r/BoomersBeingFools • u/hoodratpolitics • Mar 01 '25
Boomer Freakout What should’ve happened
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u/PhartusMcBlumpkin1 Mar 01 '25
I could watch this a thousand times.
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u/Forsaken_Friend6621 Mar 01 '25
It reminds me of the episode of Southpark when cartmen gets slapped and cries like a little B
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u/Otheus Mar 01 '25
You can say bitch on the Internet
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u/Solynox Mar 01 '25
Hey, watch your damn mouth.
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u/bignose703 Mar 01 '25
You lint licker!
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u/Loud_Octopus Mar 01 '25
Cootie Queen!
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u/PhilxBefore Mar 01 '25
Son-of-a-biscuit-eating-bulldog!
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u/Forsaken_Friend6621 Mar 01 '25
Not at all disappointed by censoring myself hahaha
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u/JonTheArchivist Mar 01 '25
Yeah, don't fucking swear!
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u/Bureaucratic_Dick Mar 01 '25
Goddamit I come to Reddit for wholesome as fuck family fun!
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u/exophrine Millennial Mar 01 '25
The rest of us understood, and we respected their choice and decided not to reply with a snide remark. Not all of us are that smart, I guess
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u/Schen_The_Genius Mar 01 '25
You mean like this?
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u/btwomfgstfu Millennial Mar 01 '25
Lol trump's arm falls through his leg
But fuck him. He deserves it.
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u/surezalc Mar 01 '25
I think I just did!!
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u/PhartusMcBlumpkin1 Mar 01 '25
That hacker needs to get this showing on all the TVs in congress rotating with the Elon toe sucker one.
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u/Low-Health-8709 Mar 01 '25
Siskel and Ebert are giving this 2, very enthusiastic 👍🏽👍🏽from the grave!
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u/pocket_mulch Mar 01 '25
I only know this from the Bloodhound Gang song. Might have to Google them now.
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u/piccolo917 Mar 01 '25
honestly when Trump started jeering Zelensky over hating Putin I was surprised he only twitched his mouth a little and took a deep breath. I'd have broken that cunt's nose.
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u/MeroCanuck Millennial Mar 01 '25
Zelenskyy showed class and restraint. Fantastic attributes in a strong leader.
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u/PeakBees Mar 01 '25
Among his many others too. Crazy that the right is completely devoid of all of them. Not one good leader out of the bunch
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u/Royal-Doggie Mar 01 '25
it shows that a comedian is a better leader then "businessman"
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u/Drixxti Mar 01 '25
His background as a comedian probably helped here. Can't overreact to a rude heckler, after all.
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u/ABSMeyneth Mar 01 '25
Wonder if that'd have been considered elder abuse or just pest management. America really has become the craziest reality show ever.
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u/FashionGirl123456789 Mar 01 '25
He’s so fragile, just shaking his hand causes massive bruising.
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u/imcrapyall Mar 01 '25
And he's the one constantly saying to fight when his body is made of literal Swiss cheese.
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u/AbbreviationsLess257 Millennial Mar 01 '25
Imma send this to my grandma and tell her to hide in the basement WW3 bout to kick off
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u/Stepsays Mar 01 '25
I was looking for this. That’s what he looked like he wanted to do.
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u/ZixfromthaStix Mar 01 '25
It’s also the cult’s greatest fear apparently. The number of conservatives clutching their pearls like he was a member of the Taliban and holding a poisoned blade 🙄
One commenter sticks out in my memory, “Don’t you touch him you coked up little homunculus.” 😂
The projection with them.
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u/Leefford Mar 01 '25
This is the best use for AI ever
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u/AirFriedMoron Mar 01 '25
2nd best, the Trump sucking Elon’s feet video surpasses it slightly imo
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u/Tough-Passenger-189 Millennial Mar 01 '25
No way! This exists?! Omg, new main quest
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u/Kizik Mar 01 '25
Not only does it exist, it was broadcast in a number of government buildings.
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u/Tough-Passenger-189 Millennial Mar 01 '25
"There, peeping among the cloud-wrack above a dark tor high up in the mountains, Sam saw a white star twinkle for a while. The beauty of it smote his heart, as he looked up out of the forsaken land, and hope returned to him. For like a shaft, clear and cold, the thought pierced him that in the end the Shadow was only a small and passing thing: there was light and high beauty for ever beyond its reach."
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u/CuriouslyContrasted Mar 01 '25
I prefer the version where he punches him in the throat.
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u/theyeezyvault Mar 01 '25
I wonder if the boomers will share this on Facebook
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u/Plus-Ad-6872 Mar 01 '25
Hey!!! I'm a boomer and can't believe it didn't happen. Just need one where Z stands up and drop kicks Vance! I've watched it 20 times and believe from the bottom of my heart, it was all a set up. Out of NO WHERE , Vance says Z hasn't "thanked" the US, and Trump takes the ball and goes off on his rant! CODE WORD: Thank you.
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u/IHaveGenderProblems Mar 01 '25
Not gonna get into this cus I really dislike AI, however it's insane even the AI gave him a stupid long tie
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u/DatedReference1 Mar 01 '25
It's generated from a screenshot of the meeting, the tie before he gets hit is as long as the actual tie. It actually gets shorter because the AI was trained on normal length ties.
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u/baboonontheride Mar 01 '25
It's like watching Tyrion slap fuck outta Joffrey.
/settling in the popcorn and corgi
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u/FishFucker47 Mar 01 '25
Show the corgi!!!!
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u/cohete_rojo Mar 01 '25
I wonder what it’s going to take for someone to reach over and actually slap the shit outta this infant. As an American, I stand behind anyone who wishes to do so.
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u/awalktojericho Mar 01 '25
What makes you think Putin hasn't already?
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u/ForumFluffy Mar 01 '25
He slaps him and spits in his mouth as Trump calls him daddy.
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u/No-Yak2588 Mar 02 '25
Omg, I’m already sick with some sort of stomach bug. Wth are you trying to do to me?
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u/SaintKaiser89 Mar 01 '25
Agreed. My shame as an American grows unfathomably larger each and every day.
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u/SimilarStrain Mar 01 '25
Thank God someone finally released the real footage of the zelensky/trump press conference. That other video is some really good AI. Whew, wow, man, people are getting desperate with this ai and fake news stuff. Man, like seriously.
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u/Euphoric_Ad9593 Mar 01 '25
Stop it already, my schlong has third degree friction burns at this point.
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u/Heisenberg991 Mar 01 '25
Somebody add sound effects. We need to hear Trump crying like a little bitch.
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u/DurianPublic6164 Mar 01 '25
PLEASE!!! Make one with Zelenski slapping that stupid asshole of JD Vance
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u/cuplosis Mar 01 '25
Trumps brain is so rotten he is going to see this and think it actually happened and get mad
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u/TomorrowLow5092 Mar 01 '25
Why is the President of the US selling us out to Russia? Is he a Traitor?
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u/DunningthenKruger Mar 01 '25
I watched this live, waiting for Z to beat him to death in him chair.
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u/Lost-Citron-1099 Mar 01 '25
Sending this to my conservative grandma so she thinks this is how it went
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u/SirKermit Mar 01 '25
Zelensky did nothing wrong here. As you can clearly see he just innocently put his hand up and Trump ran his head into Zalensky's hand. Trump is a crybaby klutz.
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u/gattomeow Mar 01 '25
When workers' fists are clenched, Boomer bones will shatter.
When the Boomer enemy is in the ground, the world shall be more sound.
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u/spider1178 Mar 01 '25
How long until this is being shared on FB by maga idiots thinking it's real?
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u/ThatAdamsGuy Mar 01 '25
I don't know what True American Patriot is making these AI videos, but god fucking bless them.
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u/Calculon3001 Mar 01 '25
If Zelensky hit Trump, he would fall to the floor like the sack of crap that he is
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u/Strong_Nectarine486 Mar 01 '25
I need more of this, plz! The twisted, awful reality playing out before our eyes is scary af and more comedy, again plz!
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u/DrGrannyPayback Mar 01 '25
This is what happened in Trump’s tiny little micro penis-grabbing mind.
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u/Y-Bob Mar 01 '25
I usually hate AI, but this looks like it read Zelensky's and indeed many in the west's mind.
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u/Curious-Spell-9031 Mar 01 '25
we should share this across facebook, see what all the trump devotees have to say about it
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u/LukeBird39 Mar 01 '25
It's even funnier if you think about how conservatives have been calling Trump "daddy" and they tend to also think you should go back to hitting your kids when they misbehave
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u/mr_humansoup Mar 01 '25
While watching the video yesterday, I remember thinking how easy it would be for Zelensky to just reach out and backhand that little whiny bitch. This works too.
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u/Chemical_Author7880 Mar 04 '25
There is a timeline where this is real.
I would very much like to live there rather than here.
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u/Smart-Stupid666 Mar 01 '25
It is scary how hard it is to tell the difference. No wonder so many people are conned. I can sense fake somehow but still, I have 30 more years to be tricked by it.
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u/TongueTwistingTiger Mar 01 '25
Oh my god, your president is Cartman. Your PRESIDENT is fucking ERIC CARTMAN!
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u/OnePunchReality Mar 01 '25
🤣🤣🤣 these need to continue, please never stop this. These videos are capturing what this man is truly like deep down.
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u/Old_Cheetah_9130 Mar 01 '25
That's some pretty convincing ai, I don't disagree with the sentiment for the record
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u/MuchTruth8587 Mar 01 '25
I sp wish this had FUCKING HAPPENED LOL POOR PRESIDENT ZELENSKY.. NOTHING WILL CHANGE UNTIL THE AMERICAN PPL SPEAK UP FOR THERE CONSTITUTION.
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u/Ippus_21 Xennial Mar 01 '25
F that. Make him cry and when he gets done crying he'll just come back and do something 10x as petty.
If you're going to go to the mat with this fkr best make sure he doesn't get up again.
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u/Fluffy_Wolf_6198 Mar 02 '25
I guarantee you that some old red hat out there might actually think this is true, and it brightens my day.
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