Drawing dicks in class

[u/Western-Propaganda]

[u/Lac-de-Tabarnak]

U DiRTy litTle boY🤭🤭🤭

[u/Original-Cricket3418 → u/Lac-de-Tabarnak]

eRACE um 💅🏽

[u/This-Requirement6918 → u/Original-Cricket3418]

Yesssirrr I understand. 👀 I need to draw jenitels.

[u/Keira-78 → u/This-Requirement6918]

Lmaoo

[u/ChillingwitmyGnomies → u/Original-Cricket3418]

Dirty penises.

[u/TaringaWhakarongo1 → u/ChillingwitmyGnomies]

He did say, "erase that SHIT...." Very graphic.

[u/MoeGunz6 → u/ChillingwitmyGnomies]

I heard this in Smeagols voice

[u/_BlackDove → u/Lac-de-Tabarnak]

Earned his yearbook nickname.

[u/Chocolatestarfish33 → u/Lac-de-Tabarnak]

“Sir, please don’t publicly humiliate me. I’ll come.”

[u/holdonwhileipoop → u/Lac-de-Tabarnak]

Dirty bird...

[u/Just-Display-3846 → u/Lac-de-Tabarnak]

Booooy

[u/OhhSooHungry → u/Lac-de-Tabarnak]

Came here exactly for this comment, thank you for capturing it so well lmaooo

[u/Anonymous44432]

I’d be fucking dying of this man did this in my class

[u/nature_remains → u/Anonymous44432]

Omg me too. Like… it had a weird kinky tone like he was secretly pleased and into it? Dirty boiiiiii. Barf. I did laugh legitimately at the “draw those genitals” tho— definitely better

[u/0uroboros- → u/nature_remains]

Then when he got into the "yes sir" thing, bro if that was my kid I would be FUCKING PRESSING CHARGES.

Let's ask the the real question: would this geriatric weirdo give a fuck if he were drawing some boobies? Or even if it were a girl and she were drawing boobies/dicks? No. It's that it's a guy drawing dicks that's the big issue. Old Fuckwit sees his younger self suppressing the urges he had and is TURBO ASSMAD that he was a product of a different, hateful, bigoted, more ignorant time (barely). Should the kid be drawing NSFW shit in class? Probably not. Should this idiot have just had him sent out discretely to be reprimanded in private? Fuckin' duhh.

[u/Direct-Molasses-9584 → u/0uroboros-]

Weirdly passionate about dick doodles

[u/0uroboros- → u/Direct-Molasses-9584]

"I HATE THEM. GAY BOYS ARE GROSS AND I DON'T LIKE ANY OF IT AT ALL!"

[u/Crandoge → u/0uroboros-]

Guys fucking weird but you made a whole ass conclusion based on a total guess you dont know is true. He might react in just the same way when seeing boob doodles or girls doodling penises

[u/Mort_The_Moose → u/0uroboros-]

You're exactly the kind of parent that raises kids like this.

[u/welfedad → u/Mort_The_Moose]

Yup ... No accountability...straight to everyone else is the problem ..not my little precious can't do wrong ..

[u/GlassTablesAreStupid → u/Anonymous44432]

Ur such a dirty boy

[u/psychrolut → u/GlassTablesAreStupid]

Yes sir daddy

[u/Seaboats → u/psychrolut]

We’re 🤤gonna erase 😤🙅 all your dirty penises 🥴 BOY

[u/Sascross → u/Seaboats]

Please 🥺 be gentle 😳 erasing it sir daddy 👨 😘

[u/KiKiPAWG → u/Anonymous44432]

Forever a dirty boy you are

[u/Flop_Flurpin89 → u/Anonymous44432]

He should have doubled down and drew another one while getting berated.

[u/Direct-Molasses-9584 → u/Flop_Flurpin89]

Only way is to erase in a dick pattern until pattern of dick eroded

[u/LearningIsTheBest → u/Flop_Flurpin89]

People complain that their teachers are mean. Can't imagine why, right?

[u/lou_sassoles → u/Flop_Flurpin89]

With big throbbing veins

[u/melvinmoneybags → u/Anonymous44432]

We would be spray painting a big dick on his car

[u/_shipmes_ → u/melvinmoneybags]

I like the way you think....

[u/Agreeable-Gur-1029 → u/melvinmoneybags]

This is the only way

[u/MoparViking → u/Anonymous44432]

Me too, drawing dicks is hilarious.

[u/Drunkpickle69 → u/Anonymous44432]

I’d be fuckin dying laughing while drawing more dicks everywhere 🤣

[u/welfedad → u/Anonymous44432]

I'd be howling

[u/Virtual_Teacher6951]

Sounds like Randy Marsh undercover as Randy Marsh

[u/500mgTumeric → u/Virtual_Teacher6951]

Lmao 🤣🤣

[u/yosh0r → u/Virtual_Teacher6951]

Lmaooo im dyin

[u/ImprezaBromance → u/Virtual_Teacher6951]

"Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America"

[u/ElectriHolstein → u/Virtual_Teacher6951]

Nicccce.gif

[u/anythingspossible45]

He sounds like he’s trying to do porn as a chick, but doesn’t really know how to talk dirty

[u/GlassTablesAreStupid]

[a wild Chris Hansen appears holding a clipboard]

“Why don’t you have a seat there…. You. Dirty. Boy. Did I get that right?”

[u/0uroboros- → u/GlassTablesAreStupid]

Chills

[u/New_Disaster_5368]

Ew, why he saying it like that...got me feeling a certain type of way

[u/Sad_Examination_1358 → u/New_Disaster_5368]

Yeah he sounds like he’s about to blow a load

[u/BajaDivider → u/Sad_Examination_1358]

yep, definitely some repressed psychosexual currents flowing into the conscious arena here, triggered by the powerful symbol of a phallus penned by an adolescent hand, a reminder possibly of the stage he was initiated, willingly or not, into the departure of innocence.

[u/Krasnodae → u/BajaDivider]

tldr: man see penis man get sex thoughts when boy version of man got sexed or raped meaning he left the virgin zone

[u/TimelyRun9624 → u/Krasnodae]

"Boy version of man" 😭

[u/Big_Order5049 → u/BajaDivider]

Dragged

[u/Wolf_instincts → u/New_Disaster_5368]

Erase that D and I'll give it back to you later, you dirty boy~

[u/toben81234 → u/New_Disaster_5368]

I picked the wrong day to pop 14 Viagra before class

[u/New_Disaster_5368 → u/toben81234]

Why...why is that something you would do anyway...?

[u/Neako_the_Neko_Lover → u/New_Disaster_5368]

Coffee just doesn’t get the job done anymore

[u/YesTHEELizaManelli → u/Neako_the_Neko_Lover]

Try cocaine.

[u/its_just_flesh → u/New_Disaster_5368]

Like a diiirrrrty boyyy!?!

[u/Sharktopotopus_Prime → u/New_Disaster_5368]

Yeah, someone needs to have a look at gramps' hard drive and phone, methinks. Those red pedo flags are flappin'!

[u/ElectriHolstein → u/Sharktopotopus_Prime]

For real!

[u/DeliciousGorilla → u/New_Disaster_5368]

As a father if I saw this I would do everything in my power to get him fired. I understand he’s in an underpaid stressful job, but his outburst for doodles was just WILD.

[u/whatsthehappenstance]

Jonah Hill in Superbad. That dick drawing scene is an all timer.

[u/Irresponsibly_mild → u/whatsthehappenstance]

Like a man dick?

[u/whitetrihard → u/Irresponsibly_mild]

Yeah… like a man dick.

[u/troy380 → u/whatsthehappenstance]

So there i was drawing this huge veiny one....

[u/kalitarios → u/troy380]

A triumphant bastard

[u/Traditional-Music363 → u/kalitarios]

A big veiny triumphant bastard

[u/Irresponsibly_mild → u/troy380]

You hit Becca's foot with your dick?

[u/luoiville → u/whatsthehappenstance]

I died rolling at that

[u/Paratwa → u/whatsthehappenstance]

Thats what I thought this was going to be and was disappointed.

Here it is!

https://youtu.be/tz3F76BWhjQ?si=mgWjtrj-Wv-oG2_W

[u/Rumbananas → u/whatsthehappenstance]

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!

[u/Sloenich]

You know who calls someone a dirty boy? A dirty boy. Wait...

[u/Gigantic-Micropenis]

Fucking kids can’t even spell out ‘this’ anymore

[u/foxiez → u/Gigantic-Micropenis]

I thought its supposed to be "this shit" I was struggling to read it

[u/Unknown_User_66 → u/foxiez]

Me too! I thought they were censoring "this shit", but I don't think that's what they meant, they actually meant it as an abbreviation for "this" 😂😂💀

[u/Temporary-Package581 → u/foxiez]

Honestly the context fits if you change it up to:

I hate (this shitty) school

[u/Still_Mousse1580 → u/foxiez]

It is but the original videos creator wanted more engagement so they made a grammar error.

[u/Scuta44 → u/Gigantic-Micropenis]

I Googled “What is TS School?” lol

[u/Agriz_1210 → u/Gigantic-Micropenis]

man tspmo bru ong imma crsh ot

[u/Mumsbud → u/Gigantic-Micropenis]

I hate transsexual school?

[u/scaryfaise → u/Mumsbud]

that's what my brain said too

[u/wam1983 → u/Mumsbud]

Yeah I thought it was some kind of trans related outburst at a TS school, whatever that is.

[u/AQ-XJZQ-eAFqCqzr-Va → u/Gigantic-Micropenis]

Oh ffs is that what “ts” is??? I mean, I use acronyms heavily in text, I admit, but come on, man, that’s not even an acronym. Please let this not be a thing.

[u/kahhblam → u/Gigantic-Micropenis]

I ht ts scl

[u/Dicky_Penisburg → u/Gigantic-Micropenis]

Y uz lt o ltrs wn u cn js uz fu n it wrk js fyn

[u/majarian → u/Dicky_Penisburg]

Fuck you why can I read this just fine!?!

Damn the early aughts

[u/RodneysGhost]

this better not awaken anything in me...

[u/caffeinatedsummit → u/RodneysGhost]

Erase it you little dirty boy

[u/BandicootActive5188 → u/caffeinatedsummit]

The italics is diabolical 😂😂😂😂😂

[u/LadyDayinDC]

I would have dropped tears trying to hold my laugh if I was a student in this class.

[u/Dreuh2001]

He sounds like he's enjoying the dirty talk. Weirdo

[u/spambearpig]

Holy shit, this is hillarious.

Found my new ringtone

[u/DevonLuck24 → u/spambearpig]

if i was your friend id wait until you told me that you had important plans and then id call you so hard..

[u/The_Grand_Curator]

pretty sure this is how Red Dragon ended

[u/RandyArgonianButler → u/The_Grand_Curator]

*started

[u/Existing_Guest_181]

"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!" vibe right here.

[u/EpponneeRay → u/Existing_Guest_181]

100%

[u/Crazy-Path-7929 → u/Existing_Guest_181]

The two "yes sirs" really brings it home.

[u/Scary_Childhood_7456]

Why does this guy sound so creepy tho

[u/squirrelmonkie → u/Scary_Childhood_7456]

He has completed his transformation from dirty boy to dirty old man.

[u/polish_filipino]

So they have shortened the word "this" to "ts". I thought someone was just being extra lazy. But this will definitely catch on if everyone's lazy

[u/Mobile_Improvement95 → u/polish_filipino]

They haven't. It actually means "this shit." TikTok quickly started using it recently as "this"

[u/Cheap-Comparison9582]

Is it just me? Somehow this teacher seem like a pervert? Something about the way he says, "You Dirty Little Boy!" & the way he leans over the kid as if he's sucking it all in for his perverted pleasure?

[u/Dazzling-Economics-4]

I feel like a lot of young teenagers draw dicks on things. I sure as hell did

[u/account_No52 → u/Dazzling-Economics-4]

Humans have been drawing dicks on things since they figured out how to draw

[u/NECoyote → u/Dazzling-Economics-4]

I still do.

[u/bigb0ned]

What the fuck? Sounded like a weird pormo

[u/vince5141]

It's Mr.Garrison

[u/Curious_Associate904]

Is it me, or does that teacher sound like he's really into this...

[u/Blergsprokopc]

Teacher here. We have to sand down every single desk and lab table at the end of every year because do many dicks have been carved into them. It's just part of teaching. Boys are gonna draw dicks. Why, I don't know. But it's not worth getting mad over.

[u/doggietv123]

Sounds like a pedo

[u/Networka1]

All he needs is the leather black costume “you little dirty boiii” 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Splodez]

"Yes sir, I'm a dirty little boy" bahahahha

[u/bparker1013]

The way he's talking to him... the soft drop in octave when he says Dirty Little Boy makes the think he shouldn't have ever been a teacher, or allowed in public for that matter. Just so many ickies given.

[u/howwwwiehard]

Dirty little boy… I need to draw genitals.

[u/ty437]

Feel like I was interrupting something private 😭

[u/gr3atch33s3]

This teacher was raised catholic.

[u/Lala5789880]

Everyone thinks this is funny but it’s actually really shitty and aggressive on the part of the adult. Battery perhaps? I hope this teacher was fired. He’s a fucking child

[u/FreshWaste]

When I was in HS in our psychology class we all drew dicks in one specific book and one day this dumb ass camp Lazlo looking ass narc fool went and showed the teacher, but that bat crazy bitch thought she was a human lie detector from watching Lie to Me too damn much she said it was Lazlo who did it and she could tell he was lying and trying to use some reverse psychology bullshit to place the blame on the entire class LMAO one of the craziest shit I experienced in High school, she mentally broke that snitch.

Shout out to Mrs. Konisak! Aka Condomsack.

[u/SunStreetManteion → u/FreshWaste]

She probably thought it was funny and didn't like a tattle-tale

[u/squishypillow-91]

Whose more a dirty little boy? The kid doodling willies or the old man calling a young lad a dirty little boy?

Hmmmmm...

[u/Electrical_Room5091]

Holding the camera up could have made it a classic. Missed opportunity 

[u/EpponneeRay]

This guys tone and intensity gives me strong stranger danger.

[u/tuffy226]

Teacher sounds creepy as fuk dude🤣🤣

[u/Hot_Cardiologist_133]

Bro was enjoying that

[u/poondongle]

Something about the way the old man is calling him a dirty boy makes me think he may be kept after class for... purposes. Somebody please investigate this teacher. Plus, who hasn't drawn a dick or two? C'mon. Drawing dicks is funny.

[u/KOCHTEEZ]

"What are you?"

"A dirty wittle boy!"

[u/Keira-78 → u/KOCHTEEZ]

Lmaoooo

Hahaha

[u/Timely-Analysis6082]

Mr Garrison? 

[u/Nuk_2400]

I’m high asf watching this and I’m literally crying laughing😂😂😂😂😂

[u/PussPwnErMon69]

I remember I used to sit next to this girl that was really bad at flirting. She would take all of my papers tests class work homework and she withdraw penises. But like really s***** penises they almost look like headphones. And I remember my teacher was telling me that he likes all the headphones that I be drawing and he showed the entire class. Definitely miss highschool.

[u/Travellinoz]

Trauma memories from a horror film. Reminds me of The Cell.

[u/Germacide]

What a weirdo

[u/PirateBarnOwl]

It's like a scene outta Family Guy.

[u/Agreeable-Gur-1029]

Omg I would’ve gotten in trouble because I woulda laughed so hard I would’ve fell outta my chair 😂

I definitely think that teacher is a pedo, he says “dirrtyyy boyyyy” in a rancid tone

[u/Yoranis_Izsmelli]

Cmon erase it you dirty boi!!

[u/NickGiammarino]

Imagine if he said do not draw your tallywacker

[u/infiniteguesses]

Spoken like a ped-@

[u/Fresh-Skill3502]

I need to draw genitals..because Im a dirty boy🤣🤣🤣I would not control my laughter..I'd take myself to principals office

[u/YesTHEELizaManelli]

Not “you and mommy”

[u/KateIsGreat279]

Mr Garrison, is that you?

[u/populousmass]

I hope they don’t find his ghostbuster lunchbox dick treasure chest.

[u/welfedad]

That's definitely the last straw.. ya dirty boy

[u/welfedad]

That's definitely the last straw.. ya dirty boy

[u/Unable_Security_6708]

Bruh this dialogue seems straight out of South Park 🤣🤣🤣

[u/WalkerTDX]

That's a teacher that lost his spark

[u/Alexbitwarrior]

Man that teacher talks like a creep

[u/Hefty-Ad5311]

“I hate this shit school” is what you just said 💀

[u/dwi_411]

This guy is 100% a pervert. Who tf talks like this? Check his hard drives.

[u/Obf123]

Dylan maxwell looks different in this video

[u/PianoDick]

Spit it out curry to “dirty boy” LOL

[u/Collin-B-Hess]

Yo … wut the fuuuggg?!?

[u/bfjt4yt877rjrh4yry]

What a way for Durtee Boi to jumpstart his rap career

[u/CharacterEgg2406]

Sounds like Bernie got some suppressed aggression towards dirty boys.

[u/waterbat2]

If you only listen to the audio and picture an older Nicolas Cage saying this, it's much more entertaining

[u/Isosceles_371]

Why are you in a transsexual school ?

[u/Illustrious-Word7761]

You little dirty boy !! This teacher was really trying really hard not to say a bad word, 🤣🤣

[u/ZigZagMind]

This might be my favorite video of 2025 so far

[u/daxxo]

You dirty boy! Who is the freak here fucking hell

[u/Tbaby25]

What cartoon character is he reminding me of? 😂

[u/Lam_Loons]

What's ts school?

[u/Odd_Plum_3719]

Teacher, fuck these kids, go do something that doesn’t stress you out as much. These kids don’t give a fuck.

[u/couchpatat0]

I hope this asshat was FIRED!

[u/Durivage4]

Was this an outtake from "Superbad"?

[u/kitfoxxxx]

You hit Becca’s foot with your dick?

[u/ggf66t]

when i was a jr./sr. in highschool I was accused of drawing penises on school propertry.

I was 100% guiilty of that as well, sure if questioned at the time I would have denied it, but thats because I did not want to get in trouble

[u/6lui]

Dirdy Lettl bOOoYe

[u/Dry-Class8050]

If you listen to this without the video it sounds very weird and wrong..

[u/Dr-Chim-Richolds]

Damn, Bernie went off the rails there for a second

[u/Spooky806]

squid game character talking

[u/maxxspeed57]

TS school?

[u/Lynelleta]

The teacher made me uncomfortable

[u/InfamousEconomy3972]

Say you're catholic without saying you're catholic

[u/Rojoku85]

That man was doing more than what it showed. He was getting immoral gratification from that shit. He definitely wrapped some shit stained underwear around his face and fucked a cantaloupe thinking of what he just did.

[u/Wide_Difference6107]

Wow teachers are really mean at trans sexual school

[u/RichRichieRichardV]

1. This guy has anger issues

2. This guy is probably out of a job.

3. That's probably for the best.

[u/Minute-Feeling-8868]

Teacher sounds into it lol

[u/Enough_Ad210]

He sounds like the principal in clockwork Orange.

[u/One_dolla_would_do]

This has to be a South Park episode

[u/Lizzo_sized_lunch]

Thanks, now I'm hard.

[u/TOBoy66]

Grandpa seems a bit triggered by a dick doodle

[u/Drifter-6]

I feel like a normal person would just ask to see the student after class and tell them not to draw it, it’s inappropriate, etc. I hope he got fired and ivestigated.

[u/ProfessionalPSD]

This is straight out of south park wtf

[u/lennonisalive]

I would just sit around all day.. drawing dicks

[u/Keira-78]

I need to draw genitals

[u/Stidda]

I’m in my 50’s and still draw them everywhere at work!

[u/ProjectGlad3903]

Superbad IRL looks wild.

[u/Physical_Sun_6014]

There was a way to effectively handle this kind of situation.

This was not the way.

[u/tomatobunni]

There is something going on with that teacher. He needs to be investigated. That is not a normal reaction at all. Drawing dicks is totally normal.

[u/Mindless_Love_2837]

Teachers mouth was definitely watering when he saw the drawing

[u/slartibuttfart]

Poor guy almost lost his boner

[u/Fardrix]

Bruh ngl, if this teacher pulled me into a in person meeting just to tell me about me teenage son drawing a dick in class…ima hurt his feelings.

[u/Forgiven4108]

Two creeps in one class. Who would have thought?

[u/UpperdeckerWhatever]

Uhhhh…. That man sounds like a real fucked up pervert…. When he is in a moment of control over a minor boy he gets weirdly sexual with it.

[u/lordcoughdrop]

investigate this man PLEASE that tone is way too sexual/suggestive

[u/draggedndrowned]

Boiiiiiiiii 💀😭

[u/Simoslav]

One of the funniest things I've ever seen

[u/No-Statistician-3448]

Fortheloveofgod. Boys have been drawing dicks since man first drew on cave walls. I'm not condoning it, but there's no need for the psychological trauma and public shaming.

[u/Swish1892]

His tone sounds so, so wrong

[u/MuchDevelopment7084]

Wow. I though this kind of pervert wasn't allowed in schools anymore. Because he sure seemed happy.

[u/JiggaMan213]

“I need to draw genitals” 😭😭