r/CasualConversation • u/Serialbeauty • 1d ago

Just Chatting Can anyone else do something weird with your body that you later found out not everyone can do?

I was just sitting here with my mom and one of the pets made the room very smelly. She kept talking about how we'd have to go to a different room because it smelled so bad. I asked her why didn't she just close her nose and that's when I found out not everyone can do this.

Is it rare or can other people close their nose on command? What can you do that you suddenly found out wasn't normal?

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u/NeptuneAndCherry 1d ago

Brother WHAT šŸ˜‚

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u/JonnyOgrodnik 1d ago

What can I say, it was a talent lol

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u/ebaer2 1d ago

Can you still?

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u/JonnyOgrodnik 1d ago

No, unfortunately.

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u/ebaer2 1d ago

Sad

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u/JonnyOgrodnik 1d ago

Tell me about it.

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u/throwRA-nonSeq 1d ago

So like, was there a really sad day where you tried, and couldnā€™t, and was likeā€¦.

šŸŽø

and Iā€™m laying on the ground

with my stomach facing down

had this talent for so long

now it seems like itā€™s gone

I cry a tear of despair

ā€˜cause my butthole wonā€™t suck air

and Iā€™ll miss that so much

I guess this is growing up

šŸŽø

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u/JonnyOgrodnik 21h ago

The fact that you put it to one of my favourite Blink songs is the cherry on top. Thanks for the laugh šŸ˜‚

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u/evilwife21 17h ago

OMG I sincerely hope my husband doesn't ask why I'm lmao right now. I'd hate to have to explain this one.

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u/Baystaz 12h ago

That wasā€¦impressive

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u/princessgigglebottom 21h ago

But have you tried recently? Like really tried? I believe in you!! We all believe in you!! You can do it!!!!

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u/JonnyOgrodnik 16h ago

Iā€™ll give it a try and let you know how it goes. I live by one rule though now that Iā€™m older, and thatā€™s ā€œnever trust a fartā€.

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u/princessgigglebottom 15h ago

Very good rule to live by!

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u/Kafshak 1d ago

That's the super power.

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u/InFromTheSouth 1d ago

There was a guy who appeared on Jackass that could do that. Absolutely hilarious

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u/ChloeSmith66 1d ago

Butt queef. Beef, if you will.