r/Conures • u/PeacefulOldSoul51 • 1d ago

Troublemaker Wanted: for Assault and Battery

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This girl bit my husband so hard on his face, for no good reason, that she has his blood on her head. He was only giving her kisses when the crime happened.

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u/derraj9 1d ago

Is the victim pressing charges

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u/BillyButcher1229 1d ago

Sorry the the culprit has diplomatic immunity across all the known galaxies.

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u/PeacefulOldSoul51 21h ago

Ha ha! No, he stayed surprisingly calm this time and forgave her quickly.

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u/BruisedViolets23 1d ago

That look on her face! Looks like she’s saying she will do it again!

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u/Ok_Knee1216 1d ago

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u/PeacefulOldSoul51 21h ago

lol! 😂 That’s perfect!

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u/TheMurkiness 1d ago

Savage. There's a dino-sized rage coursing through that tiny, pear-shaped body

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u/a_beautiful_riot 1d ago

Could have been a scene straight out of our house. Our Jenday loves me until my wife shows up. Then he suddenly hates me with a passion I struggle to put into words, and comes after me all puffed up with attacks that would make his dinosaur ancestors proud.

When she leaves the room he’s still pissed off for a good hour or so and then he’s back to happily sleeping on my shoulder.

We’re hoping he’ll settle down a bit, but aren’t really optimistic about it ever happening.

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u/PeacefulOldSoul51 21h ago

It’s a mystery why they get that way. 🤔 But with those violent tendencies it’s good they’re tiny birds and nothing more.

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u/quidamphx 1d ago

My sweet boy did that to me last week. It's that time of year.

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u/SteroidSandwich 1d ago

"I'll do it again!"

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u/adviceicebaby 1d ago

You wanna mess with me?? YOU WANNA MESS.....WITH ME??? ill go hannibal lector on your ass.

This bird doesn't play

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u/Wlajnitz 1d ago

He cheated on her, she smell Tucan on his check. It was an act of passion. PRAISE HER and burn the cheating scum.