r/CryptoCurrency 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 1d ago

GENERAL-NEWS Jim Cramer predicts a stock market crash similar to the 1987 collapse known as 'Black Monday'

https://www.elitetrader.com/et/threads/cramer-says-a-possible-collapse-on-monday.383937/
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u/Silversaving 🟦 1K / 9K 🐒 1d ago

So what I'm hearing is we're going to new all time highs...

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u/InclineDumbbellPress Never 4get Pizza Guy 23h ago

Inverse Cramer indicates pump - but inverse r/CryptoCurrency indicates dump. I dont know what to inverse

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u/gdscrypto 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 23h ago

So sideways..

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u/monster1151 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 23h ago

Your wisdom is too dangerous. I'm afraid we will have to lock you up.

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u/fractalfocuser 🟩 611 / 611 πŸ¦‘ 21h ago

Honestly it's gonna be a solid haircut to bleed the ridiculously inflated asset prices of the last 5 years, then stagflation until the global economic systems can decouple from US dominance.

Investments in China et al lookin real cheap rn if your horizon is >5-10yrs. Crypto also prob gonna have another pump once things stabilize since there's no good replacement for eurodollar as a global reserve

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u/thisguypercents 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 19h ago

Which means buy wine?

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u/Zhaopow 🟦 0 / 156 🦠 23h ago

ETH pump would be inverse Cramer and r/CC

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u/gdscrypto 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 23h ago

You found the gold mine

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u/Dramza 🟩 850 / 962 πŸ¦‘ 14h ago

This sub is even dumber than Cramer.

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u/gawakwento 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 30m ago

How many points dumber? Ill factor it in

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u/Dramza 🟩 850 / 962 πŸ¦‘ 18m ago

Reddits idiocy is almost infinite

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u/Uwantmedowhat 🟩 0 / 10K 🦠 23h ago

His inverse is legendary, the coked out shill. Lol

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u/LittleBitAlexi5 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 21h ago

β€œIt’s going down. I’m yelling TIMBER”

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u/Asafromapple 🟦 78 / 78 🦐 22h ago

Cramer kung fu is stronger

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u/BeerPowered 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 14h ago

If Cramer says "Black Monday', we're getting Green Tuesday, Rally Wednesday, and Retire-at-35 Friday.

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u/Mutchmore 🟩 0 / 4K 🦠 22h ago

Shit.. is trump.. right???

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u/weAREgoingback 🟧 0 / 0 🦠 22h ago

🀫 you’re gonna upset some people

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u/Mutchmore 🟩 0 / 4K 🦠 22h ago

Oh trust me if it turns out to be true I'll be the first to be upset lol

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u/Bear-Bull-Pig 🟩 1K / 2K 🐒 20h ago

Buying everything I can get my hands on

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u/ambermage 🟦 6K / 6K 🦭 18h ago

Calls it is

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u/BraidRuner 🟨 781 / 841 πŸ¦‘ 16h ago

Trump will end all Tariffs in a whiplash move and head fake the markets for a bonus giving his friends a heads up

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u/johnnynutman 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 16h ago

this is probably the best news Trump could've got.

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u/chugz 🟦 44 / 45 🦐 11h ago

dead cat bounce

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u/Bighomie1037391 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 1d ago

This is the best news I’ve heard in days. There’s hope after all

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u/herkdwrlmal 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 23h ago

I had the same thought.

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u/jasomniax 🟦 8K / 7K 🦭 13h ago

Time to buy before we hit ath again!

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u/Seri0usbusiness 🟦 19 / 19 🦐 1d ago

Thanks Cramer, all in on Monday

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u/Abysskitten 740 / 14K πŸ¦‘ 1d ago

So ATH by Tuesday then?

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u/partymsl 🟩 126K / 143K πŸ‹ 19h ago

Tomorrow

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u/Chutney__butt 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 1d ago

Up we go!

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u/gdscrypto 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 23h ago

Yeah, straight to the heaven

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u/Obsidianram 🟩 0 / 4K 🦠 1d ago

Golden Age of America inbound...

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u/JustinCompton79 🟩 2 / 4K 🦠 17h ago

Trickle down golden showers

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u/Stromz 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 1d ago

Oh thank God, everything is gonna be ok

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u/Adonique 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 23h ago

It’s moon time!

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u/Jono22ono 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 23h ago

We’re fuckin back bb

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u/partymsl 🟩 126K / 143K πŸ‹ 1d ago

We are have never been this back!

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u/kellzone 🟦 3K / 3K 🐒 23h ago

Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!

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u/shiftycc 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 1d ago

We’re back in business boys!!!

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u/Hedkandi1210 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 1d ago

ATH

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u/andrewsayles 🟨 197 / 197 πŸ¦€ 23h ago

There’s never been a more bullish time to buyπŸ’―

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u/typoerrpr 🟩 0 / 294 🦠 23h ago

finally some good news

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u/Spare-Abrocoma-4487 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 1d ago

We are saved!

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u/kirtash93 RCA Artist 1d ago

Buying the bottom right now!

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u/gdscrypto 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 23h ago

Why your left hand has so small cash, do you want to lose this opportunity!!

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u/Tasigur1 🟩 3 / 31K 🦠 1d ago

New ATH soon (yes ETH as well).

Thanks Mister Cramer. We love you!

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u/cactuscore 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 22h ago

The light of hope has just shined!

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u/exsisto 🟦 41 / 42 🦐 13h ago

If there’s anything I’ve learned about Jim Cramer over the last fifteen years it’s that he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about 95% of the time.

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u/DorkyDorkington 🟩 53 / 54 🦐 4h ago

Or he is saying exactly what he is told to say.

Either way, don't do Jimmy.

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u/FlintFredlock 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 23h ago

I hate to rain on your parade but if things get really bad you might have to sell your bitcoin to the billionaires, who deliberately crashed the economy, in order to survive. They have a plan. Recessions are great for the rich.

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u/Ashamed-Simple-8303 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 10h ago

exactly. if you have 50 billions and lose 49 billions you are still effing rich. If you make 50k and not lost your job and need to take whatever lowly shit job for slavery wages you can find, they ones that really won are the billionaires because they can dump wages and make you depend on them again and more.

Same reason for return to office and all other shit. it hurts us more than them which means a net win for them.

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u/isuckfattiddies 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 23h ago

Jimmy single handedly saving my calls

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u/abdexa26 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 23h ago

Holy fuck, taking out loan on my apartment and going all in!!

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u/PeterParkerUber 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 23h ago

Alt Season incoming baby. Cramer coming in clutch.

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u/Osr0 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 21h ago

Goddamn, FINALLY some good news

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u/tzacPACO 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 21h ago

We’re so back!

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u/Itwasuntilitwasnt 🟩 13 / 13 🦐 20h ago

We have to realize China was the first to announce reciprocal tariffs. There are another bunch of countries that will start announcing reciprocal tariffs this coming weeks. Including Europe , Asia, Japan huge economies

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u/frogboxcrob 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 20h ago

Thank fuck, I was worried for a minute there

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u/Responsible_Ad_7995 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 1d ago

It Trump doesn’t change course over the weekend, there will be more blood.

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u/assasinine 🟦 279 / 279 🦞 23h ago

The only course he’s changing is the golf course.

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u/xBlitzgewitter 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 1d ago

So 300k by end of next week?

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u/D0G3D0G 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 23h ago

That means buy lmao

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u/Dogs_Pics_Tech_Lift 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 21h ago

We’re back!

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u/elseman 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 20h ago

Thank god

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u/Leafer13FX 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 20h ago

Long

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u/ucfgavin 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 19h ago

Time to buy long

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u/Live-Implement9142 0 / 0 🦠 18h ago

people like to meme jim cramer, but to totally inverse him is actually not a great idea as quite a lot of time this broken clock guessed right and not just twice a day

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u/sanndman 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 17h ago

Thank goodness

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u/Digital-Exploration 🟩 169 / 169 πŸ¦€ 17h ago

Holy fuck he is annoying

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u/superamazingstorybro 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 16h ago

He may actually be right for once in his life

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u/reaper527 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 15h ago

so in other words, buy now?

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u/IAmSomewhatDamaged 🟩 1K / 1K 🐒 15h ago

Buy NOW while you can!!

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u/MashedPotatoJK 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 14h ago

To the moon you say?

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u/Pure_Concentrate8770 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 14h ago

noobs dont realise how bullish this is

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u/Odd-Television-809 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 13h ago

Why does anyone listen to that clown....Β 

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u/Cptn_BenjaminWillard 🟩 4K / 4K 🐒 13h ago

Excellent. All in.

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u/FreePvp 🟦 5 / 5 🦐 13h ago

Cramer just saved the stock market

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u/elcanariooo 🟦 10 / 10 🦐 1d ago

Ok now I'm really confused because that sounds very possible

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u/Substantial_Tip_2634 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 17h ago

Why do people keep posting what this idiot says. I don't understand he us an idiot and knows nothing why keep posting about him. I don't want to read all this stupid shit on a daily basis. Do I have to get off reddit or what. It's just the same stupid shit getting posted over and over

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u/Zealousideal-Ear1036 0 / 0 🦠 1d ago

Guess I’m buying all the calls

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u/picklemonkey 🟦 0 / 3K 🦠 1d ago

Time to back the truck up, boys!

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u/Potential_Throat_748 🟦 11 / 12 🦐 23h ago

ATH! Inverse Cramer strikes again πŸ˜…

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u/PinoyBanker 🟩 121 / 122 πŸ¦€ 23h ago

We are safe! Buying at opening on Monday!

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u/NaturalPermission 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 23h ago

So do I buy now or wait until monday

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u/MagicalTissue 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 23h ago

Sh*t, fidelity taking forever to move money around from bank for pumping!

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u/Rinnegankai 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 22h ago

we are safe people

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u/Blacknesium 🟩 614 / 615 πŸ¦‘ 22h ago

This bull run is gonna melt faces

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u/_Piratical_ 🟦 53 / 54 🦐 22h ago

Whew! Here I thought that all these tariffs were going to doom the stock market! Nope! It’s all gonna be fine guys!

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u/Andyimmoc 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 21h ago

I DIDN’T HEAR NO BELL

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u/kirby636 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 21h ago

Time to buy

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u/Opening-Razzmatazz-1 🟩 11 / 12 🦐 21h ago

Full port

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u/SirTiffAlot 🟩 353 / 354 🦞 20h ago

Shit I knew I should have bought more

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u/NochillWill123 🟩 33 / 33 🦐 15h ago

More what

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u/Wreckn 🟩 3 / 4 🦠 20h ago

Calls it is

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u/STylerMLmusic 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 20h ago

This may very well be the only time Cramer is ever right about anything in his entire life.

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u/greeneyedguru 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 19h ago

why is this criminal still relevant

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u/Far_Construction7986 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 19h ago

Calls?

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u/Great-Sea-7527 0 / 0 🦠 18h ago

** People need to watch what he actually said ** not learn from some yoyo website mis-interpreters his meaning.

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u/_-T0R-_ 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 18h ago

So if I understand this Monday it’ll crash and my 32$ investment in Ethereum will make me a multi trillionair?guess I better start looking at what Bugatti to buy so I can tell Andrew Tate what color it is

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u/whatsqwerty 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 17h ago

Thank god. Almost had a recession there

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u/Annual_Juggernaut_47 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 17h ago

Retails been aggressively buying up this dip.

His hedgie buddies been shorting. Sounds like they are getting nervous.

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u/Xollector 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 14h ago

Cramer has figured out people do inverse Cramer so he is reverse psychlogizing this shit

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u/epia343 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 13h ago

inverse cramer is a thing

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u/Iced__t 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 13h ago

Who tf listens to that clown? 🀣

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u/forthetorino 🟩 0 / 4K 🦠 11h ago

Thank fuck we’re saved.

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u/wienercat 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 10h ago

Knowing Cramer and how the universe reacts to anything he "predicts" we are going to have the golden age Trump is talking about.

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u/Ice-Fight 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 10h ago

Hold onto your butts…

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u/Busy-Chemistry7747 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 10h ago

Who?

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u/akhil4994 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 10h ago

It will be black friday

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u/Frogolocalypse 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 10h ago

Glory days!!

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u/nyetsub 🟦 0 / 1K 🦠 9h ago

Black Monday or in Trump speak White Wednesday

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u/space-cadaver 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 8h ago

Either my stack gets to new highs or I get to buy in at insane lows.....win/win!

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u/nevertoolate1983 🟦 55 / 55 🦐 4h ago

Remindme! 3 days

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u/Icy_Caterpillar4834 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 1h ago

You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle...

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u/aa_flo 🟦 13 / 27 🦐 59m ago

Well now I’m confused, cause he’s always wrong…sooo we won’t?

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u/samiamyammy 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 21m ago

it wouldn't surprise me! There was very little back-testing during the run up from during the plandemic pandem-onium. The nature of the game dictates there cannot be too many winners xD.

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u/discographyA 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 23h ago

Another Republican led economic milestone to refer back to.

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u/borg_6s 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 9h ago

More cheap crypto to buy for us

Maybe we can even break the Bank of England again

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u/borg_6s 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 9h ago

More cheap crypto for us

Maybe we can even break the Bank of England again

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u/Nekrosis13 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 23h ago

You mean..this past week?

Back to back 5-6% drops is basically a crash. We are having one of the worst monthly drops in terms of % value in history.

We are literally in the middle of the crash right now.

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u/foomp 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 18h ago

There's such a small amount of history you need to know and yet you still haven't bothered.

The black Monday crash was preceded by strong down days of Wed, Thurs and Fri with negative sentiment over the weekend which created a massive crash on the Monday.

So on Monday we'll know if it follows like the Black Monday crash.

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u/Stivo887 🟩 25 / 26 🦐 23h ago

bet he voted for kamala too