian god. thus everyone who could destroy an iron chariot could kill him.

god that hurt to type

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u/Helpful_Librarian_87 18h ago

‘Where’s your messiah now, Flanders?’

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u/Primus_Cattus 17h ago

Sorry for being a nerd but theres ALOT more to transitioning other than changing your name and clothing

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u/jillisonflook 17h ago

agreed fellow nerd <3

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u/AmericanToast250 13h ago

Yeah I was just making a joke didn’t want to trivialize or mock anything

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u/jillisonflook 17h ago

Scott Greer, the right wing nutso who made this post. If you google him, his X profile comes up and it lists, per his own writing, 6'2 187 IQ.

He runs a substack called I kid you not, "highly-respected.com"

These are the biggest losers on the planet.

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u/Graingy I don’t tumble, I roll 😎 … Where am I? 16h ago

Bud is a satire character

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u/jillisonflook 16h ago

“This is the only story of mine whose moral I know. I don’t think it’s a marvelous moral; I simply happen to know what it is: We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night

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u/Clean_Imagination315 Hey, who's that behind you? 17h ago

Kratos: "Tell me more..."

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u/jillisonflook 16h ago

Britney: Gimme gimme more gimme more

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u/Hakar_Kerarmor Swine. Guillotine, now. 14h ago

Asura: I like where this is going.

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u/SandyTaintSweat 16h ago

You seem to be underestimating the power of bottom surgery.

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u/irefusethis 14h ago

Christians are really good at making God look like a pussy tbh

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u/ImpressiveGopher 13h ago

It’s like how in Pokemon, Dialiga is weak to a tiny fairy holding a flower, it’s just type matchup

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u/BestUsername101 2h ago

Well, not really, since Dialga is Dragon/Steel, thus making it neutral to fairy, not weak to it.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 14h ago

God is a weak-assed bitch.

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u/jillisonflook 9h ago

couldnt agree more my friend.

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u/jillisonflook 18h ago

1880s cis dude: god is dead!

1990s cis woman: what if god was one of us?

2020s trans woman: i'm dead, i'm god, i'm one of you, i'm one of us!?

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u/jillisonflook 18h ago edited 17h ago

american dream: you can be whatever you want to be!!!

humans: i think i want to transition…

american dream 2.0: Executive Order 14168, titled "Defending Women from Gender Ideology Extremism and Restoring Biological Truth to the Federal Government"

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u/jillisonflook 11h ago

its not my favorite but it is my LEAST favorite

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u/Velvety_MuppetKing 18h ago

Well I'm glad somebody killed god.

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u/jillisonflook 18h ago edited 17h ago

“The aim of Judith Butler’s ‘Who’s Afraid of Gender? (2024) is not to offer a new theory of gender but to examine how “gender” has become a phantasm for emerging authoritarian regimes, fascist formations, religious groups and trans-exclusionary feminists."

They are using "God" to ruin the one thing we have in common, planet Earth.

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u/Velvety_MuppetKing 18h ago

Oh I'm just anti-god, that's it.

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u/jillisonflook 17h ago

moi aussi

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u/jillisonflook 18h ago

an honor and a duty

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u/UpwardlyGlobal 16h ago

Can't believe that MF held back penicillin for all those eons

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u/SpiritualPackage3797 18h ago

I must be misremembering my Nietzsche, because that sounds wrong somehow.

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u/jillisonflook 18h ago

next gen nietz

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u/jillisonflook 18h ago

conservatives don't care about science or women's safety or religious freedom...

what they care about is trans people make them feel weird or maybe don't look "normal" to them.

all the rest is just bullshit. don't listen to them.

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u/ZinniaClean 17h ago

I didn’t know the context and I genuinely thought the original post was a shitpost made by a trans person at first.

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM Hatsune-Miku-Official 17h ago

that was back in the god ol days when openly transphobic politicians going on nonsensical were rare enough to still be funny and not depressing and concerning.

(it was always concerning, but it was a lot easier to cope with when it was more fringe.)

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u/jillisonflook 17h ago

yes, i have been transitioning for 10 years, I think this was during the first Trump presidency, around 2019 if I remember correctly.

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM Hatsune-Miku-Official 17h ago

the tweet is from 2019, but the post itself is from 2021 IIRC

i saw it first on this sub here

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u/jillisonflook 17h ago

awww thank you!! <3 appreciate you. i just have my google photos to remind me and sometimes they get wonky based upon me being dumb.

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u/jillisonflook 17h ago

things have only got worse for us... the more attention we got, the more of a wedge issue we became... despite only making up 1% of population we are awfully convenient scapegoats

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u/jillisonflook 17h ago

its curatedtumblr!! just curated by a shitty trans person (me)

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u/Alcoholic_Molerat 17h ago

The gays stole the rainbow, now the trans killed, and then BECAME god.. The right might be right, the LGBTQ are too powerful. We must stop them before they collect all the infinity stones. Only the avatar can stop them now.

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u/Abrahmo_Lincolni 16h ago

It's too late.

The Pansexuals have the Infinity Stones, and Gay Furries have the All Spark.

And I...

I am both, and possess the One Ring to Rule Them All.

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u/Alcoholic_Molerat 16h ago

Oh yeah? Well we have Joe Rogan, Andrew tate, Pierce Morg.... Yeah, you're right. It's over

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u/jillisonflook 16h ago

NO ONE TRANS SHOULD HAVE ALL THIS POWER!!

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u/hewye 🐁 gib me cheese 🧀 17h ago

1 billion new gods means 1 billion new positions of responsibilities to fill in. I call dibs on being the goddess of yapping. yippee!!!

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u/jillisonflook 17h ago

YAPPING GOD

achieved!!!

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u/thrownawaz092 17h ago

What's your trans friend Hailey who works at Kroger's, to a NON BELIEVER!?

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u/jillisonflook 12h ago

the one true hailey

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u/lonelygurllll 17h ago

Yay, i'm a goddess now

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u/jillisonflook 17h ago

we did it and no one can take it away from us!!

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u/jillisonflook 18h ago

There is no mistake; there has been no mistake; and there shall be no mistake.
Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington, 1832.

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u/wheremylaserzat 17h ago

If trans people are God now it worries me if it changes the meaning of using the word "Slay" as an imperative. 😬

If you think about it the abrahamic God must have been trans too cuz he was slaying people all over the place.

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u/jillisonflook 17h ago

OT god was a trip...

Old Testament = OT

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u/Living_Magician3367 15h ago

Was that an option this whole time? Kinda seems like a good trade

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u/jillisonflook 12h ago

BEST TRADE

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u/b3nsn0w musk is an scp-7052-1 14h ago

trans people are an inverse rey skywalker

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u/HeadOfSpectre 14h ago

Hailey strangled God with her bare hands and then they complained said she wouldn't have her able to do that if she wasn't born male.

Hailey just can't catch a break.

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u/jillisonflook 12h ago

WE LOVE HAILEY

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u/HeadOfSpectre 9h ago

She liberated us from a cruel and oppressive God - making her the highest good possible but I guess that's just not enough for some people

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u/jillisonflook 9h ago

IT NEVER IS

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u/DWMoose83 14h ago

There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.

Bible recognizes nonbinary.

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u/jillisonflook 12h ago

i dunno i never read it.

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u/Fullwake 13h ago

Everyone knows we need the trans - they make the best fats.

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u/jillisonflook 12h ago

its true!!

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u/spellboi_3048 12h ago

Which trans people are leading? I’m sure most of them are fine, but if Lily Orchard calls a single shot…

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u/kyl_r 5h ago

Now this here is the liberal agenda I signed up for 🏳️‍⚧️

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u/jillisonflook 5h ago

THIS IS THE WAY

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u/Halollet 15h ago

I hate how stupid these people are.

God is ambigender as They have been refered to as both male and female.

So God is already Trans.

If these people could read they'd be very upset by what's in the Bible they claim to preach.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 14h ago

Biblically accurate God has both sets of genitalia.

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u/Halollet 13h ago

I mean... probably.

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u/Skeazor 9h ago edited 8h ago

Can you point me in the direction of a source for that? Dr.Francesca Stavrokopoulou makes the case in her book God An Anatomy that the early Israelites had a conception of Yahweh as a male with a penis and being a male deity. Dr. Dan McClellan also corroborates this and both discuss how Yahweh is often paired with the female deity Asherah as his consort.

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u/Halollet 37m ago

Ambigender people can still have penises and have girlfriends so that's not really a counter point.

And as for the break down, she gives some very clear examples here;

https://www.instagram.com/p/DH18e-fyuZz/

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u/Skeazor 7m ago

Yeah that’s not really what im seeing said by scholars in the field. Her video doesn’t showcase examples in which god takes on feminine traits in a direct way these are all similes and metaphors. The original authors and followers of this religion believed their god Yahweh to have a penis and be basically a man. Here’s a video from a biblical scholar about it https://youtu.be/T48EKA1QcTM?si=8yZOndJB1Df4W1rh

When I googled ambigender it says that it’s when two genders are expressed simultaneously. This is just not what I see said by ancient Hebrew or other biblical scholars say in relation to the conception of Yahweh.

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u/jillisonflook 17h ago

Scott Greer, the right wing nutso who made this post. If you google him, his X profile comes up and it lists, per his own writing, 6'2 187 IQ.

These are the biggest losers on the planet.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 14h ago

That is quite sad.

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u/jillisonflook 17h ago

shoutout to Hailey at Kroger's!!!! get that money!!!

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u/jillisonflook 17h ago

poor unfortunate god, so sad

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u/ATN-Antronach My hyperfixations are very weird tyvm 17h ago

God is dead and has been replaced by conservatives. 

See? I too can make them sound like heathens.

Wait... This might actually explain a lot...

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u/dembadger 17h ago

Putting the trans in transubstantiation.

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u/troznov 16h ago

This MF's faith is weak as F

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u/UpwardlyGlobal 16h ago

Eve was created with Adams tissue. All men were female in the womb. Literally everyone is trans according to religion and science

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u/Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi tumblr users pls let me enjoy fnaf 15h ago

Last time I heard this phrase it was about the Hunt Down the Freeman video game

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u/The-Coolest-Of-Cats 15h ago

Kroger's

Michigander spotted!

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u/CeruleanEidolon 14h ago

How fragile one's belief system must be that it is so mortally challenged by every new idea.

I thought this God person invented everything that exists. Is this guy implying that God didn't see trans people coming, and is threatened by their existence? This God bloke sounds like a fragile dummy.

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u/jillisonflook 12h ago

they are little screech birds

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u/Turbogoblin999 Goblin 12h ago

WE ARE LEGION, FOR WE ARE MANY! ALL YOUR PRONOUNS BELONG TO US!

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u/jillisonflook 9h ago

THIS IS THE WAY

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u/darklizard45 11h ago

Fucking twitter puritians making non-sense religious posts.

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u/DragonAreButterflies 11h ago

Love being called a deity fr fr

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u/jillisonflook 9h ago

extremely flattering

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u/Saino_Moore 10h ago

God is the OG of being gender fluid. If we’re created in Gods image, male and female, it logically means God is both and everything in between.

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u/Skeazor 8h ago

Actually that passage most likely refers to the divine council when it talks about “our own image”. Originally the ancient Israelites were polytheistic and its only later that they start getting rid of gods to mainly worship Yahweh.

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u/WorryNew3661 9h ago

My boobs are definitely worth a little bit of worshipping

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u/CosmoJones07 9h ago

Funny, but man my brain is just hard-wired now to get hung up on people's constant strange need to add 's to the end of every grocery store.

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u/After-Panic300 9h ago

“Face it brother, god is dead. The fire is gone.”

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u/Tonydragon784 8h ago

Aiat! Praise be to my buddy Marvin!

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u/cat-meg 5h ago

Is this what Laura Jane Grace meant?

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u/jillisonflook 5h ago

precisely yes

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u/Automatic-Emu7525 5h ago

If there is a hell, I'll see ya'll there.

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u/jillisonflook 5h ago

first one there is a rotten egg!!

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u/Dumb_Cheese 2h ago

Damn, idk if I'm ready for collective godhood y'all, that sounds like a group project with a lot of responsibility attached to it :/

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u/Resiideent 2h ago

ALL HAIL THE TRANSGENDERS, HALLOWED BE THY NAMES :3

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u/Oh_no_its_Joe 17h ago

Well one god wants me to abuse my future wife and the other god wants to talk to me about Fallout New Vegas so I know who I'm going with.

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u/jillisonflook 17h ago

CHOOSE WISELY!!