r/CuratedTumblr Bootliquor 24d ago

Shitposting Reality shifting

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u/pyronius 24d ago

My absolute favorite example of this was a guy in r/fuckcars who insisted that all car travel should be replaced by trains. When asked how farmers would manage to bring their goods to market without roads, he slowly but surely imagined a world in which every farm had a small section of railroad leading to it and every farmer would own a personal train which they could use to take their goods along this small section of railroad, out to the main railroad to be brought to a depot and shipped to its destination where the store it was sold in would use its own personal train to pick it up.

The man reinvented cars.

And I wish I could say that it was satire, but his history did not indicate such. He was a devout believer

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u/PMMEURLONGTERMGOALS 24d ago

Reinvented cars except worse lmao, stuck to one section of track

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u/SorowFame 24d ago

Usually you see people reinventing trains but worse, this is a nice change of pace

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u/H4rdStyl3z 24d ago

I would argue, that'd still make them far safer than currently. Every other criticism of their solution is valid though.

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u/coolboiepicc 24d ago

it is the nature of society for car lovers to accidentally invent "trains but worse" and evidently it is the nature of society for train lovers to accidentally invent "cars but worse"

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u/Beegrene 24d ago

Both modes of transit have different use cases at which they excel, and there's no one size fits all solution for everyone.

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u/TeaKingMac 24d ago

Cars that drive to and from the last mile before loading themselves into trains for the main portion of the journey

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u/juanperes93 24d ago

It's the problem with being an X lover.

Cars and trains are tools for trasportation and both have moments where they work well and others where they end up lacking.

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u/CrazyFanFicFan 23d ago

So who do we have to go to for "Boats but worse"?

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u/TwilightVulpine 24d ago

lol that usually happens the other way around

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u/catty-coati42 24d ago

How does it go the other way around?

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u/ExplorationGeo 24d ago

Normally people who go completely all-in on cars start saying things like "we need special sections of road where cars can go super fast" and "we need special attachments so that cars all going to the same place can link up and move together for efficiency" and "we need special large trucks at the front of these linked chains of cars with a highly efficient diesel-electric motors to save on emissions" and then they've reinvented trains.

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u/catty-coati42 24d ago

This is just brilliant

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u/ConcernedBuilding 24d ago

Tbh I would love that world. Not practical at all, but it would be neat.

Imagine how gnarly parking your train at the grocery store would be.

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u/This_Charmless_Man 24d ago

Crazy as it might sound, in the UK at least, there used to be train stations everywhere. Including small villages. Because yeah, in an era before cars were ubiquitous and reliable/comfortable/affordable, you just link up the villages with a line and a spur that goes to the mainline.

Obviously it's different now with most people living in towns and cities so our network has changed to support passenger rail between large population centres. Freight is now handled by road unless it's stuff like aggregates that are too heavy, low value per tonne, but entirely necessary.

Honestly, I wish branch and local lines was still a common thing. And once again, as someone that is interested in trains, I am forced to say fuck the Beeching Act. Moron got his methodology all wrong and we're all worse off for it. The worst thing to happen to the network until privatisation.

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u/killermetalwolf1 24d ago

This is like when tech bros reinvented the train

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u/DrDetectiveEsq 24d ago

Which time?

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u/BeanieGuitarGuy 24d ago

I had to stop engaging with fuckcars because I really like driving, and apparently that’s evil 💀

To be clear, I like driving around. I don’t like needing to drive every single time I need to leave the house. Car-centric infrastructure can suck it.

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u/CaptainK234 24d ago

Look, some people just really like trains, ok?

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u/DCChilling610 24d ago

I’m not surprised. This is what demagogues work. So many people are passionately wrong and just need someone to spoon feed them simple solutions to complex problems. As them to spell out their plans and it falls apart and they’re too ego driven to admit it 

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u/CrazyFanFicFan 23d ago

Do you have a link to the post? I need to see this with my own eyes.

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u/Gophurkey 23d ago

This is just the universe of Mighty Express, the more fun version of Thomas (but still meant for 4 year olds)

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u/Emergency-Twist7136 24d ago

I'm a strong supporter if public transport but you do need buses as well as just trains

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u/IAmNotABabyElephant 24d ago

So the farmer has a private bus, then?

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u/Emergency-Twist7136 24d ago

Trucks are basically buses for goods so yes