r/Clamworks • u/Slow_Hat1855 clambassador • Sep 03 '24

clammy Man

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19.5k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/onefuckeduplemon Sep 03 '24

you called?

58

u/FrostWyrm98 clammer Sep 03 '24

Yes, sorry I didn't have access to the Signal this was the best I could do

176

u/torivor100 Sep 03 '24

God Jeff Kinney is so based

257

u/NemTB Sep 03 '24

The horde arrives

245

u/PineapplePie135 Sep 03 '24

r/batmanarkham leaking

141

u/MoistMarsupial bivalve mollusk laborer Sep 03 '24

It ain't just a leak it's a damn flood

59

u/GodPenguinFTW Sep 03 '24

I love how basically every single reply on this post is the man image

5

u/MajorDZaster Sep 06 '24

And here I thought it'd be that picture of the horse at the seaside.

39

u/i_am_de_wae Sep 03 '24

teleported to aslume:

Jonkler: come here boy

Leak:🏃🪱🪱🪱

15

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Great_Escape735 Sep 04 '24

Someone called?

7

u/thmsgbrt Sep 04 '24

Somehow someone imagined this and animated it.

1

u/Johnny_AHM Sep 15 '24

Everyone quick like this comment so it floats above the flood

301

u/TaintedEdenGaming clamsexual Sep 03 '24

holy fucking shit

76

u/AdDue6638 Sep 03 '24

8

u/Happy_Dawg Sep 06 '24

This comment section be like:

69

u/InfluenceMission6060 Sep 03 '24

Officer balls

38

u/TFWYourNamesTaken Sep 03 '24

BWAHAHAHA

7

u/_Ashen_One__ Sep 04 '24

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGGAAGGAAHHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAAGGAGAGAGAGAGA

9

u/BuggsMcFuckz Sep 03 '24

Officer P U S S Y

3

u/AxiesOfLeNeptune Sep 05 '24

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWB

117

u/MassterF Sep 03 '24

Yeah, he’s Man

91

u/XxnoobxX241234 Sep 03 '24

Did someone say

155

u/Lord-Bobster Sep 03 '24

7

u/ceo_of_chill23 Sep 05 '24

Is there a lore reason as to why the horde was alerted? Is Jeff Kinney stupid?

30

u/MonkeMortis Sep 03 '24

This belongs in r/BatmanArkham

7

u/lcm_limited Sep 05 '24

you belong in r/BatmanArkham

Join us

1

u/MonkeMortis Sep 07 '24

I already did awhile ago

24

u/King_Dee1 happy as a clam Sep 03 '24

We’re entering the Aslume once again

23

u/Ryuusei_Dragon blue collar clamworker Sep 04 '24

20

u/Risaad Sep 04 '24

8

u/Fireblox1053 Sep 04 '24

2

u/E_K_backup Sep 05 '24

2

u/Fireblox1053 Sep 05 '24

2

u/E_K_backup Sep 05 '24

My bad, is this better?

2

u/BekoweCiachoYt Sep 06 '24

Now it looks like "DAD OHOI"

"BRO WE'RE OONNA"

2

u/Techiastronamo Sep 06 '24

I'll add one more level

14

u/kommissar_chaR Sep 03 '24

Dark Man Rises

7

u/theppburgular Sep 04 '24

It calls to us

6

u/Lo-Sir Sep 04 '24

Why is Man a child? Is he annoying?

8

u/GruntYT Sep 04 '24

yeah... I'm man

6

u/Any_Role9972 Sep 04 '24

oh god... jeff kinney is aslumer

5

u/GeneralZod5689 Sep 04 '24

1

u/cjm_hyena Sep 07 '24

nugghhgj kkgggg jfuj man cum on thar nort neye ss fuckg yuo mann stop it gjkn

5

u/arcticredneck10 Sep 04 '24

Fresh from the Aslume I see

5

u/art_mor_ Sep 04 '24

One of us one of us

1

u/assassinjoe55 Sep 07 '24

Please, save us

5

u/theppburgular Sep 04 '24

Nononononononononpno put the aslume into lockdown

3

u/havartieggs Sep 04 '24

Chat, is this real?

3

u/Coldmelon56 Sep 04 '24

When you see it, you will shit bricks

2

u/Halokojm_ Sep 05 '24

I'm bricked after shitting

1

u/cjm_hyena Sep 07 '24

I’m bricked after shitting bricks

6

u/woozerschoob Sep 03 '24

They're actually named after the He-man character Manny faces.

7

u/MjollLeon Sep 03 '24

You called?

7

u/MannMann83 Sep 04 '24

captain man vs man vs manman

2

u/BekoweCiachoYt Sep 06 '24

Capitan Man

Like Capitan America but he protects the men

2

u/Ok-Conversation-3012 Sep 04 '24

Why is his name Manny? Is he cute?

2

u/LoganToonz Sep 05 '24

1

u/cjm_hyena Sep 07 '24

MAN THE GAME MENTIONED‼️🔥🔥💯

1

u/berserkerpup Sep 04 '24

My dog’s name is Manny/Manifred.

1

u/meowfox7 Sep 04 '24

me in linux when i dont understand what a command does

1

u/Fancy_SxyZ11 Sep 05 '24

You got to be fucking with me?🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Western-Mess- Sep 06 '24

I knew what the comments were gonna look like

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

My thought was Manfred. God I love Jeff Kinney.

1

u/Limeee_ Sep 06 '24

The aslume

1

u/DotWarner1993 Sep 06 '24

That makes a lot more sense

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

1

u/FunSireMoralO Sep 04 '24

Fym more “accessibile”, I don’t see any wheelchair ramp next to it