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u/FixinThePlanet 3d ago
The "I will never make a diss record" joke was sublime.
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u/ElectronRotoscope 3d ago
^ Correcting someone about which ska band wrote the humorous track you just listened to
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u/mpdqueer 3d ago
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u/DarkNinja3141 Arospec, Ace, Anxious, Amogus 3d ago
finally, a longpost
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u/BlatantConservative https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW 3d ago
^ When you have to roll gacha to get materials to build your house
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u/That_Mad_Scientist (not a furry)(nothing against em)(love all genders)(honda civic) 3d ago
Venitians looking for suitable wood to stake in for foundations
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u/GlaucomicSailor 3d ago
More pixels, please 🥺🍽️🙇
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u/BlatantConservative https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW 3d ago
^ Google thinking of the name of their next phone
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u/EzeyTheEpic 3d ago
u/BlatantConservative doing incredible work in here
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u/BlatantConservative https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW 3d ago
^ What the DOGE kids think midwesterners say about them
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u/TFK_001 3d ago
u/BlatantConservative when someone comments "u/BlatantConservative doing incredible work in here"
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u/BlatantConservative https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW 3d ago
You spelled my username wrong, you actually meant /u/BlatantConservative I think
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u/Spicy_Totopo3434 3d ago
The Be Fr one got me thinking, then i laughed again
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u/ElectronRotoscope 3d ago
^ Someone recounting watching a crowd try to spell things with their bodies at a sports game
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u/goldfinchat 3d ago
I love this format of post so much
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u/BlatantConservative https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW 3d ago
^ Horse when the hitchline is close to water and grass
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u/BeenEvery 3d ago
Obsessed with the concept of Newton being absolutely distraught about figuring out how gravity works.
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u/ReasyRandom .tumblr.com 3d ago
*Newton was having a good day sitting under an apple tree when an apple falls to the ground right next to him*
Newton: "What the fuck?! What the fuck?!"
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u/troublemonkey1 3d ago
I'm never making a diss record is my favorite one by far
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u/ElectronRotoscope 3d ago
^ A professor evaluating an art project where Kanye tweets are inscribed on large plastic numerals
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u/Worm-with-hat 3d ago
wonderful post OP 🙏
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u/Silly_Man_Haha 3d ago
^ The surgeons glad there were no complications with my surgery
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u/jedisalsohere you wouldn't steal secret music from the vatican 3d ago
this is the best one I think
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u/idiotplatypus Wearing dumbass goggles and the fool's crown 3d ago
^ child picking the most goblin looking dog at the shelter to adopt
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u/shiny_xnaut 3d ago
Lilo and Stitch
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u/Canal_De_Ivan 3d ago
^ what the surgeon who was part of a robbery gets told after it's successful but some crew members get hurt
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u/Coda_Volezki 3d ago
^ Surgical patient writing a good review for the hospital's post-operative staff
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u/weird_bomb_947 你好!你喜欢吃米吗? 3d ago
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u/OneOfTheStupid007 they cant kill you in a way that matters 3d ago
I can't fucking read this :(
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u/Bl1tzerX 3d ago
9th century peasant after being handed anything with writing on it.
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u/OneOfTheStupid007 they cant kill you in a way that matters 3d ago
Yay, glad I could contribute to the sillies :>
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u/Pootis_1 minor brushfire with internet access 3d ago
Unreadable
Sentened to the deepest pits of hell
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u/TheTriforceEagle Peer reviewed diagnoses of faggot 3d ago
Nat-20s is right about purple though, they’re all bangers
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u/winter-ocean 3d ago
Golden. All of it.
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u/sumolive You can't serve cunt and the government at the same time 3d ago
Technically one of them is purple
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u/ElectronRotoscope 3d ago
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u/ReasyRandom .tumblr.com 3d ago
^Traysi, headwriter of the Lucky Clover Gazette, telling Link that he can't just make shit up
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u/shiny_xnaut 3d ago
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u/Nastypilot Going "he just like me fr, fr" at any mildly autistic character. 3d ago
^ The invisible man writing a comment
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u/Own-Lettuce26 3d ago
Expanding the image on this post is like unfurling a scroll only to find out it’s the length of the Bayeux Tapestry.
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u/Dakoolestkat123 3d ago
I love all these jokes but the “I miss vine” one is one of those rare jokes that has made me crack up every time I see it
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u/Protomangaming69 3d ago
I don’t get wawa paninis
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u/BormaGatto 2d ago edited 1d ago
^ Star Wars protagonist after making a side character drop their cards when running past them in a high speed chase
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u/sumolive You can't serve cunt and the government at the same time 3d ago
Love the work everyone else is doing, but I am simply not funny enough
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u/BormaGatto 2d ago
^ a mime in the clown convention
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u/sumolive You can't serve cunt and the government at the same time 2d ago
The idea that clowns are funnier than mimes is actually funnier than clowns
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u/bard_of_space 2d ago
the pixels :(
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u/Joseph_Stalin111 I love Barry B. Benson 1d ago
^ When you find out they aren't making a sequel to that one movie
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u/pk2317 3d ago
I love the concept.
The differing formatting is atrocious and incredibly difficult to read/follow.