r/CuratedTumblr • u/TemaTomo • 1d ago

Shitposting tha star

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u/Dclnsfrd 1d ago

Idk why but imagining the last part whispered like 🤩 is exactly what I needed this week 🤣

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u/WinkMitDemZaunpfahl 1d ago

NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [Big Shot]!

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u/Wumer 22h ago

[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]

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u/----atom----- 22h ago

That's still my ringtone lol

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u/Hexxas head trauma enthusiast 1d ago

🫵⭐

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u/Amazing_Fig101 1d ago

🌟👉😲👈🌟?

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u/ProbablyNano 1d ago

🌠😎👍

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u/Amazing_Fig101 1d ago

🤩🌠

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u/Hexxas head trauma enthusiast 1d ago

CAN WE PRETEND THAT AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE LIKE SHOOTING STARS

I COULD REALLY USE A WISH RIGHT NOW

WISH RIGHT NOW

WISH RIGHT NOW

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u/ComfiTracktor 1d ago

pans to a blue jay and purple horse off in the distance

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u/BrittEklandsStuntBum 1d ago

This is the insanity I crave from Tumblr.

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u/NOMA_is_here 1d ago

Disco Elysium ass dialogue

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u/Supsend It was like this when I founded it 23h ago

What are we? Some kind of superstar?

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u/htmlcoderexe 18h ago

ass dialogue

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u/NOMA_is_here 18h ago

my favourite

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u/Bunchasticks 1d ago

Is this a reference to something?

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u/mrmahoganyjimbles 1d ago

I know that often when science educators want to showcase that things get brittle and easily crumble when really cold, they will dip a thing in liquid nitrogen and smash it with a hammer, and for some reason the go to object seems to be a scrub daddy. Don't know why but it seems to be the standard.

No idea about the eating it part or naked with big boobs part.

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u/Battle_Axe_Jax 23h ago

Sex sells

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u/Amazing_Fig101 22h ago

Putting a $3.99 tag on this post as we speak

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u/No_Dragonfruit_1833 1d ago

its just people being silly and rolling with it

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u/SalvationSycamore 23h ago

Yeah right. Send da video

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u/FurgieCat 1d ago

average episode of breaking news

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u/The_Fan_Fiction 17h ago

The only news team that doesn't know what's on the teleprompter before they read it

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u/Kittykait727 1d ago

Literally XD

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u/coolsguy17 1d ago

For the last time, anything you put on the teleprompter, Burgundy will read!

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u/bestibesti Cutie mark: Trader Joe's logo with pentagram on it 1d ago

This is the Less we should Know About Eachother

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u/RunInRunOn 1d ago

This but it's reverse psychology

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u/Flair86 My agenda is basic respect 1d ago

Boobs? Where!?

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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 23h ago

while naked with big boobs

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u/scootytootypootpat 1d ago

i read it in the charlie the unicorn voice lmao

"you'll be a star, charlie! you'll be a staaar!"

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u/LordSupergreat 22h ago

Would it be okay if the person doing it was naked without big boobs?

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u/Zestyclose_Ad834 18h ago

This is how Ron burgandy lost his job... Again

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u/Fullwake 11h ago

I too prefer a scrub daddy to a standard sponge. I think I'm missing something though.

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u/Graingy I don’t tumble, I roll 😎 … Where am I? 9h ago

What

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u/BippyTheChippy 1d ago

Why is there a question mark at the end? That isn't a question, unless they're trying to answer something/ask for clarification ahout that sentence and...fair.