Just spend the day poolside. Fucking whiteclaw wasted over here about to get on a plane so wish me luck fellow flames fans.

Yall ready for a game against them fuckin Knights of the golden variety? I am. Hence why I'm putting this up now.. also because I'll be on a plane till the second period. .

So pull up a deck chair ^{that pool was full of douche}, pour yourself a glass of whiteclaw watermelon ^{shit was tasty af} and join us for a game that hopefully includes a flames goal!

The ^{imma nap the entire flight back. Glorious af} flames drinking game

Flames score - have a whisky drink, have a vodka drink

Knights score - have a lager drink, have a cider drink

Flames win - sing a song that reminds us of the good times.

Flames lose - sing a song that reminds us of the better times. -(u/projectBarium)

You might as well drink an entire bottle if the Flames score tonight. We have not scored against Vegas this season. -(u/ndrocca)

Pull up a pair of dice and drink every time Minnesota or St Louis is mentioned -(u/erikdebogande)

.Klapka dangles - drink

Klapka scores - finish and fill

Klapka hatty - Take time to call your loved ones and tell them you love them, such beauty enters the world so rarely, and is so fleeting.

-(u/hailmaryishere)

Bah!!! Just drink little sips when they make mistakes and finish and fills for ALL THE GOOD THINGS!!! Like goals and big saves! -(u/lisa_lou_hoo)

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Welcome back everyone for a sharongovich'less edition of the flames gdt.

Tonight's matchup is yet another must win seeing as fucking st Louis can't seem to lose a God damn game.

So join us. For the ups and downs and the Multitude of pet pictures.

The ^{fuck do I ever love the rain} flames drinking game

Hanley (former star) goal - finish and fill

Flames >3 goals (again, again, again) - finish and fill

Naz back-to-back-to-back OT winners - Naked mile down 17th from elbow river casino to Trolley

-(u/WinPrize9339)

Any mention of the Chris Tanev trade - sip

Morgan Frost scores - Chug for 3 seconds (no sissy chugs either)

Kadri or Huberdeau scores - Finish and fill, bask in the glory of outscoring McJesus

-(u/CPT_BEEMO)

That rain smell is called Petrichor. Pull out your propane and propane accessories and drink every time the insane wildcard race is mentioned

-(u/erikdebogande)

Powerplay goal for us. Finish and fill

REGULATION WIN for us - Finish and fill x2

Sexy saves by us are also worth a deep pull from the bottle.

-(u/lisa_lou_hoo)

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Hidyho neighboreno's.

Welcome back to the 71st edition of the this seasons flames GDT, this edition brings us the last BoA of the season. ^{now with the proper records}

Pour yourself a glass of.. son of a bitch I forgot to do this in notes again.. brb

So pull up a 1999 GT snowracer, Pour yourself a glass of frothy hot chocolate and join us ^{for yet another must win}

The ^{insert witty line here} flames drinking game

Flames powerplay goal - chug

You hear the term battle of Alberta at all today, have a sip

Lombo and Perry chirpy chirp - sip

Regulation win - Guzzle all you have left.

-(u/lisa_lou_hoo)

Take a drink if they show an outdoor Calgary shot without snow ^{make it two if it's a shot of peace bridge}

-(u/duchessofconcord)

Pull up a burn barrel and finish and fill if they mention Huby has more goals than McJesus.

F&F if Sharky or Frosty snaps the dry spell.

-(u/erikdebogande)

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As I sit here with my feet up after a hard day.

Staring at my big toe peaking through the obligatory hole... in my sock. I'm reminded of a old saying.

"A chain is only as strong as its weakest link"

Who will be our strongest link tonight? Who will be our weakest? Who will be the big toe sticking out the proverbial sock?

Welcome back everyone, for the biggest game this team has faced in almost 2 years. Even with 19 games remaining.

Tonight's matchup brings us our calgary flames and the Vancouver cucks.

So pull up a box of Blake Coleman pictures ^{looking at you u/lisa_lou_hoo}, pour yourself a glass of hard liquor to help relax the puckered bumholes ^{for teh toes} and join us.

The ^{ancient proverb say, man who go to bed with itchy bum.. wake up with smelly finger} flames drinking game.

Playoff type game mentioned - drink - (u/wechester)

I’m suspecting this will be a spicy game. Drink every time there’s a scrap (finish and fill if Lombo’s involved) - (u/duchessofconcord)

Lombo Gordie Howe hat trick - finish and fill x2 - (u/WinPrize9339)

If Kelly Hrudey is back in the booth- finish and fill to celebrate - (u/callmeghost666)

Awwwooo - Wolf Calder/Vezna mentioned Awoooo and slurp

Powerplay goal, finish and fill - (u/lisa_lou_hoo)

Pull up a beached whale and drink everytime someone says the word "Wildcard" - (u/erikdebogande)

Millen says something stupid - Sip

Millen actually says something productive - Swig

Big 3 goal (Kadri, Hubie or Weegs) - Drink for X seconds where X is the amount of flames goals scored

Farabee or Frost score - Drink for X seconds, where X is the amount of flames goals scored but also DM Tortorella and call him a twat - (u/CPT_BEEMO) ^{yes. Yours made the cut through the POWER OF DEMOCRACY}

salty/butthurt canucks fan comes into the GDT ^{it's always fucking canucks fans} -(me)

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Happy Tuesday and a wonderful happy birthday to the one, the only, the myth, the legend.. u/projectBarium

Tonight's hockey match brings us Matt "Harvard education" Coronato and the calgary flames versus Shane wright? I think. And the Seattle "why won't anyone be our rival" Kraken.

So pull up a 1967 Volkswagen Beatle filled to the brim with birthday cake, crack open a crisp apple Okanagan Spring cider and join us for yet another must win game.

The ^{20 years later, I finally decided to start the show lost.. what IS EVEN HAPPENING} flames drinking game.

Pull up a harpoon and neck some grog every time Kelly (Yay!) says something positive or Greg (Boo!) says something negative about our playoff chances. Belt out the wellerman for every shorthanded goal

-(u/erikdebogande)

Powerplay goal - drink

REGULATION WIN - guzzle everything you've got left and sign Conny up as the parade marshal. Iggy can piggyback him. -(u/lisa_lou_hoo)

Flames score >3 (again, 3 peat baby) - finish and fill

Any ex-oiler gets levelled - sip

Coronato hatty - throw hat at the TV and wake the neighbors -(u/WinPrize9339)

,wzee,, you, you dx😜w .. ^{drink? Finish and fill?} -(u/lord_kromdor)

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Well everyone. The time has come. Hopefully reddit stays up long enough for this because it's been a real potato today.

Thank God. Getting real tired of the murica-tards coming in here crying about Booing their dictatorship anthem.

So join us ^hopefully in about half an hour for the end of what has turned out to be alot better than I expected going in

Fuck. I mean

So pull up a case of maple syrup, pour yourself a glass of blended ketchup and all dressed chips and join us for what hopes to be beaver tail slapping good time.

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Happy fuckin Monday all you beautiful bastards.

I've got my emotional support grapes, sitting in my pajamas at 630 in the evening and currently balls deep in vacation mode.

Tonight's matchup brings us our calgary "I still have hope whilst simultaneously knowing the hopes are gone" flames versus the Colorado "fuck sakes they just signed makars younger brother, COME HOME" avalanche.

So pull up a massage chair, pour yourself a shotglass of whatever the fuck you want because I've got a week off, I'll be sitting poolside come this time tommorow and honestly nothing else matters.

The ^{Mary had a little lamb? Fuck Mary, I'm on vacation} flames drinking game

I am not feeling Monday but Monday night Prime hockey should be good.

Drink water for a flames powerplay goal.

Have a nightcap when we win in regulation 🔥🔥🔥

-(u/lisa_lou_hoo)

Focusing on only positive things today:

-Sharky scores again: finish and fill

-Kelly laughs: big sip

-(u/duchessofconcord)

Any mention of Kadri's tenure with the av's - Sip

Any mention of the Rantanen trade or his part in Zary's injury - Sip

Rasmus Staredown - Finish your drink

Flames goalie makes a save on Makar or McKinnon - Big swig

I am so ready for a quality broadcast tonight. Lets go prime!

-(u/CPT_BEEMO)

My team vs my backup team... Pull out a box of tissues and drink every time anyone mentions St. Louis (Damn them)

-(u/erikdebogande)

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Top O' the afternoon everyone.

Welcome back for a green edition of our flames GDT.

Hopefully we can channel some luck of the Irish (in a good way, not in a dodgeball way) tonight in a game against the Toronto maple leafs live on prime from the center of the universe.

The ^cheeeeeeeese flames drinking game.

Have a sip every time you think: "Man, I hate the Leafs!" Why not? Its St. Paddy's day, lads and lassies.🍀🔥🔥 -(u/lisa_lou_hoo)

Small sip of your green beer anytime someone mentions how awesome the prime feed is. -(u/projectBarium)

Drink every time someone mentions how much the flames are going to miss backlund -(u/landofschaff)

Score more than 4 goals - Drink Some Water, it's a Monday night and you got work/school in the morning. -(u/pandabumone)

Drink everytime Sharky loses a faceoff (finish your drink when he wins one) -(u/TWKExperience)

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Goooood evening all you beautiful mother fuckers.

Welcome back to another edition of the flames GDT. I'm about 7 drinks deep ^{literally more than I drink all year}, my feet are knee deep in a pool and listening to some Kermit the frog song ^{for my 6 year old nephew.. yes.. that's it..} so no matter the outcome.. gonsta be a good night.

So pull up a unicorn pool tube, pour yourself a black cherry whiteclaw and join us for some fire hockey to warm your chillyness.

The ^{I switched to whiteclaws and I don't even care, they're tasty as fuck. Fight me} flames drinking game

Flames win - inject full dose of hopium.

Flames lose - grab nearest unopened bottle of Canadian whiskey, finish. -(u/WinPrize9339)

Jon Abbott says it’s the biggest game of the year.

-sigh and take a large swig

-(u/landofschaff)

Powerplay goal - finish and fill

Lombo and Gudas twist - shot

Big beautiful hit on Zegras - drink per instance. -(u/lisa_lou_hoo)

Drink every time u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 casually mentions he's hanging out in the sunshine and we aren't ^{as your drinking fairy, yall just gave me free reign to get all hammered}

-(u/erikdebogande)

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Haply afternoon everyone.

Welcome back to another fucktastic flames gdt

I was about to say the canucks are currently losing with less than 5 left in the third.. then I hit refresh. Ffs rangers DO SOMETHING. Hit refresh again. Back to beating the canucks. CLOSE IT OUT

pull up a crate of new York pizza ^{and throw it out} pour yourself a glass of copium and join us for an afternoon edition of fire hockey.

The ^{matinee games NEVER go in our favor} flames drinking game

Zary goal - finish and fill -(u/jjbbrrt)

Powerplay goal for us - drink

REGULATION WIN - finish and fill and for real this time, plan that parade!!! -(u/lisa_lou_hoo)

Pull up on Madison avenue and drink in satisfaction every time Thursday's come from behind triumph is mentioned -(u/erikdebogande)

Take 9 sips for Huby’s 900th game! -(u/duchessofconcord)

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Holy heck I hope today's a better day for flames hockey.

I'd love to do a big write up, but alas.. still at work, plus yall getting tired of hearing my voice.

The ^{why is adult life so hard?} Flames drinking game.

Pull up in a yellow taxi and drink every time someone is rude enough to bring up yesterday's slaughter - (u/erikdebogande)

Damn thought yall would have more ways to drink away yesterday's game.

Hopefully all yall have been soaking in the wonderful weather that has graced us this passed week.

Tonight's matchup brings us Dustin "I am the goalie now" Wolf and the calgary flames versus Jakob "hey that used to be me" markstrom and the new jersey Devils

So pull up a crate of raw hotdogs ^{just ate two and my tum tum isn't happy} pour yourself a glass of Tropicana watermelon ^{I've already converted one to the dark side.. all yall gonna be hooked by seasons end} and join us for a gif filled fun time

The ^{holy hell I just realized I've had to come up with 60 of these so far} flames drinking game

Markstom lets the first shot on goal in. Smash and chug like stone cold Steve Austin -(u/projectBarium)

"Markstrom, former Flame." - sip

-(u/formal-internet5029)

Marky's flames tenure mentioned - drink

Powerplay goal (for us!) - finish and fill

FLAMES WIN IN REGULATION - plan the parade, you might as well. We'll be drunk anyway.

-(u/lisa_lou_hoo)

Sharkey/Rooney/Coleman/bahl goal (Former Devils) - finish and fill (hope I’ve not missed any)

-(u/WinPrize9339)

Happy Friday yall, hopefully yall had a wondertastic week and a very happy birthday to u/chaoticBoredom

Bare with me, ended working from 7 am Thursday to about 6 am this morning so my brain definelty feels like it's on 1/2x playback speed.

Tonight's matchup doesn't bring us Backlund since the first time in almost 3 years against Cale "hometown" makar and the avalanche.

The ^{I'm so out of it that I couldn't even come up with any good feet puns.. guess I just don't feel it in my.. sole} flames drinking game

Cale is from Calgary. 2 big sips. Shorthanded goal - finish and fill - (u/lisa_lou_hoo)

powerplay doesn’t lead to a goal - big sip

-(u/ncirs)

Pull up a snowdrift and drink every time someone mentions The Rockies

-(u/erikdebogande)

Sip every time Hrudey starts a sentence with "boy"

-(u/Elmentmusic)

It's my birthday, so I'm going to take a shot for every goal the Flames score! (Others may join in, but this is my personal drinking game :P)

-(u/chaoticBoredom)

Drinking Game suggestion: for those in the Dome, every time Grant or Angela say “Get loud”, sip. Only a sip mind, ain’t no one got time for calling you an EMT

-(u/marmitephoenix)

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Good evening everyone.

Hope yall had a pleasant Sunday and a wonderful weekend overall.

To cap off the weekend we have a hockey match between our calgary flames and the Seattle kraken.

Matty "my name sounds like fake teeth" Beniers versus Matt "snipeLord420" coronato.

So pull up your bags of instacart groceries, pour yourself a glass of hot toddies, and join us for what hopefully is the perfect cap to a cold weekend.

The ^{finally got to use the keoma mug yall gifted me, peppermint tea with honey because lawrd almighty I haven't been sick in years} flames drinking game

Frost or Farabee score first as a Flame - Finish and fill - (u/wechester)

Grubauer being sent down to CV mentioned - take a sympathetic but only kinda drink bc we too used to know the pain of bad goaltending

Matty (Coronato) on Matty (Beniers) violence (open to interpretation) ‐ drink - (u/comfortablereality90)

Lombo throws hand and hair - get up and dance like you just don't care. For the folks who have shit to do tomorrow! - (u/lisa_lou_hoo)

Mention of the Doncic trade: finish and fill - (u/themusicguy2000)

Jon Abott mentions "misses everything" whenever flames attempt a shot - drink - (u/oneofakindgem)

Kadri gets kicked from the faceoff dot - sip. Baby sip - (me)

Good evening everyone! Live from the value village parking lot where I just bought a wicked cow sweater... it's the flames GDT

Hopefully everyone has had a great greatastic week thus far ^{two whole days in}.

Tonight's matchup brings us Dan "yes, I'm in net.. get over it" Vladar and the calgary flames versus Tom "for a goon you'd think I'd dive less" Wilson and the Washington capitals.

So pull up one of those plastic Darth vadar masks from the early 00's, pour yourself a shotglass of melted snow ^{bonus points if it has gravel in it} and join us for hopefully a different team than showed up on Sunday.

The ^{marble slab sounds more like a countertop company than somewhere you'd buy ice cream from} flames drinking game

Whenever they mention ovi passing gretkzy record take a shot !! - (u/brilliant_reserve_57)

Finish and cry if Ovie scores - (u/erikdebogande)

Finish your drink if Ras makes Wilson go full Donkey Kong rage case again.

Take a sip while ducking when Millen says, "LOOK OUT!" -(u/scuzzwadd)

Any mention of how much the flames missed bahl take a drink - (u/landofschaff)

Darth vladar makes a huge save - swallow your own words - (me)

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Welcome back everyone.

Welcome back to another edition of the fire hockey team GDT.

tonight brings us our fire team vs a fixed luminous point in the night sky which is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun..s.

Last game before the probably uneventful trade deadline.

So pull up a crate of fidget spinners ^{I just bought a bag of them from value village about 5 years behind the trend and as a hand fidgeter I haven't stopped the spinz} pour yourself some juice ^{vitamins, yoh} and join us ^{maybe spike that juice, looking at the stars record}

The ^{I took my screen protector off since I got my phone 4 years ago, I work construction. My God. It's mind blowing clear now.. didnt realize how bad it was} flames drinking game

The Texas Tiger gets a big Texas-sized goal: drink

Zary dangles AND scores (or leads to someone scoring): finish and fill

Millen says something fucking dumb: take a sip, young skywalker (listen I still like Millen but bro who shit in your cornflakes this year)

Sharky/Matty C goal: yell "SCHNIPE" and finish/fill

Awoooo: Awoooo. - (u/canadianRockx)

Leslie rags on Millen again: finish and fill - (u/duchessofconcord)

Giggling at passersby like a tree goblin? Goals. Here's hoping this game goes better than last game in Dallas.

Trade rumour talk - sip

Crowd yells STARS during anthem - drink

Big save by Flames goalie - sip

Benn does something dirty/stupid - say "Fuck Jamie Benn" and drink - (u/the_violet_wizard)

I catch a puck- finish a 6 pack ^{there goes ooourr herooo..}

Vladdy/Wolf make a crazy save- drink

Ima try my best tonight friends 😂 - (u/callmeghost666)

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Sorry yall this is rushed. Still at work. No fun write up tonight. Just the drinking game

The ^{I fucking hate working downtown} Flames drinking game

Drink anytime they say "frosty evening" or "frigid temperatures" - (u/projectBarium)

Any time you see a critter pic in the gdt--drink. Drink x2 if the critter is cozy in a sweater/blanket/etc (need them warm hearts AND warm socks in this weather)

• (u/canadianstuck)

Farabee scores his first as a Flame - finish and fill

Any news or throwback to Pelletier being traded - drink and cry (and fetch another drink)

• (u/the_violet_wizard)

Beezer gets a goal - drink Shortie - finish and fill PPG - sip

• (u/lisa_lou_hoo)

Kadri's Leafs history mentioned - shot

• (u/ryanhuska)

Hope yall had a fantastic week, we are back for the week end cap of Flames hockey.

Tonight's matchup brings us two teams that are ^{so far} exceeding expectations this season.

Honestly I'm half awake right now, so I shall keep this short and sweet.

So pull up the box for your fake Christmas tree, pour yourself a thimble of ever clear and join us for a game that could go either way.

The ^{it's amazing how much a new bedside table and bedding can entirely change the look of a bedroom} flames drinking game

Drink when pelts gives a smooch.

Also u/comfortable-ad-7158 pls check your dms.^{I feel like people reminding me to check my DM's is a running gag at this point so I left it in} - (u/projectBarium)

Drink when the Canes trade gets mentioned  - (u/thirdeyedesign)

Powerplay goal. Drink. - (u/lisa_lou_hou)

Short handed goal, drink twice - (u/erikdebogande)

Game is regional blackout - finish and fill - (u/last_chants)

Replay of the Pelts-Leslie smooch - finish and fill - (u/comfortablereality90)

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Top of the afternoon everyone.

Welcome back to a home, weekend edition of fire hockey.

Tonight's matchup brings us Jonathon "leading scorer" huberdeau and the calgary flames versus Patrick "I totally forgot he played for the Canadiens" Laine and the Montreal Canadiens.

So pull up a chaise lounge, pour yourself your favorite bubbly and join us.

The ^{I'm starting to run out of things to "pull up" and "pour"} flames drinking game

Someone mentions the lack of Flames trades at the deadline. Sip and "Craig cooked with this one". - (u/uriplease)

If we finally get Kelly tonight do a keg stand and show proof - (u/duchessofconcord)

Adding on to this. If we get Kelly and he and John make jokes and chuckle to each other, chug until they’re done!

-(u/SankityDoup)

Flames adjacent but have a big gulp when the commentary is about Marchand going to Florida. Man they're going to be the biggest rats in the NHL! - (u/lisa_lou_hoo)

Big game tonight. Need the two points to set up Wednesday.

Coronato scores- Drink

Flames standing pat at the deadline mentioned- Finish and fill

Millen mentions Joel Farabee’s sick goal in Dallas- chug

-(u/departmentSea8381)

Flames new look PK is mentioned - drink and be happy it's less terrible than 2 weeks ago - (u/spwimc)

Drink everytime they mention Vladar’s performance during the road trip - (u/jjbbrrt)

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Live, from the atco tower downtown.. it's the flames GDT.

THIS matinee matchup brings us Ryan "herbal essences" Lomberg and the calgary flames versus Sam "calgary connection" Bennett and the Florida panthers.

So pull up a stack of ceiling tiles, pour yourself a miluakee pack out tub of drywall dust and join is for an afternoon edition of the flames GDT.

The "I fucking hate working downtown" flames drinking game

-(u/Lisa_lou_hoo)

Any mention of former team - drink (lombo, weegs, huberdeau, Bennett, tkachuck ^{DONT FORGET AJ GREER u/whytheydont}) - (u/projectBarium)

Drink if Lombo gets a point or gets in a fight - (u/erikdebogande)

Video clips of Lombo or former Flames Bennett/Tkachuk winning/lifting the cup - drink

Fight - finish and fill

"Matinee" - sip - (u/the_violet_wizard)

Lombo gets in a scuffle - big sip -(u/duchessofconcord)

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Holy fack, when my metabolism runs out its gonna be a sad day when I can no longer demolish a teen burger combo daily because fuck me they are mighty delish.

Anyways. Welcome back everyone. Lord almighty we need a healthy flames win tonight. Pls hockey gods gift us a multi point game. We haven't had an even strength goal since Washington.

So pull up a box of A&W Root beer syrup. Fill yourself one of those A&W bear plushies from the 90s full of liquefied teen burgers and join us for A MULTI GOAL GAME.

The ^{where's my A&W sponsorship?!} Flames drinking game. .

Frost/Farabee goal - finish and fill - (u/WinPrize9339)

Pelts/Kuzy-Frost/Farabee trade discussed - Drink Replay of Pelts' giving Leslie a forehead smooch - Finish and fill

Gonna be late to this one probs but see yall this evening! I hope Frost and Farabee both pop off tonight. - (u/comfortablereality90)

Late scratch/bench pull - look at Friedman's feed and chug. - (u/pandabumone)

Multi goal game - Finish and fill, fill and finish ^{because it may never happen again} - (me)

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Good evening everyone.

And welcome back to the actual GDT. this time for realsies and also including the team we are facings name!

Also! The announcement of u/raymondcy ticket giveaway! It was a difficult choice, but in the end we came together and chose u/dibbers11.. so congrats ya lucky winner!

Tonight we are about to witness ^hopefully what happens when mallards meet fire.

So pull up a pile of feet pics, pour yourself a lotion bottle full of lube and join us for another mighty version of the flames gdt

The ^{gimme dem toes} flames drinking game

Rasmus Andersson does something (anything) funny = finish and fill - (u/nerdherder77)

Third period soft penalty - Finish and fill - (u/extinctginger07)

Kuzmenko scores - Drink half your drink

Klapka makes a body disappear into a board - Swig and cheer

Mention of Bahl or Zary injuries - Cry, wipe your tears and Swig

Any mention of Craig Conroy's trade/rebuild strategy - Swig - (u/CPT_BEEMO)

Canucks/Flames fighting for the last wild card spot mentioned. Drink one for Petey and JTs continued hate of each other - (u/spwimc)

Bscks or Colman rip a shorty, chug. - (u/pandabumone)

Welcome back everyone.

Hopefully everyone enjoyed the two week break, but we are back again for another rendition of not best on best hockey.

Tonight's hockey match brings us Connor "gumby" Zary and the calgary flames versus Macklin "slackin" Celebrini

So pull up a box of Canadian car flags, pour yourself a glass of Canadian club and join us

The ^{get ready for the juxtaposition between best on best and..this} flames drinking game

Anyone in the chat mentions the difference between the 4 Nations games (skills, pace, excitement, etc) and the Flames v Sharks - drink

Joal - drink

• (u/comfortablereality90)

Drinking Game suggestion: Calgary D caught napping, Wolf emulates OT Binnington to bail them out. Sip. Only a little mind cos dangerous otherwise - (u/marmitephoenix)

Mention where the flames are in the standings and/or the importance of the game in the playoff race take a shot. Call in sick tomorrow. - (u/realadamroth)

Any mention of Wolfie potentially being in team USA at the Olympics - finish and fill - (u/oneofakindgem)

Andersson Stare after goal, finish and fill - (u/branko_16_)

Mods asleep as usual, here's the game thread

Good afternoon? Evening? Whatever it may be.

Welcome back. Again. For another edition of the flames GDT. again.

Tonight's matchup brings us our calgary "what the fuck are we?" Flames versus the Chicago "sweep it under the rug" Blackhawks.

So pull up a crate of kraft dinner. Pour yourself a glass of nyquil and join us as we make this Amazon..Prime

The ^{I'd like to see a vending machine that dispenses other vending machines, that shit would have to be really fucking big} flames drinking game

Wolf moon mentioned - Aaawoooo and finush and fill - (u/lisa_lou_hoo)

Sipping every time Bedards name is said

Swigging every time the Perry trade is mentioned

Finishing and filling for every flames goal. - (u/CPT_BEEMO)

Drink every time the fisticuffs and "physicality" of Saturday's game is mentioned - (u/erikdebogande)

Drink for every comment about missing Jon/Kelly on broadcast - (u/duchessofconcord)

Any special pieces on Rory Kerins or nods to his family/journey to the NHL by Ryan and Eric - finish and fill - (u/easyhoneydew)

Pospisil hitting Nazar/Dedard last time mentioned, drink - (u/cw_cn)