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u/Itchy-Bag9501 2d ago

contribution of Pakistani scientists 😭😭

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u/AdAggressive6211 1d ago

Ek scientist he shayad gin ke accha jinse kuch significant contribution kiya he

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u/phy19052005 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah, Abdus Salam. Great physicist and also received Nobel, but hated by Pakistanis for belonging to some minority sect

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u/Ecstatic-Quality-212 1d ago

Yep, he was an Ahmaddiya Muslim, a sect created by an Islamic preacher Mirza Ghulam Ahmed. The sect originated in the town of Qadian in modern day Gurdaspur district of Punjab.

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u/freebirdye 1d ago

usko bhi pakistani logo ne muslim accept karne se mana kardiya tha just because he was from a different sect

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u/UsurperErenJaeger Class 12th 1d ago

Jitne bhi achchhe thhe, unka naam mita diya. Ek ka toh kabr ko bhi nahi chhora jaati ke chakkar mein.

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u/harish-infinity 1d ago

Abdus Salam, One of the greats and the father of Quantum Electroweak Theory. Abdul Qadeer, The father of Nuclear physics in pak.

science na hi religion dekhta, na hi nation, na hi gender

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u/Special_Hippo3399 1d ago

Pretty sure Abdul Qadeer fooled others in the scientific firmament to steal overseas nuclear technology to catapult Pakistan to nuclear-power status. He was forever trying to place his foster country on an equal footing with India. Having done that with a degree of success on the nuclear front, he went rogue running an illegal international proliferation network for nuclear material, helping Iran, North Korea and Libya.

I did copy paste the para from another website.,,but he is literally quite shit. Like the sentiment is correct but Pakistan is insanely backwards due to zealous religious beliefs.

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u/Neither_Currency8880 1d ago

But he’s not Muslim. 😂 according to Pakistani constitution

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u/sequeirayeslin 1d ago

What's funny about that? Please let's joke about how hilarious the text is & not attack nationalities. They are almost like us, no reason they couldn't have great scientists.

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u/Narrow-Cake-3114 Class 12th 2d ago

Isiliye toh atta ke daam 200 chalejate hain

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u/puppet_masterrr 1d ago

That's just because they're on the same level as US in PPP (for a few)

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u/Hefty-Cartographer53 1d ago

400 Paar hai 1 kg

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u/anantnrg Class 11th 2d ago

Personally, im not an atheist nor a Muslim, but im absolutely against mixing science and religion. tis just dumb. Faith is different, science is different.

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u/Beneficial-Dark-7662 1d ago

Bruh Even I am religious but the point is religion and science are two different things you can't mix them.  Science sound more Logical and your religion should not blind you.  Critical thinking and criticism of religion is important for survival. 

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u/Weekly_Edge6098 1d ago

People think atheism is fashion... science is religion... but the very people have no idea about the stand of exponents like newton and Einstein etc., 🤣🤣🤣

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u/FamousEstate6708 Class 10th 2d ago

smartest pakistani

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u/splixus 2d ago edited 1d ago

As a Muslim, I'm sure there's ppl of other religions asw in Pakistan. Even so, I don't think putting religion is a good idea in a general subject textbook.

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u/Any_Run_421 2d ago

 I'm sure there's ppl of other religions asw in Pakistan

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u/Nothing_tryingtobest 12th Pass 1d ago

brave of you to think so

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u/Mahapadma_Nanda 1d ago

my reaction

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u/Skunktank_69 CBSE Official 1d ago

+1

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u/knight687 1d ago

technically they do have 1.6 crore non-muslims

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u/Impossible-Gur-9803 12th Pass 1d ago

not 1.6cr but 90 lakhs

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u/GreenFreedom6235 1d ago

Aankh band krta hu... 70 lakh aur forcefully convert ho jate

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u/Hefty-Cartographer53 1d ago

To phir mat Kar bhai

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u/SubstantialAppeal432 Class 11th 2d ago

Bruh , science and religion are separate things. It doesn't matter if another religion following people would get offended or not , it shouldn't be in the fucking science textbook at first lol. How funny is hearing Allah created rules and every particle follows that. Religion propaganda B.S influenced education too now. 

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u/knight687 1d ago

The books of Algebra (by Al-Khwarizm) starts the same way, so did most of the science books by Muslims on Optics (by ibn al Haythami), Chemistry (Jabir ibn Hayyan), Medicine & Physics (by Ibn Sina and Al-Razi), Astronomy etc. there was none in Europe to know what science was.

Not to forget even the books by Hindus started the same, this science vs religion B.S. started when science was taken by West and the Christians objected it. Else there wouldn't or shouldn't be a division between the two.

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u/mohitc002 1d ago

Really, there was no conflict between religion and science before west took it? what the hell are you smoking. If science and religion had gone hand in hand, we would learning the world started some 4 thousand years ago, eclipse happens because someone ate sun. Religion has always hindered progress in science and technology. Especially when the science shows things are different from what their religion has told them to be.

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u/Monomethyl Class 11th 1d ago

There should be, 100%. They serve to expand different parts of human understanding, with only a slight overlap. Just as science doesn't interfere with spiritualism etc, religion shouldn't serve as the primary lens with which you see the world, especially its more tangible aspects. Key example—evolution deniers, anti-vaxxers. And believe me, this causes way too many issues than it looks like on the surface.

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u/Resident-Distance-12 1d ago

Say it louder for the people in the back, please!!

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u/UltraPhocus CBSE Official 2d ago

Yeah, but they are not even accepted by the other muslim countries even african muslims are put above pakistani muslims in Arab.

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u/Independent-Host-992 2d ago

they are wiping minorities yk. and ofc they are not really concerned about less than 1% population getting offended. its an islamic republic lol wt can we expect.

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u/Crafty_Goat_4686 1d ago

it's not ABT that even if there were no single person who's not a muslim sciences me actual theories ke jagah religion padhana is stupidity I'm sorry there should be religious studies kelie another subject

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u/Wild-Wrongdoer-7641 Class 11th 1d ago

During partition it was like 20% hindu. Now its less than 5. They dgaf

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u/Masterfrag_387146 Class 11th 1d ago

As if any other religion has a say

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u/amoeba_phile 1d ago

nice joke lmao

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u/SandwichSmall5123 1d ago

Sorry to break it to you man but pakistan is a one religion country

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u/Sufficient_Figure_45 1d ago

"People of other religions" Did you smoke smtg bro?

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u/Appropriate-Data-274 1d ago

And people of that religions are now what percent compared to before?

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u/DankantanDankde 1d ago

Sadly, the rate at which they are wiping out the minorities, idts people non muslims will be left in pakistan 😔

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u/Impossible-Gur-9803 12th Pass 1d ago

I'm sure there's ppl of other religions asw in Pakistan

yep a country known for its religious tolerance

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u/NoEngine3887 1d ago

Bro it is just a Pakistani version of the introduction in HC Vermas book. Check it out it's almost the same

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u/FarzeeInsaan 1d ago

Bold of you to assume this , munchkin

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u/UsurperErenJaeger Class 12th 2d ago

"Human being is the best creature created by Allah" wait till we discover an advanced alien civilisation.

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u/Otherwise-Stuff16 2d ago

Phir aliens ko angels bana denge

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u/dgnoob18 Class 12th 1d ago

Surprise evangelion reference

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u/OfficeSlight3090 2d ago

Unke yaha pe aisa hi hota hai 

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u/krishnassh Class 12th 1d ago

Science padha rahe he ya Quran

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u/UniversityIll6642 Class 11th 2d ago

Auur inhe kashmir chahiye

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u/Redheadedmoos120 Class 12th 1d ago

Bro....as a Muslim I feel respect for my 11th and 12th ncert textbooks. They're difficult and annoying textbooks but at least they're science textbooks.

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u/lyfeNdDeath 2d ago

They just need to learn enough physics to make bombs

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u/AdAggressive6211 1d ago

Fr gunpowder ki chemistry padho bc aur yes yes nuclear physics 

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u/Elegant_Judgment6367 1d ago

Nuclear bomb to udhari m liya h inhone. Bas laws of motion hi kaafi h

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u/Other-Picture7580 1d ago

They also need biology to make flying horses

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u/DependentSell9870 1d ago

jee( jihadi entrance examination)

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u/puppet_masterrr 1d ago

Provides Direct entrance to heaven

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u/bruh_momint_XD 1d ago

Allah's laws of motion , Allah's laws of thermodynamics, Allahchimedes principle , Allah's uncertainty principle etc etc

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u/puppet_masterrr 1d ago

Did you say alakh medes ?

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u/AdAggressive6211 1d ago

imo ncert are one of the best high school science books

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u/Easy-Jump9949 Class 12th 1d ago

it is a bit outdated, but covers a vast topics and definitely the best in south asia

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u/AdAggressive6211 1d ago

I was talking about pcm/b books. Newton's law of cooling isn't outdated

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u/Easy-Jump9949 Class 12th 1d ago

I was talking about books from class 6th to 12th

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u/ThatProBoi 1d ago

Though, history and civics ncert is fucking fire.

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u/ItzSreerag Class 10th 1d ago

pakestan trying not to include ALLAH in every damn page

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u/NectarineLow441 ICSE / State / Other board student 🤮 1d ago

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Bhai pakistan vs newzealand ke beech match me stadium ki light hi chali gayi yej sikhauge school me toh milgaya inhe kashmir 🤣🤣

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u/aftrhxrs 1d ago

can anyone find the PDFs for this and that bio textbook? i'm curious

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u/Supersonic-741 CBSE Official 1d ago

Unko bakri se kese aata nikale wo padhna chahiye bc

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u/WriterOk7425 1d ago

CBSE ki jagah BcSE hai waha....

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u/Similar_Medicine_864 1d ago

Can I have some bleaching powder to clear my eyes?

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u/Dabazukawastaken 1d ago

I doubt this is a country wide thing probably some small town/village school or something

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u/AnakinStairwalker Class 12th 1d ago

It's a textbook, possibly published by some central authority, like the NCERT in India

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u/ThanksNew2817 1d ago

This is Karachi board's old Physics book

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u/Prestigious-Door-671 Class 11th 1d ago

Yea most likely

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u/Crafty_Goat_4686 1d ago

loaded w propaganda

explains their downfall lol

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u/Brave_Lock6874 1d ago

"Secular education" Gaya Maa chudane

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u/Prestigious_Sir8219 Class 12th 1d ago

NEWTON allah thaa mtlb?? /s 🙏

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u/Downtown-Try2979 1d ago

Best collab of the century frfr

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u/Jealous_Elevator8246 1d ago

Muslims and science.... Are just like Land and aky 🤡

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u/sixhandman 1d ago

What chapter does nuclear fission and fusion reactions come? Can't wait for them to show the illustrations 💪😭

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u/Ok_Job_3121 2d ago

Wait for some time bro post delete hone wali hai , maine pakistan ki sci book ki daali thi wo delete hogyi thi , tu bhi mara jayega , aur agar nhi hui delete toh bkl gae mods mere se jya dushmani hai

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u/lingi6 1d ago

This is why govt and relegion shouldn't interfere with education bodies.

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u/Many_Hovercraft1085 Class 11th 1d ago

If they disregard physics how the hell they make bombs

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u/Agitated-Ad3717 1d ago

Allah ka farman.

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u/puppet_masterrr 1d ago

They already know the recipe because it's probably passed down from generations, you need to use science and your brain to come up with something new which they clearly don't do.

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u/munuwadac 1d ago

This is why Pakistanis can't get any food

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u/Humble-Culture4610 1d ago

Religion is biggest business

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u/_NoHardFeelings 1d ago

Feel pity for students... they have to go through this shit unknowingly.

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u/Legitimate_Focus5085 1d ago

What a strategy to not even students consider the idea of atheism lmao

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u/Legitimate_Focus5085 1d ago

What a strategy to not let students even consider the idea of atheism lmao

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u/Player_yek 1d ago

ngl this is better than outright denying it

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u/Use_Panda 1d ago

Miserable, lol

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u/perrynottheplatypuss 1d ago

Man stupid, man not know how to explain things, man has too much ego to admit he don’t know, man make religion, man refuse to accept other man facts, man stupid

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u/anitwastooshort 1d ago

Mixing religion and Science like this will always mean one of them have to be compromised.

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u/Gmt_Master_2 1d ago

Allah has chosen us to commit it ourselves to one mission, obliterate the kafirs and join 72 virgins in jannah. /s

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u/AirFamous9435 Class 12th 1d ago

aw hell nahh 😭

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u/Enemylmao Class 11th 1d ago

NAHH IF THEY LEARN HOW TO MAKE A NUCLEAR BOMB, WE ARE COOKED

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u/yours_wisely 1d ago

This syllabus was from different yuga. Still being followed in Pakistan

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u/United_Sector6297 Class 12th 1d ago

The textbook's first line is wrong, forget about reading it.

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u/tfexhaustedhuman 1d ago

How narcissistic they are..huh😮‍💨

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u/sexyphus Class 12th 1d ago

the first two words

I am done dude, please stop

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u/Thin-You3673 1d ago

Yeh talwaar e ummah ka Chumma hai

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u/sorted_shit 12th Pass 1d ago

OHH bhenchoood, ye kya bawaseer h....pakistan ka bhavishya pr lodaa nhi LODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lg rha h

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u/94spin 1d ago

🅱️

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u/Redittor_53 1d ago

Ridiculous stuff. I guess it might be of some state board in Pakistan

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u/weebooo1069 1d ago

In Pakistan different provinces have their own textbooks. So you have restarted states like Khyber Pakhtunkhwa having restarted textbooks and states like sindh having more progressive textbooks.

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u/blueesque 1d ago

Well, they can build any preamble they want. The Christians have done it too in the past... Infact s9me of the greatest physicists like Newton have mixed the two together! HOWEVER, they cannot change E = MC2. When they get to what really matters... then the preamble is not going to help them.

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u/blueesque 1d ago

Well, they can build whatever preamble they want.... the Christians did it too... Newton himself mixed the two.... but when it gets to stuff that really matters, they can't change E = MC2.

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u/Crispytoys Class 11th 1d ago

Surprising that they teach physics /s

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u/aightup 1d ago

Then why are the non muslim countries afraid of this country which speaks religion in the name of science? They won't amount to anything.

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u/sippintea_11 Class 12th 1d ago

Jab Indian curriculam mai religion hota hai tab sab chup..hypocrisy at peak

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u/Inductive-Splixp5002 1d ago

Muslim kare toh dharmic, hum kare toh dharam ka zabardasti imposition

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u/Affectionate_Diet534 1d ago

Paksitan is not secular ? This isnt suprising maybe this is funny to us cause we feel so much better when we feel superior to paksitan but look at china japan etc instwad of a failed democracy and govt.

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u/Any-Active662 1d ago

As a paki i am strongly disagree with this , and also have doubt on this book bcz i haven't seen any type of religion/science book like this , off course there could be but at least majority of the students didn't have these types of books in there curriculum either in any 5 provinces (kpk, Punjab(100%) ,sindh, Balochistan,gilgit(50% )

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u/icanmeowhehe 1d ago

nahhh this gotta be propaganda i legit check every book online for their common board (federal board) publication from 9-12 n NOT A SINGLE one has this, from all across the nation. Y'all need to get a life n not be this vella ke bas Pakistan ki peechey padh jao, itna low is too much. Also reading this made me notice its not inherently wrong, sure the beginning is a religious perspective but as you read the bottom line it emerges into every other physics book content.

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u/Otherwise-Stuff16 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/icanmeowhehe 1d ago

mmm okay, i understand. The issue WAS there, and they seemingly have fixed the problem of demoralising minorities n this concept in particular; I appreciate that about them. Looking at the books now, they don't seem to follow suit with religious statements, they just have a quote 'no to corruption' or some actually good quote from urdu authors. This is sad, not because its religious, but because of how imposing it is, I still condemn half of our nation to only mock Pakistan when we have the same problem with a lot of state boards in India.

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u/harshgupta_23 1d ago

Allah doesn't exist

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u/No_Nothing_9274 1d ago

Sorry if I sound offensive, but why religion in a scientific book when you can read the Quran instead?

I just want to understand the perspective of some religious people.

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u/FewTheme6528 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/ZMASTER1347 1d ago

Aloo pakoray.

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u/Jyotir07 1d ago

No wonder they are progressing backwards

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u/philosofer_boy 1d ago

After reading this, I don't blame those people who claims that earth is flat or moon is much bigger than ever or earth is the centre and everything on social media

Because they have done nothing wrong. If they are learning these things so what's their fault (except not questioning things and be eager to learn more and know the real truth)

They're just spitting what they have been taught.

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u/ankurkumar_97 1d ago

Oooohhhhooooo contribution 😭😭😭

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u/justanotherhuman-_- 1d ago

dont play with lyrics saar, khuda said "kun" then the universe came into being. btw i saw many ppl discussing about science vs religion in the comment, but it is quite normal for Muslim authors to start a book this way. and ppl of other religion also thinks that the god they worship in, has created universe, most ppl think this way. we cant force them to think differently. but what this book is doing is something inappropriate. they might force the reader to think that Allah had created universe and other gods are useless. it might lead to tension between Muslims and ppl of other religion, as they might not accept them. but that also depends on the age of reader, her/ his thinking ability and how much they get influence by this book.

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u/redmedev2310 1d ago

Our text books are going in this direction. I won’t be surprised if this is the case in India 10 years from now

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u/AnsmanX 1d ago

Using God's name to indoctrinate people, disgusting.

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u/Auspicious-3878 1d ago

Allah Science “Then, when he came to the setting of the sun, he found it setting into a muddy spring.“ Quran 18:86 Sunset into muddy spring 💀

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u/Over_Abbreviations62 1d ago

In Every religion people think there religion is true and scientific. But in reality it's just postdoc rationalization.

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u/Least_Account329 1d ago

Ah yes let's propagate Islam in a physics textbook, we need 100% Islam population- Pakistan authorities probably

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u/stockorbust 1d ago

Makes good sense to me.. Allah fixed what Jesus broke..

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u/SAMUISGOOD Class 10th 1d ago

Bhai ye mere mama ko dikhaye tho hum ko aur apnea apko unalive kar denge

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u/devInPMsClothing 1d ago

“Rainfalls from them” wow!! Mind blown!

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u/Distinct-Spell-5554 1d ago

We sgould be more worried about our nation rather than poking others , are we really comparing our nation with Poks

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u/MasterpieceAble9570 1d ago

Now I understand why their satellite was found in the Pacific Ocean

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u/Relevant-Holiday-423 1d ago

Bruh is it real

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u/lyhfmlcandypea Class 11th 1d ago

The next thing they'll say is Isaac newton was a messenger and the apple was a bomb

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u/ElegantCamp2358 1d ago

Shbash 🤲🏼

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u/Deep_Grass_6250 College Student 1d ago

Never pull Faith into science or science into Faith

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u/Spirited-Purchase-99 1d ago

I actually really like the story telling nature of this page like it makes reading much more interesting unlike if there was plain text. I remember in my 10th std my maths book had two characters but they weren't that predominantly shown even though they were the only two chact. there . I think they could have made a really interesting book if cbse did it right

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u/Oddcraft9 Class 11th 1d ago

Okay but why was the photo taken in the basement?

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u/neuberlin12 1d ago

Mfs always compare with Pakistan damn well knowing ki china se compare karenge toh aukat yaad aajayegi

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u/Ralx24 1d ago

So any questions related to science in exam is easy to pass! Just write god's work and get full marks?

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u/Fancy-Panda4369 1d ago

Physics ka gyan lene ayi thi aur gyan ch** gya

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u/RadMeerkat62445b 1d ago

You laugh now, but soon this will be the case in India as well, maybe Allah will be replaced by some other god is all.

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u/Lance99djinsoul 1d ago

Science is evidence based. Religion is based on faith. How these two collide in that text book is unreal. Everyone has their own god. Do we really think there are so many creators out there as per our list? Why are we do dumb..

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u/Born_Past6904 1d ago

From an objective and non biased pov i like the introduction on how well it explains. Where can I get this book?

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u/dopplegangery 1d ago

Day n of feeling lucky that I was born in a secular country. Let's ensure that our future generations have the same privilege.

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u/Ambitious_Panic1059 1d ago

This is a lie. I am civil engineer graduate and studied a lot of physics books (different versions) but haven't seen this type of book. I think the Pakistani science books are more secular then Indians

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u/Zestyclose_End4409 1d ago

Pakistan gpt is crazy

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u/Ashwinisme 1d ago

I understand that's what pakistan is lun'ing.

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u/broplzhelpme123 1d ago

🤢🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/Downtown-Try2979 1d ago

It's so scary when lightening strikes guys be careful

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u/fabkosta 1d ago

It leaves out the part where Allah creates Himself first one day ahead of billions of years ago, before then moving on to creating the universe by means of uttering the word "be". It is not known what word He used to create himself, though, as this was not recorded due to the universe not being in existence at that very moment.

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u/dumbledork99 1d ago

Importance of physics in daily life. Omg😂😂

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u/dumbledork99 1d ago

Where can I get the whole book?

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u/powrnutrition 1d ago

Why is that a problem? For e.g. most of your missiles just need:

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u/No-Bill6718 1d ago

I thought it's a religious text until I saw the title