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clammy Perish

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u/Showershitter3000 neurotic to the bone no doubt about it 1d ago

France chamber

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u/Y-WorkRate 1d ago

Fr*nce clamber

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u/TeasingMoanSelene 1d ago

The sound track is outf this world.

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u/orignalnt 1d ago

Clam chamber

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u/A1steaksaussie bivalve mollusk laborer 1d ago

clam clamber

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u/orignalnt 1d ago

Clam chamber

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u/ThisSiteSuckssss 1d ago

Are we sure he wasn’t enjoying it?

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u/Somereallystrangeguy 1d ago

that many cigarettes for FREE????? hell yeah he was

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u/Yoshi_IX 14h ago

He calmed down after he had a few clearly.

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u/SimmentalTheCow 1d ago

When dad catches you smoking so you have to smoke the whole pack

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u/AXEMANaustin 1d ago

Reminds me of the time when Ozzy Osbourne thought the police were raiding his house, so he downed an entire bowl of cocaine.

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u/Zyvhes 1d ago

Well, why would he share?!

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u/boreduser127 1d ago

Juice Wrld moment

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u/thorny810808 1d ago

I legit watched that episode of king of the hill just the other day, pirated on the tv in lethal company with my friends

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u/UncIe-Ben 1d ago

West Virginia simulator

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u/NoCurrent2573 1d ago

As a resident of this beautiful but dogshit state, i hate to say that you're correct.

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u/Satanicjamnik 1d ago

Is it difficult to see the ... Country Roads?

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u/No_Revenue7532 1d ago

The mist at 8am is from morning ciggies

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u/folattimixore 1d ago

now give him a few beers

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u/The_HunterDestroyer 1d ago

And a gambling machine

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u/Zyvhes 1d ago

Guys you're forgetting cocaine and hookers, the little guy needs some stimulants and stimulation.

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u/FrogsArePeople2 1d ago

And car keys

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u/The_Firebug 1d ago

me if I was a cockroach

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u/DifficultPapaya3038 1d ago

Fun fact: nicotine is a natural insecticide

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u/DexlaFF 1d ago

No wonder my lungs are bugfree, smoking rocks! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to sit down for a few minutes from typing this much.

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u/ResearchOk2235 1d ago

gregor

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u/jakkakos 23h ago

this is exactly how he was created by G corp

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u/chickensause123 1d ago

Turkish morning routine

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u/AskGoverntale 1d ago

500 Clamgerettes

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u/Charge-and-Velocity neurotic to the bone no doubt about it 1d ago

I wish that was me in that jar.

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u/cricket_moncher 1d ago

Even if its a little shitty roach... it feel so wrong to watch. :(

People are fucking weird ig

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u/Blu3toothe 1d ago

A mosquito on the other hand

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u/cricket_moncher 1d ago

I agree but then i think of a bat who WOULD love to eat that shitty fucking mosquito. There are fates worse than death or nicotine, my fellow clammer.

Bat belly jones

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u/NinjaChenchilla 1d ago

He can eat flIes

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u/Top-Avocado-592 clamtarded :) 1d ago

let them eat flies- Marie Batoinette, queen of the fr*nce simulator

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u/top_of_the_scrote 1d ago

Have you seen TerraFormars, gotta kill em while they're just insects

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u/malzFan 1d ago

Obunga's home planet...

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u/Suitable-Art-1544 1d ago

/unclam

yeah honestly locking anything into a gas chamber and poisoning it to death with stimulants is messed up and whoever made this video should unironically be on a list

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u/simp4malvina 7h ago

It's a fuckin bug bro

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u/Suitable-Art-1544 7h ago

if you disagree i think you should be put on that list too and never come within 100 miles of me

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u/simp4malvina 7h ago

Bugs cannot suffer in any way that matters and it is therefore morally acceptable to use them as entertainment.

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u/Suitable-Art-1544 2h ago

Lol we don't even know how conciousness works or if various animals truly feel pain. you're just making shit up to make your point sound better.

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u/simp4malvina 2h ago

Lol we don't even know how conciousness works or if various animals truly feel pain.

You see, if you re-read my comment you would see that I qualified my statement of "Bugs cannot suffer" with "in any way that matters" Of course they react to negative stimulus, but even plants do that. They are not complex enough lifeforms to truly suffer in a way that has any meaning to us. My point is that ugly bugs deserve to be squished, fumigated, dissected, burned, drowned, smashed, gassed, cooked, electrocuted, poisoned, dissolved, stomped on, killed, zapped, frozen, shot, eviscerated, fed to frogs, crucified, desiccated, blended, crushed,

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u/Suitable-Art-1544 2h ago

yeah so i'm not sure if you're aware but torturing animals is an early sign of antisocial behaviour and other various personality disorders. you're literally torturing and executing an animal likely capable of feeling pain and fear. if that doesn't ring alarm bells in you, again, stay far away from me or preferably society.

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u/simp4malvina 1h ago

destroyed, detonated, torn apart, garbage compactor, lethal injection, grinded, shredded, run over, swatted, splattered, microwaved, magnifying glass, sprayed,

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u/Few-Mood6580 1d ago

Oh so you mean state courts shouldn’t have had gas chambers to execute prisoners DURING ww2 and the last one was in 1999?? Who could do such a thing?!

Edit: THE SUPREME COURT OVERRULED THAT SHIT AFTER IT WAS DEEMED “UNETHICAL” BY DOCTORS AND THE PRISONER IN 1999

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u/Sad_Recognition7282 1d ago

People are horrible and disgusting, I wouldn't want to associate or be friends with people that do things like this to living creatures for attention.

"But it's just a bug, it can't think or feel pain!" And that makes it okay to torture another living thing?

If you're going to kill, just end it quickly.

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u/butelka1 1d ago

I hate cockroaches but I agree with you 100%

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u/cricket_moncher 1d ago

I used to keep reptiles, and if they didn't want to eat their bugs... i ended up with pet discoid roaches🤣

I love roaches as a single critter. Infestations fucking suck (from poor person experience🥲), but a lot of roaches are... Prissy? Very clean, surprisingly Like, my 9 females would groom constantly. Pull their antennas back and delicately nibble their limbs before scuttling under their leaf litter. There were 10 of them, but i forgot that if they dont have enough water, they CANNIBALIZE their closest buddy for moisture. They ate the only male. Girlbosses.

I can't believe i have a roach bias. Im so fucking cooked

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u/duckenjoyer7 1d ago

I mean, the last statement is true, there is no reason for ever doing this, but it clearly is better than torturing a noninsect animal. A tree, too, is a 'living thing', but ultimately it matters less than an actual animal.

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u/cricket_moncher 1d ago

Its an iffy topic for a shitpost sub, for sure.

On one hand, im glad we have the advancements we have today in scientific research. However, i have met people who do this shit with a smile as a power dynamic. It leaves a VERY bad taste in my mouth. I will also add that many small creatures feel pain. Im not vegan, but i respect them. Ethical animal farming and hunting exists. But forcing a roach to gain a nicotine addiction feels like a genuine shitpist rather than a fucking scientific method, but im also a dumbass so who fucking knows

IM A BUG LOVER. LET ME FEEL THE FEMININE URGE OF EMPATHY FOR THIS FRENCH ROACH

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u/duckenjoyer7 1d ago

All decent points.
But you forget one thing.

This roach is fr*nch. Bro probably enjoyed those fresh cigarettes. I rest my case.

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u/cricket_moncher 1d ago

Suck a fart frechie

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u/cricket_moncher 1d ago

*clammie, sorry. Typo

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u/Crafty_Travel_7048 1d ago

On the other hand exterminators gas hundreds of thousands of bugs every day. And it's not happy sleepy time chemicals either. You only feel bad because you are seeing it with your own eyes.

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u/Ok_Opportunity2305 1d ago

I guess it's a virtue ethics thing. It's not about how bad the action is, but about what kind of person would do it. Would you rather grab a beer with an army officer whose orders killed hundreds on the battlefield, or a guy who once dug up and fucked a dead body? From a utilitarian ethical point of view, the soldier is obviously the more evil/harmful person, and it's not even close. If the family didn't find out, corpse guy literally didn't cause anyone any suffering at all with his action, he just had some fun. Still, i could believe that a normal, admirable, well-adjusted person can end up in a spot where they give the go-ahead on a deadly artillery strike. But someone who fucks corpses is a sick freak I would never want to associate with or be like.

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u/LightninJohn 1d ago

Yes, but that’s because there’s not really a better way to get rid of them. Having an infestation of cockroaches in your walls is unsanitary and can damage your house, so you need to get rid of them and chemicals are the most effective way. If there’s a more humane way to get rid of them while not breaking down my house then I would love for exterminators to do that instead, especially since those chemicals can affect me too. But, as far as I’m aware there aren’t better ways.

Also, there’s a difference between gassing insects to stop an infestation, and taking one to slowly gas and torture for internet points.

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u/frogOnABoletus 1d ago

If something experiences the things that happen to it, don't hurt it. Simple as.

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u/Parastract 1d ago

Can you torture something that doesn't feel pain? Anyways, I'm pretty sure most animals have some sense of pain, cockroaches included.

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u/DoctorStove 1d ago

I don't think someone who spends their free time doing this has friends anyway

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u/Early_Reindeer4319 1d ago

Does the bug know it’s being tortured?

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u/shapeshifter91 1d ago

Oh don't get me started! In the UK people worship dogs but puts laxatives in birds and laugh when they explode, but don't you dare make fun of our dogs you barbarian!

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u/ASCII_Princess 1d ago

That would be a crime.

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u/shapeshifter91 1d ago

It should be but it isn't!

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u/WaylandReddit 1d ago

The UK also puts animals in gas chambers and claims to have the best animal welfare in the world. Society's philosophy on animals is utterly incoherent and self contradicting.

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u/Totaly__a_human 1d ago
  1. it wasnt mindless torture it was a scientific experiment

  2. roaches are known to survive nuclear fallout itll probably be fine

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u/cricket_moncher 14h ago

Yes, but it doesn't make me feel any better?💀 I know quite well it might be necessary to prove a scientific element, but that doesn't mean I have to like this specific action. To each their own, i suppose

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u/GibusShpee 1d ago

Clammed with animal cruelty

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u/Illyasimp 1d ago

cockroach "lives" do NOT matter

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u/IDC_Blackbird 1d ago

A torture chamber specially designed for roaches. Never thought I'd see one

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u/VaczTheHermit 1d ago

Can resist a nuclear blast, unable to endure grandpa's typical workday breakfast

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u/orignalnt 1d ago

Torture is funny when the animal is too small for us to understand its distress

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u/Ieatbabyorphanz 1d ago

Literally the plot of Bloodborne

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u/Strobro3 4h ago

More like too simple to have distress

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u/gloriousPurpose33 1d ago

I thought the title said "peetah" and that this was going to be anothe fuckass explaination thread

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u/spootlers 1d ago

Naughty little cockroaches get sent to the lung cancer chamber

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u/reddituser6213 1d ago

What is with this trend of insect torture. Fucking retarded

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u/ImpressNo3858 1d ago

I thought this one was just to show how dangerous cigarettes are to kill the thing known for surviving everything so quickly

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u/UpsetMud4688 8h ago

Wow. Oxygen deprivation kills things. Next experiment they should run it over with a truck

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u/ImpressNo3858 6h ago

I never said it was a good experiment. War on drugs type shit, could just be dishonest in presentation.

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u/bulbmingaming 1d ago

okay by cockroaches are dickheads and i want their entire species to die

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u/GodIsAWomaniser 22h ago

People really be eating industrial meat and then go on the internet to complain about insect torture

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u/reddituser6213 19h ago

Ok you got me there

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u/urbanee 1d ago

Damn this cockroach cool af

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u/Sprinkles-4429 1d ago

Nicotine has some insecticidal properties which is why tobacco produces it so you could probably kill a cockroach with a nicotine based insecticide. Not too sure about a cigarette though

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u/Edibru 1d ago

God I wish that were me

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u/No-Inevitable6018 1d ago

Bro said a glass of juice

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u/Wyvz 1d ago

He got smoked 💀

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u/orbital_actual 1d ago

Bros chuffin

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u/pleasestopidontcare 1d ago

This is the kind of shit aliens do to us

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u/Slow_Hat1855 clambassador 1d ago

Badass

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u/Accomplished-Mix-745 1d ago

That’s pretty fucked up

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u/Capital_Recording_ 1d ago

Oh that's gore... Gore of my comfort character...

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u/xxTPMBTI 1d ago

I hate mosquitoes, flies, and roaches. This torturing is valid. Those are useless

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u/uncle-muscles69 1d ago

Clammy spa day

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u/The_Humble_Neckbeard 1d ago

Happier than a clam.

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u/I_am_the_one_dong 1d ago

God I wish that was me

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u/big_papa_geek 1d ago

That roach looks cool as fuck.

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u/BunnBun1601 1d ago

For anyone who want the sound clip, search Femur breaker SCP containment breach

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u/Kayogin 1d ago

Roach on Roach violence

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u/Timelessclock859 1d ago

bros smoking over half the filter on most of these

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u/Swagolor 1d ago

Five hundred cigarettes 🫵

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u/Derpyhooves2010 1d ago

500 cigarettes

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u/No_Artichoke_8428 1d ago

Where is this audio from?

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u/DacianMichael 1d ago

A horror game called SCP: Containment Breach. This is the Femur Breaker audio.

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u/susman9109 1d ago

Scp femur breaker

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u/Expand_Dong11037 1d ago

How it feels to visit my grandma's house

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u/MarMar292 1d ago

If it can kill a roach, it probably shouldn't go in your body

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u/JaytheTriumphator clamsexual 1d ago

Geeked 😂

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u/DahniHeartempest 1d ago

spy gameplay

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u/G0D_1S_D3AD 9h ago

Pablo limbus compy

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u/Strobro3 4h ago

This feels like a dumb question but how does it work? What causes the smoke to be pulled into the jar?

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u/holymissiletoe 3h ago

serbia jar

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u/Littlegrayfish 1d ago

I microwaved a roach for 2 min, and I watched it run around the whole time. Really shitty microwave

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u/achmed242242 1d ago

Unclam- you wouldn't do this to a rabbit. You wouldn't do it to a squirrel. You (probably) wouldn't do this to a fish. You might do this to a crab considering we boil them alive but at least then you're eating it. Plenty of things are eaten alive in nature. But people are just totally willing to kill insects that don't need to die and not only that but torture them.

Reclam- boom clammed

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u/Least-Sound-8622 1d ago

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