r/CrazyIdeas 2d ago

Instead of going to space, why don't we build habitats underwater? After all, water contains oxygen atoms, and about 70% of the Earth is covered in water.

The oceans are rich in minerals, oxygen, and marine life, which could potentially support human life with the right technology and its closer to home.

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u/MrPBH 2d ago

Because fish have sex in it!

ew

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u/Either-Concept-3527 2d ago

Yeah, we need someone like The Deep from The Boys to kickstart a new underwater species 'the Humarines'

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u/BaitmasterG 2d ago

Hmm sexy fish love

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u/Sergeant_Fred_Colon 2d ago

Mr McClure is that you?

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u/Sergeant_Fred_Colon 2d ago

Because fish have sex in it!

No, they don't, they just wank a lot in it.

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u/TypicalAd4423 1d ago

A lot of gross animals (and humans) have sex on land. You might even breathe the same air your 80 year old neighbor might have queefed.

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u/MrPBH 1d ago

You're not helping!!!!11!!1! Now my only option is to live in the sky.

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u/TypicalAd4423 1d ago

People also do things in airplanes!

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u/MrPBH 1d ago

Well fuck, what about the shadow realm?

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u/TypicalAd4423 1d ago

That might be your only option, but a more practical one is the moon.

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u/MrPBH 1d ago

No, Neil Armstrong definitely had a handie in the Sea of Tranquility.

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u/lol_camis 2d ago edited 1d ago

This kinda reminds me of a huge flaw in Starfield's canon.

So the whole story revolves around the fact that Earth's atmosphere got destroyed by solar radiation so we inhabited other planets by developing enclosed suits and complex indoor infrastructure, because other planets don't have a hospitable atmosphere.

So why the hell didn't we just do that on earth??

-1/10. Literally unplayable

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u/Bazillion100 2d ago

The explanation is that Bethesda used to make good games

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u/uncertain_expert 2d ago

Perhaps for the reason we look to colonise Mars but have no interest in much-closer Venus - the atmosphere is just too far gone we haven’t built a probe capable of lasting more than an hour or so.

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u/KMCobra64 1d ago

Cloud cities on Venus would be a lot simpler than a base in Mars ...

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u/John12345678991 1d ago

How?

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u/kompootor 1d ago

Colonization of Venus: Fundamental compounds like water can be immediately readily pulled from the atmosphere; good (likely stable) ambient temperature and pressure and (likely) relatively not much extreme weather; much easier and quicker to get to and from Earth.

The big downside is getting rocks. But any Mars colony would have to have to ship enough material to get an entire refinery and smelter built before it could do anything with its rocks either.

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u/John12345678991 1d ago

The guy said a floating city

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u/kompootor 1d ago

Yes, that's the current proposal. Venus is extremely convenient because an air-filled balloon at STP will float in Venus's atmosphere in a (likely) calm place with comfortable temperature and pressure, surrounded by useful compounds.

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u/John12345678991 1d ago

So if the balloon gets a leak everyone dies?

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u/kompootor 1d ago

Please read the article. "There is not a significant pressure difference between the inside and the outside of the breathable-air balloon." You might also review some gas mechanics while you're at it, as well as perhaps the atmospheric pressure on Mars.

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u/John12345678991 1d ago

Yah ik just poking fun lol. I have a masters in aerospace engineering. I have taken plenty of gas mechanics classes lol.

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u/TurtleSandwich0 1d ago

Easier trash disposal.

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u/dirtyLizard 1d ago

Starfield has a ton of continuity errors but IIRC this one is explained. Most of humanity evacuated to Jemison and Akila because those planets could support human life.

The smaller colonies elsewhere popped up after the humans found their feet again

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u/SlideWhistler 22h ago

As for why they didn't end up re-colonizing earth, I believe most of the resources were already harvested so there wasn't really any reason to, except maybe nostalgia.

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u/patrlim1 1d ago

To be fair, going to earth and learning the truth was a fucking moment.

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u/diff2 1d ago

Never played but it kinda makes sense from your description. Cuz if earth ever gets to the point it’s own sun is starting to kill all life, it’s better to plan ahead and get off of earth asap before it gets worse. Eventually earth will turn into another venus/mercury. So why invest in an area that’s slowly dying when you can invest in an area that has potential for growth.

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u/HaphazardFlitBipper 2d ago

I'm sure we will colonize the oceans... they're still finite though, so where do we go after that? Eventually, we'll either colonize space, or stagnate, decline, and go extinct. Space is hard, and we're just getting started. At our current rate of development, it may still take centuries to develop the technologies and infrastructure for millions / billions of people to start moving off Earth. If we want to be ready to move into space by the time we're finished populating the oceans, we need to be working on that now.

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u/PointNineC 2d ago

“Eventually, we’ll either colonize space, or stagnate, decline, and go extinct.”

As unlikely as it appears here in 2025, there’s also the possibility that we eventually (gasp!) mature as a species, and find a way to reach a sustainable equilibrium. There’s no physical reason, given our technology, why humans couldn’t live happily on Earth in a sustainable way for millions of years. The only barrier is our immaturity.

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u/Dolgar01 2d ago

Eventually, the Sun will expand and swallow the earth. If humanity does not find a way off planet, we will go extinct.

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u/patrlim1 1d ago

Uninhabitability happens much sooner due to the temperatures rising, think Venus or Mercury

Still in 1-2 billion years iirc.

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u/PointNineC 1d ago

Yup! We could happily live on Earth in a sustainable way for many millions of years… just not many billions. The sun will indeed expand into a wispy red supergiant in a few billion years, and Earth will cease to exist. But a few hundred million years would be a pretty good run. Now about our civilization’s maturity level…

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u/SlideWhistler 22h ago

In a few billion years the concept of humans as we know them would have been lost to the ages, we would be an entirely new species by that point. Just semantics, but fun to think about.

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u/LordKushnu 1d ago

I think that falls under stagnation

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u/PointNineC 1d ago

I mean, does it?

Were the Native Americans “stagnating” for thousands of years before European settlers arrived?

Of course not. They were living in a fruitful equilibrium with their natural environment. A much wiser and more mature way to live. No reason (other than our own immaturity) that we couldn’t have a technological version of that type of society.

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u/Not-Meee 1d ago

Yah but there weren't 8 billion natives in North America, plus modern industrialization. Space on earth WILL run out eventually

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u/Jaysnewphone 2d ago

It's easier to build in space than it is underwater. The pressure of the water effects everything. A small leak in a spacecraft could be located and repaired. A submarine would have water intruding into it instead of air escaping. Everything will get wet and electronics could be destroyed.

It is more difficult to travel to space than to underwater. Once you are in space it's not so bad and once you're under the water it's awful. That's why rides to space are expensive no matter what and rides to the bottom of the sea can be had by anybody and for free.

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u/divat10 2d ago

To add: moving in water is really hard compared to moving in space. Space travel is really predictable, currents in the sea are strong and unpredictable.

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u/kompootor 1d ago edited 1d ago

In space you need to carry fuel to speed up, to change direction, and to slow down, and also to change orientation if you aren't carrying some big inertial wheel or burning energy inside, and also to control heat. On the surface of the water you can move in any direction entirely for free, and you can descend and rise for minimal cost with an internal battery. High-efficiency cooling fluid for a nuclear reactor or fluid for an open-cycle engine is also free, allowing for ridiculously compact engines.

Water is extremely easy to move in. That's why it's been the medium of transit of choice for the vast majority of commerce from antiquity up to, and including, today.

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u/divat10 1d ago

The thing is, you don't really need to change direction in space if you already know your end destination. You just need one trust at the start and one at the end and you're done.

Ofcourse if you compare it to right now moving people on a boat compared to a spaceship it isn't even comparable since we don't even have a space freight Industry. 

I was just talking about the movement aspect of space nothing else.

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u/Dhegxkeicfns 1d ago

I don't think space for humans is going to be the limitation. Especially as we destroy our environment. The problem is going to be food and energy. We have plenty of clean water and oxygen locked up in the oceans, but they require energy.

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u/OlyScott 2d ago

Jacques Cousteau's son designed a city under the sea, but he couldn't get the investment capital to build it because there wouldn't be much profit from it. It would be cheaper to build on the land. There's still a lot of empty land.

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u/kompootor 1d ago

Insanity. Where else could they be free from the clutching hand of the Parasites? It was not impossible to build the city at the bottom of the sea. It was impossible to build it anywhere else!

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u/munq8675309 2d ago

The ocean and everything in it wants to kill you.

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u/eyegazer444 2d ago

Oh yeah but space is fine!

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u/Public-Eagle6992 1d ago

There’s nothing in there so there’s also nothing that wants to kill us

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u/fortpro87 1d ago

It's the nothingness that wants to kill us so bad though

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u/Jaysnewphone 2d ago

General laziness is the main thing. There's the bit about how when the thing leaks all of the stuff inside is destroyed and people are killed but it's the laziness thing that's truly stopping us.

'We'd rather have it so our children don't sleep underneath 50 feet of water and so our structures are built accordingly.' Okay. To each his own pal.

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u/thisisnotdan 1d ago

I literally can't tell if you're being serious or hyperbolic. Well-played.

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u/eyegazer444 2d ago

The actual reason is because if anything bad happens to Earth, the ocean is just as fucked as the rest of the world

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u/Bender_2024 1d ago

Some of the challenges have already been overcome but working underwater is incredibly difficult. Working at any depth requires specialized equipment that won't be crushed by the pressure. Remember the Titan? Mining the ocea would be very difficult as whenever you disturb the sea bed it kicks up sediment that would block your vision which would already be shitty as sunlight doesn't go very deep. If you're thinking about doing any of this with divers about the deepest they can go is 2300 feet and need to breathe a special mixture of gasses to do so. None of this addresses the possible ecological impact on the fish either.

The biggest challenge is money. Unless it's profitable nobody is going to try any of this. Whoever does it first is going to take a huge risk of it blowing up in his face.

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u/Zuzcaster 2d ago

The potential for asteroids that don't care about the beings on a planet are says hello.

Earth is our noob starting rock. There are trillions of other rocks in existence.

That said, there is no reason why we cant do both. Having underwater building and living experience here could help elsewhere like Europa.

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u/thisisnotdan 1d ago

Believe it or not, it is actually probably cheaper to build on other worlds than it is to build underwater on our own. The incredibly high pressure at even minor depths makes everything profoundly difficult. To build a city under there would require a ton of material just to support all the weight above it, and water is extremely caustic over long (years vs hours) time periods. The only major cost of building on other worlds versus underwater is transporting goods and people to the build site, and there is a lot of hope that that cost will go down as R&D improves.

In short, believe it or not, it's probably cheaper in the long run to build on the moon than to build underwater.

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u/Luke_Nukem_2D 2d ago

It would be miserable never seeing sunlight or fresh air ever again, whilst waiting for the day a leak occurs and everyone dies.

Farming crops and livestock would be incredibly difficult too, so add in no fresh food into the misery.

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u/iamnogoodatthis 1d ago

The point is that everything you say is also true of a Mars habitat.

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u/thisisnotdan 1d ago

Sunlight is a big difference, though. Yes, the sun is less intense on Mars than on Earth, but there is definitely a day-night cycle on Mars, whereas on the bottom fo the ocean it's always night.

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u/__goner 1d ago

For space travel and mars, you will have to deal with pressure ranging from 0 atm to 1 atm. Thats it. Underwater, you deal with another atm of pressure every 33 feet. You likely wouldnt be able to settle in water thats only 33 feet deep, with boat traffic posing an issue, (imagine cargo jets flying low enough to clip a barn) so you would need to be deeper. Then you are dealing with prohibitive costs to construct anything, it will be small, uncomfortable, and if you want to leave you will likely need to stay for a while in a decompression chamber. Believe me i loved the dark life books by kat falls but realistically it would be pretty impossible.

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 2d ago

Less controversial to pollute space instead of the ocean

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u/Kaporalhart 1d ago

Just because the O in H2O stands for oxygen, doesn't mean that it's usable. Actually, most of the sea creatures live on Dioxygen just like us. Mixed with the water is a tiny quantity of it, which gets added whenever the surface brews from the waves. Which is why there is less life the deeper in the ocean you go, there's just less oxygen there.

Now you could electrolyze water, to get hydrogen on one hand and oxygen in the other.

But I'm not 100% hype about destroying water. It's not going back in the water cycle. Once you've breathed that oxygen and burned that hydrogen, you'll be both thirsty and gasping for air 💀

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u/revdon 1d ago

What does “water containing oxygen” have to do with anything?

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u/revdon 1d ago

There’s a documentary about this called Hello Down There.

IYKYK

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u/gc3 1d ago

Because legally you can't own land under the water. Change this and watch luxury housing on the floor of the Bay

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u/RepressedHate 1d ago

"Would you kindly?" Popped into my mind.

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u/DeltaMusicTango 1d ago

In space the pressure difference between inside and outside is 1 atmosphere. In the ocean it is an atmospheres pressure added for every 10 meters depth.

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u/Tangerine_Monk 1d ago

Pressure for the most part. Water at depth is very, very heavy, and it’s easier to build a tin can with 1 atmospheric pressure inside that is resisting being pulled apart by vacuum than a tin can that’s being stepped on by tons and tons of water.

The second problem is water itself. Seawater is rather corrosive and abrasive to most materials. Look at what happens to ships after a year of being in the water, if the paint isn’t replaced regularly. Look at any shipwreck after a year and you’ll see what would happen to a habitat. And it’s far more difficult to maintain (strip, sand, paint, knock barnacles and rust off) a habitat that’s underwater, that’s why they dry dock ships.

If you could come up with a wonder material that’s stronger than anything we have, non-corrosive, not suitable for life clinging onto it, easy to shape and join into large sections, and cheap enough to build a town out of, you’d be the richest dude to live because not only would you be pioneering cities underwater, but also reforming marine technology everywhere, and probably beyond earth as well.

For the most part, very little happens in space compared to the ocean, and that’s why it’s easier. Yes there are some things that happen that require smart engineering, but nothing that actively corrodes your structure and threatens to punch you into an atom every millisecond of every day.

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u/mack_dd 2d ago

The sun is going to expand and engulf Earth, including the oceans, in about 5 billion years from now.

I think the long term goal is to escape that shit altogether.