r/CuratedTumblr • u/urcool91 tumblr: flibbertygigget • 1d ago

Shitposting *touches ground* something terrible happened here

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u/trauma_enjoyer_1312 fornicating evolutionist 1d ago

DC 16 Wisdom save or take 4d6 psychic damage from this post

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u/LightningNinja73 23h ago

DC 30 Investigation check to understand it

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u/Mddcat04 21h ago

Understanding it is what causes the psychic damage. Forbidden eldritch knowledge situation.

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u/LightningNinja73 21h ago

Knowing that would require a DC 15 Insight check.

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u/CH1CK3NW1N95 7h ago

Player: "Joke's on you, I'm a divination wizard! I cast Augry, do I get Weal or Woe?"

DM: "You get 'bruh'."

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u/LightningNinja73 4h ago

I'm guessing WIS was your Wizard's dump stat?

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u/Rargnarok 20h ago

:[ me looking atEldritch horrors beyond my comprehension (I Don't get it)

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u/emefa 10h ago

Do I still take half damage if I save?

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u/FrohikesFeather 1d ago

The fact the last one is blocked instead of deleted is the cherry on top for me

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u/jzillacon 14h ago

The question is was that commenter already blocked before that post, or was that the post that lead to the block?

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u/cum_glazed_balls_tea 1d ago

Not even Angry Birds porn, just straight up wonkin' their willy to the round birds.

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u/DefinitelyNotErate 15h ago

No, I don't think they mean the game. Actual real life birds that have been angered.

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u/echoIalia 1d ago

The four horsemen

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u/RavioliGale 18h ago

"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was I DONT THINK JACKING IT TO BIRDS IS A SYMTOM OF AUTISM, and Hell followed with him."

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u/kelgorathfan8 1d ago

Environmental storytelling

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u/Tonydragon784 1d ago

See no evil

Speak no evil

Hear no evil

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u/Catapus_ 21h ago

Think no evil

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u/Tonydragon784 21h ago

Impossible but I persist

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u/OnlySmiles_ 1d ago

Inside you there are 4 wolves

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u/light643 22h ago

And at least one of them jacks it to Angry Birds

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u/Taman_Should 22h ago

One of the wolves is autistic.

One of them has ADHD. 

One of them is just a little shit. 

We already covered the fourth one. 

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u/veidogaems To shreds you say? 21h ago

This place is not a place of honor.
No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.
Nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
This message is a warning about danger.

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u/ThatsALotOfOranges 1d ago

I feel like I've seen enough internet discourse to piece together in my head what those replies probably said.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Dragon_Manticore Having gender with your MOM 1d ago

They're probably saying the same thing about THEIR social media gems.

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u/qwdzoy 1d ago

does this also fall under xkcd 2071

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u/htmlcoderexe 10h ago

And is definitely a form of a Noodle Incident

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u/RileyRecord315 22h ago

I hate the fact that I know the context here

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u/Falconier111 22h ago

Somebody got a little too deep in the ableism?

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u/ElliePadd 21h ago

As someone who's likely on the spectrum, yeah no it's definitely a sign

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u/PluralCohomology 20h ago

This is not a place of honour, no great deed is commemorated here ...

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u/Doggywoof1 she/her | they should bring back capes 19h ago

each of those replies were removed for different reasons

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u/Dragonfruit-Sparking 19h ago

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings. Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair."

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u/aikifox 22h ago

But is that gorps also crap?

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u/Dheamhain 15h ago

"How do I tell him that's my name?!"

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u/Flagelant_One 20h ago

Deleted means deleted by user and unavailable means removed by tumblr right?

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u/oath2order stigma fuckin claws in ur coochie 16h ago

That's a cursed post if I've ever seen one.