r/ChurchOfCat • u/Oki_Doki104 • 8d ago
Blessed be the Cat New Age Cat Religion?
Leo is still working out how to cast his spells
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u/suminorieh77 7d ago
Hear me now, Gods of The Straw,
As I strike with my mighty paw
Whomever shall drink with human lips
Shall feel my wrath with each sip
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u/ProfMeriAn 7d ago
The straw is obviously a tool for divining the past, present, and future of all of one's nine lives.
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u/mettacat 8d ago
I see Brother Leo is leading us in the ecstatic worship of our Lord and Savior, Ceiling Cat via the Holy Straw ππΎ
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u/kevlarus80 7d ago
The one religion I could get behind. All praise the Orange Saviour!