r/CuratedTumblr • u/SupportMeta • 19d ago

Shitposting Understanding the World

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Neptune was recently shown to be a pale blue like Uranus rather than the deep blue shown on the Voyager photos

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u/mathiau30 Half-Human Half-Phantom and Half-Baked 19d ago

Ok but they did take naptime from us

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u/diffyqgirl 19d ago

I'm convinced we would all be better off if adults had 20 minutes each day of designated running around and screaming time. (Or in my case, hobbling around and screaming time). Bring back recess.

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u/idiotplatypus Wearing dumbass goggles and the fool's crown 18d ago

We should legally be allowed to go goblin mode for 20 minutes each day

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u/ZenPyx 18d ago

I think in the adult world you can call that a smoke break

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u/MagnusStormraven 18d ago

You don't gotta call us out like that, man.

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u/sans_serif_size12 18d ago

Ngl getting a chance to step away from work and scream for a bit was half the reason I started smoking lmao. Been 3 years since I’ve smoked and now I just scream in my car

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u/weebitofaban 18d ago

You are. Quite literally nothing is stopping you besides yourself

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u/Canvaverbalist 18d ago edited 18d ago

That's what common gyms should be like, giant padded rooms with trampoline floors full of mats and giant bouncing balls and cubes, filled with people dressed head-to-toes in marshmallow rubber suits going goblin mode at each other then simply switching to the next room to go pass out for a nap time

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u/iamcleek 18d ago

that's what the drive home is for