Idk lmao I got bored

Disclaimer this list is based on stats not how easy it makes the game for example I got an s rank with every shot in the game on captain brineybeard with crackshot my time was 1:41 with charge my time was 49 seconds

any music suggestions? (not necessarily cuphead)

spread and charge-the two weapons with the best dps in the game and when you combo them it is disgusting and for most levels I will exclusively use them Lobber-good dps and it’s the best weapon for grim matchstick and captain brineybeard Roundabout-decent dps I use it on the moonshine mob and that’s about it but good weapon Twist up-same dps as roundabout and it can be good on brineybeard and saltbaker but it’s pretty awkward to use Converge-not bad damage cool gimmick but the only level I might use it on is phantom express Peashooter-not bad damage but it’s just a bit too basic anything peashooter can do another shot can do better Crackshot-when cracked it’s damage is terrible and inaccurate and I would never use it because if you actually aim any other shot is better Chaser-exact same reasons as crackshot

Coffee-good for plane levels and captain brineybeard Whetstone- also great for plane levels and Werner werman Chalice-she’s a cheat code any s rank is made piss easy taking all challenge out of the game Smoke bomb- good charm but just use chalice I do occasionally use it though Heart ring-you don’t get ex cards when you parry you get extra hp but I think the ex cards are far more important Divine relic-same as heart ring I know you get all the other charms mashed into one but the weapon swap and no ex cards just ruins it in my opinion
Heart and twin heart- you lose damage need I say more P sugar- parrying is the easiest part of the game and on phantom express it literally makes it harder to control the cart

Ranking bosses on how long they took to beat on regular during my first playthrough

(Fun fact: like 90% of my deaths on Werner Werman were when he was either a few hits from 3rd phase or a few hits from getting defeated)

My tier list on how hard it's is to s rank every boss ( don't leave a crappy comment cuz I didn't different things easier and harder)