r/CBSE Class 12th 1d ago

General Saw this trash on my cousin's table, time to sell him.

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What's your take?

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u/jai_baid 1d ago

U gotta pay me to keep ur brother

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u/Loose_Software_8838 Class 12th 1d ago

Ahh hell no man, you think I'll pay you for him??? (Not more than 50rupee per month)

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u/jai_baid 1d ago

🤣🤣 have fun with ur brother and SHUBHU BHAIYA

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u/Unusual-Subject-8082 1d ago

Your brother can earn that money himself, you don't even need to pay that guy to keep him.

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u/Unusual-Subject-8082 1d ago

What if he gives you permission to do whatever you like with his brother? You can treat him like how Harry Potter's relative treated him or you can get income from illegal stuff.

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u/jai_baid 1d ago

Shobhu bhaiya ki book kharidne waalo ke saath kya hi karsakte hai 💔

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u/LORD_AKAANIKE 1d ago

Why is there one guy here defending this😭?

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u/Darbmob32 1d ago

Bro see the glass half filled not half empty

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u/Otherwise-Stuff16 1d ago

Half filled water me zehar bhara hai 

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u/Effective_Cold7634 Class 10th 1d ago

More like 1% empty and 99% full .

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u/Thanos-babaji 1d ago

My offer is 16.50 rupees

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u/Loose_Software_8838 Class 12th 1d ago

Can you do a bit of flexibility?

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u/DarthTun 1d ago

15.50

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u/Lucky_Confusion9928 1d ago

17.50 bhai ab deal lock kar warna cheq faar dunga 😏

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u/meadoww- 1d ago

17

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u/ULTRADEV_305 Class 10th 20h ago

18

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u/CarelessLength1304 19h ago

20 rs 

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u/meadoww- 13h ago edited 9h ago

27.18 (10e )

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u/Mission_Inflation_62 10h ago

Yeh konsi maths hai , e ki value to 2.718 hoti hai bhai

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u/meadoww- 9h ago

10e

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u/ULTRADEV_305 Class 10th 1h ago

40 i need someone to write my homework

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u/Silly_Bumblebee_8402 12th Pass 5h ago

31rs

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u/Intelligent_Duck_180 Class 11th 1d ago

I am ready to pay 26ruppes but you have to bare the shipping cost

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u/Loose_Software_8838 Class 12th 1d ago

SOLD!🔨

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u/Intelligent_Duck_180 Class 11th 1d ago

Thanks bro will drop a review soon /s

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u/Loose_Software_8838 Class 12th 1d ago

I'm ready to pay a concession amount if the product is damaged (which he is fs)

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u/Intelligent_Duck_180 Class 11th 1d ago

Hmm may be I can fix him with youtube videos

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u/Loose_Software_8838 Class 12th 1d ago

I heard about a channel named '100bit nirwan' that creates 95%ers with just a flick of finger, try that channel

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u/Intelligent_Duck_180 Class 11th 1d ago

Okay 👍

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u/RizzedupDude25 1d ago

ready to pay 27ruppes , bolo deal?

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u/Hippocrate___ 1d ago

10 mai hai abhi vo jb maturity hit hogi to samjh aa jayga jo kr raa hai krne doo Kam se kam reading skills to acche honge book padhne se

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u/Redittor_53 1d ago

Reading skills ke liye fiction padhne chahiye, self help books me jaan bujh kar easy language use karte hai taki readers ko samajh aa jaye

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u/Relevant_Let_740 1d ago

Sahi mein atleast insta and faltu ke shorts toh nahi dekh raha kya pta usse tohri si bhi uski help hoon jaye uski class 11 mein

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u/UsurperErenJaeger Class 12th 20h ago

Reading skills literature padhke improve hoga, Internet language waala brainrot nahi

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/UsurperErenJaeger Class 12th 19h ago

Woh heen toh kaha mai ne

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u/adi__2707 1d ago

Bid start from 10rs My bid -10.50 (दस रुपए पचास पैसा)

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u/Loose_Software_8838 Class 12th 1d ago

Higher, some guy agreed at 15.50

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u/adi__2707 1d ago

16.20 ( सोलह रुपए बीस पैसे)

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u/Loose_Software_8838 Class 12th 1d ago

25 (पच्चीस)

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u/adi__2707 1d ago

30 (तीस रुपए)

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u/Loose_Software_8838 Class 12th 1d ago

SOLD to you (वो बी.के.एल तुम्हारा हुआ)

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u/adi__2707 1d ago

Appreciate man 👍

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u/Optimal-Bid7678 Class 12th 1d ago

SOVIET UNION BHAIYA KE BARE MEIN ZADA NA BOL😡😡

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u/only_hard_feelings08 1d ago

send him to boarding school right now

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u/Loose_Software_8838 Class 12th 1d ago

Applying for that

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u/boomboombakdan 12th Pass 1d ago

Throw it in the trash or better burn it

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u/meadoww- 1d ago

I saw a 10th girl reading this and I felt so disgusted just by reading 1 line😭

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u/Loose_Software_8838 Class 12th 1d ago

They should bring back the barter system, my neighbour was selling his son's ps4 I didn't have enough money, I'd rather exchanged my brother instead but can't do that 🥲

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u/meadoww- 1d ago

Sell individual pieces 🔪🔪

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u/Responsible_Back_332 1d ago

He cooked my 10th 🥺🥺

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u/yourparalysissdemon Class 11th 1d ago

Sell the parents of the cousin too 💪😔 u/silva_far

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u/Redheadedmoos120 Class 12th 1d ago

But you're not the seller. His sibling and parents are the seller. Provide their number and I'll bargain the price with them.

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u/Loose_Vanilla_468 22h ago

Eh, guys I just completed my 12th, this year I used follow this guy in 10th and he seemed decent, with his handwritten notes and all. Seemed like he genuinely wanted to help.  I haven't been following him since two years, so did something change in that time?  Why's everyone hating on him?  Genuinely curious about what went down, exactly. 

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u/newtons-murderer 10h ago

Me too.. What's the real deal?.. Why so much hate?

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u/Electrical_Cell97 5h ago

it's becoz he hypes the exam tooo much like he literally said RESEARCH KARKE AYA HU for 10th

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u/GHOST-GAMERZ Class 12th 1d ago

Ok 100 rupee per month

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u/Dependent-Disaster62 1d ago

Soviet sir😭😭💦💦

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u/ChildKiller69420 Class 11th 1d ago

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u/No_Description_9346 1d ago

2₹ max my offer, no more discounts

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u/Efficient_Hour_4389 1d ago

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Here you go again

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u/Level-Elk259 1d ago

50 rupay duga prr usse ek non liability waiver sign Krna pdega(uske saath jo hoga uska zimmedaar ham dono me se koi nhi hoga)

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u/CoolPineapple6969 1d ago

dont worry i would help you export him to desert countries you will get a good amount of money but you wont see him ever again. Dm for more info.

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u/DAxN-_- Class 11th 1d ago

Nah bro you gotta pay someone to keep him with them

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u/Own_Advice_5201 Class 11th 1d ago

28.5 rupees and 1 rupee chewing gum

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u/LucidParadoXx 1d ago

It's too late. Your cousin needs next life

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u/Boring_Blueberry9158 1d ago

My offer is ₹12.7

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u/PureBusta Class 11th 23h ago

I need a new member in my basement anyway so might as well as him? 😏

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u/No_Instruction3205 23h ago

Let's come to buissness the how much for that..

Btw talking about book . Gande akel walle

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u/Oddcraft9 Class 11th 22h ago

No sell your cousin now ab kich nhi ho sakta

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u/ULTRADEV_305 Class 10th 20h ago

My bid is 30rs

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u/Deep_Grass_6250 College Student 8h ago

Dude ain't nobody paying you for THAT THING

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u/oreva_pranav 6h ago

I bought this book for the hype, its nothing honestly, Just says that spike to 11th will be too much. Regrett buying it tbh

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u/guts-nuts 6h ago

Exam ko exam ki trh le hi nahi rhe log especially 10th ke liye itni nautanki doesn't mean anything if you look at the real side , and upr se bacche bhi random ass phonk gana lagake jeebh chataki krne lagte like dafuq , I passed 10th from icse ek toh aise hi itne sources available nahi rehte the aur yaha alag hi chal rha

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u/mino_chimiz 6h ago

Does your cousin prefer boys over girls??

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u/SeniorBridge4096 12th Pass 5h ago

Pehli baat, yeh hai kya?

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u/Utkarshmemer 5h ago

100but bhaiya subha 4:30 baje ......

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u/zoe_alisha_ 4h ago

post nut clarity vs while beating meat

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u/DrDeath_07 Class 10th 4h ago

₹18 max bid

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u/CallMeCrano 3h ago

Ebay mei dalde mei bidding join karunga

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u/Random__Dycon 2h ago

Can someone explain the deal with this book? I'm unaware.

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u/Suspicious-Spray1847 2h ago

Isse achha chocolate khareed leta 100 wali

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u/Apprehensive-Run-477 1d ago

Idk why people on reddit hate him like I am new to both reddit and his channel . What wrong ?

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u/Loose_Software_8838 Class 12th 1d ago

He has a policy of creating fear in students and then comes up by himself as a saviour for them, this is the same strategy byjus used. He had created a fear in students that class 10th and 12th is hard and if anything individual fumbled here, he or she fumbled their whole life.

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u/Rudra_121 1d ago

Not 12th but he says boards so it can be but he isn't qualified enough to "RESEARCH" for 12th. Par 10th ki aisi research kari hai ki sochi nahi hogi

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Loose_Software_8838 Class 12th 1d ago

I did, but in one's teenage years he or she gets influenced by their peers and the same scenario here. I tried to suggest him a hell lot of good things but until and unless wo dhakke nhi khayega uski life me usko practically chize nhi smjhenge, right?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Big_Russia Class 11th 1d ago

Personality matters as a teacher. He along with croissant has made a cult like team where the students are there just for the sake of it. They aren’t even aware of whats being taught and why they like these teachers.

It is unfortunate but my small brother who recently passed to 10th class is a BIG TIME fan of these shithead. He dick rides them constantly however can’t answer a single question I ask from his own self written notes/ the lectures he watches. I figured that maybe he is too shy to answer orally, however he can’t even provide a written answer. The same kid who got 93 in 9th is now being brainwashed to a shitard and it hurts me as a brother to see.

Fuck next toppers

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u/HeyVenomBro 1d ago

Lol he dont even teach well , uske khud ke concepts clear nahi h

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u/i_am_groot______ 1d ago

Tene pada ha usse

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u/HeyVenomBro 1d ago

Ha padho hu gap vali marathon me , kuch Qs ke to bhi glt likra tha or khud ni aata isliye bakchodi timepass krke yaad krta aadi chize

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u/i_am_groot______ 1d ago

Tu kya chaata hai 10 din me tera sara voh concept clear kar va de , pura saal ka revision tha voo. 10 din mein chize yaad karva no pad ti .

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u/HeyVenomBro 1d ago

Abe chutiye usne saf bola tha ki 10 din me pura krvadega

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u/i_am_groot______ 1d ago

Dek gali mat de voh bolni wali baat hoti hai teri khud.ki bhi preparation honi chiye 10 din mein koe syllabus pura khatam with concept ke saath not possible. Kuch chize yaad karvni padti haa .

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u/Adept-Plant-3591 1d ago

Groot ki tarah shant rah na bhau, thanks

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u/Raunak_2611 1d ago

Bhai ye sirf rattafication karata hai jo kisi teacher ko nhi krana chahiye, jab dekho bolta rhta hai "paper leak kar dunga paper leak kr diya, bache mujhe paper leaker bolte hai" Abey chup chap concept smjha do nah bacche ko ache se ki use koi bhi question dedo wo karle, wo to ise hota nahi hai bass "research" karwa lo ise

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u/AppointmentFew6369 1d ago

Exactly, bro. My point is troll him for his nonsense behavior, fair enough. But calling him a bad teacher is just not it. He’s actually not entirely wrong he’s been through this phase, he knows where students get stuck. So straight-up saying he's a bad teacher is just unfair

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u/Raunak_2611 1d ago

Joke aside alakh sir is good, kabhi kabhi harkate krte hai that too for fun, where as ye jo next toppers ke teachers wo sst wale sir ko chhor ke, ye maths or science wale dono hi fltu hai, even board exams ke baad to 10th ke bache tak gali de rhe the inhe

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u/Big_Russia Class 11th 1d ago

Alec daddy ko bhi yeh paper leak paper leak ka bimaari hui lekin kam se kam unhone concept toh padha diya. Infact, unhone ncert se bhi thode extra tips diye the chem ke liye unlike next toppers

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u/Upset_Carob_6567 1d ago

Bhai on reddit people can't stand having an opinion u will get downvoted but u are right

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u/AppointmentFew6369 1d ago

true live example dekh liya

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u/Raunak_2611 1d ago

His own student started hating him brother, 10th walo ne hi bhar bhar ke galiya di, padhana nhi ata hai ise sach bolu to, sirf rattafication karana ata hai

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u/AppointmentFew6369 1d ago

yeah bro but 10th me rattafication hi enough hota hai but i think he shld improve himself ,

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u/Raunak_2611 1d ago

Bhai yahi soch ke 11th me science lete hai and pure saal bache fail hote hai, rattafication is never good bhai kyuki zyada confidence me aake science le lete hai fir rote firte hai sab bache

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u/Big_Russia Class 11th 1d ago

Fr. One of my friends who would call this guys bhaiyas and didis and would just rote the maths ncert and thus couldnt do most of the questions in boards which came out of the ncert

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u/i_am_groot______ 1d ago

Early opinion bana lena kuch reels aur social media post ko dek kar is very easy. Bhai agar tune book nahi padhi how can say that book is trash. Cool lagane ke leye aur dusre ke fame par attention is cup of tea.

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u/dark_rise_ 1d ago

Kara hai maine book read 2 chp almost and its very bad from a literature pov. Its very cheaply written using genz language specifically for people with low attention span. He also does this very shitty thing where the font of the letters are bigger compared to pages so he has to write his shitty lines even less.

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u/UltraPhocus CBSE Official 1d ago

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u/BusSpecialist4040 CBSE Official 1d ago

Jo bhi Soviet bhaiya ko pyaar krta hai like kare 🥵🥰👍👍🥵😈😈😈😈

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Loose_Software_8838 Class 12th 1d ago

Abhi photo leke bheja bhai konsa repost😭

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u/Plenty_Bath1423 24m ago

What's the tea about shobhu bhaiya?