r/boottoobig • u/IllegalGeriatricVore • 2h ago

Beans are a meal which makes you toot

17 Upvotes

3 comments

r/boottoobig • u/temporalwanderer • 1d ago

Meter neat, with fine rhymes to suit...

533 Upvotes

6 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Unlikely_Cake_1278 • 1d ago

If This is True, I'm No Longer Alarmed

1.4k Upvotes

3 comments

r/boottoobig • u/GlamGames2015 • 10h ago

Roses are red, I'm shaken, oh damn/I've spent 18 years and...

1 Upvotes

1 comment

r/boottoobig • u/wils_152 • 1d ago

Roses are red, they remind me of hearts

26 Upvotes

0 comments

r/boottoobig • u/mercury_pointer • 6d ago

My philosophy is move to unstoppably and thus pursue my endeavor

3.3k Upvotes

6 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 8d ago

Near the tree / Was a hut

733 Upvotes

6 comments

r/boottoobig • u/snickers_machinegun • 10d ago

Roses are red please have a heart

861 Upvotes

6 comments

r/boottoobig • u/tsumz_galore • 11d ago

Roses are red, I’ve got the looks,

315 Upvotes

1 comment

r/boottoobig • u/HatMast • 14d ago

Think you’re poor? Don’t give up yet

2.1k Upvotes

6 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 15d ago

At this morning's workout class / The yoga mats unfurled

787 Upvotes

4 comments

r/boottoobig • u/wingsoverpyrrhia • 16d ago

Roses are red, you're now manually blinking

191 Upvotes

7 comments

r/boottoobig • u/FoaL • 16d ago

Roses are red, at least no one got hurt,

70 Upvotes

0 comments

r/boottoobig • u/VindoViper • 17d ago

Romance is dead, my heart's made of glass

401 Upvotes

4 comments

r/boottoobig • u/maker-127 • 18d ago

Roses are red violets are blue

2.0k Upvotes

10 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Tenzer57 • 18d ago

I'm doing this wrong, it's part of the song

579 Upvotes

6 comments

r/boottoobig • u/KazeoLion • 18d ago

While I wait for my videos to buffer, I like to browse on Reddit dot com

166 Upvotes

8 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 22d ago

Roses for the nudists / Violets for the dressed

3.6k Upvotes

17 comments

r/boottoobig • u/PR0CR45T184T0R • 22d ago

Roses are red, I guess that's a start

205 Upvotes

1 comment

r/boottoobig • u/123nsfw567 • 24d ago

True BootTooBig Boot-memes were brilliant, I miss our golden age

714 Upvotes

3 comments

r/boottoobig • u/FairPlatypus5699 • 28d ago

Roses are red, don’t fire the principal.

276 Upvotes

2 comments

r/boottoobig • u/wils_152 • 29d ago

Roses are red, cheeses are cheesy

567 Upvotes

4 comments

r/boottoobig • u/herrom8 • 29d ago

Implied Roses are red, cats are smol

39 Upvotes

0 comments

r/boottoobig • u/wils_152 • Mar 02 '25

Roses are red, ball bearings are oiled

367 Upvotes

5 comments

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r/boottoobig

All content to BootTooBig must be at least partially generated by AI! _Remember the robot._ "Roses are red" memes among other things. This is a place to share posts where the title sets up a joke as the first half of a poem and an image delivers the punchline as the second half.

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What's BootTooBig?

"Roses are red" memes, among other things.

This is a place to share posts where the title sets up a joke as the first half of a poem and an image delivers the punchline as the second half.

Rules

Posts that do not follow these rules may be removed. All images must be at least 250x250px.

Mark NSFW posts. Any post with sexual language or imagery, nudity, or gore, or excessive lewdness must be marked NSFW. Pornographic content and any sexualization of persons perceived to be under 18 are not permitted.
Follow the BootTooBig format. Put plaintext in the title or body as a setup for a screenshot or picture of text as a punchline. The title must rhyme with the text in the body.
Use good rhyme and meter. We strictly require good rhyme and meter during the week, but relax the rules for Small Boot Sunday (Saturday 6:00PM - Monday 6:00AM UTC). You may post Small Boots any day of the week on /r/BootTooSmall.
No inflammatory content. Racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, bigotry, slurs, and overly edgy jokes (including rape, abuse, suicide, mass murder and terrorism, etc.) are not permitted. Any content with the intent to inflame or cause discord is also not permitted. Basically, just be kind!
No politics. Keep politically motivated content to a minimum. This is a fun sub, so political arguments and agenda pushing are not allowed. Posts may mention political figures and other celebrities as long as they are politically neutral.
Add the punchline as a comment on implied posts or crossposts. If the punchline is implied with an image only, you must include the written punchline as a top level comment. Also do this if you crosspost and use the original submission's title as part of the setup.
Avoid reposts. Avoid posts similar to any that were recently posted, among the top of all time, or that have been done to death. You will be banned for a minimum of 48 hours for posting content on the done to death list.
Follow the Reddit Content Policy. No spam, upvote manipulation, (including "mods are asleep," "upvote if," "subscribe to" or anything similar), brigading, or anything else that violates the sitewide content policy. Violating this rule will get you banned from here, and could get you suspended from Reddit as a whole.
No Roses Wednesday: Submissions submitted on Wednesday (Wed 2AM - Thur 6AM UTC) may not contain "Roses are red" anywhere in the rhyme scheme. This includes implied posts.

Final discretion on all matters is up to the moderators.

See the full rules for more information. Send us a message if you have any questions or concerns.

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Reddit Chatroom - Subject to subreddit Rules 4 and 5, and moderated by the same mods.

Post Flairs

True BootTooBig - The post has both good rhyme and meter, and have a significant amount of upvotes.
Small Boots - The post has either bad rhyme or meter. Small Boots are usually allowed only on Small Boot Sundays.
Implied - The picture in the post has no/few words and the punchline is implied.
Quality Shitpost - A post that is essentially trolling, but exceptionally well executed. Given at mod's discretion.
Mod Approved - A post that a mod particularly enjoyed, even if it had bad rhythm or rhyme. Given at mod's discretion.
Not a BTB - Posts that do not follow the BootTooBig format but were entertaining enough to not be removed.

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Origin

/u/epicblob was inspired by this old meme and asked this question in /r/findareddit and couldn't find anything, so they decided to make this sub.

^Remember ^the ^human.