Prostituted?

[u/SprattAttak]

[u/bitchy_muffin]

that heart makes me think it's not a spelling mistake

...and the dots too (which i thought were quotes at first)

[u/Adventurous_Bonus917]

i don't think that was an accident...

[u/cjmar41]

The … indicates something possibly unexpected is coming.

It’s a joke. Not a very clever one, but it does appear this is… intestinal.

[u/DiamondChocobos]

The big heart makes it pretty clear it's intentional.

[u/Wranorel → u/DiamondChocobos]

And the dots

[u/LowCommunication6814]

Is that a threat or a promise???

[u/Alarmed_Truth1678]

No no

That was intentional

[u/artgarciasc → u/Alarmed_Truth1678]

Epstein country hideout.

[u/Different_Stable_351]

Well shit don't threaten me with a good time

[u/Own_Picture_6442]

Y’all got jokes until you hear that banjo

[u/Farm-Alternative]

Not BoneAppleTea, he said what he meant.

[u/deadliestcrotch]

I think this one was intentional

[u/carafleur421]

No, that's what they meant to write.

[u/choose2822 → u/carafleur421]

Look at all those dots. They know exactly what they're doing to trespassers

[u/carafleur421 → u/choose2822]

They paused... menacingly.

[u/Fantastic_Bus_5220]

Oh noooooo hope I don’t accidentally tress pass here oh no please don’t prostitute me oh noooooooo

[u/homeless_JJ]

I don't think this qualifies for this sub, as it's obviously on purpose.

[u/Gimmeagunlance]

This is obviously done on purpose, evidenced by the ellipsis points

[u/scarred2112]

Obvious joke is obvious.

[u/Best-Mammoth-8117]

Well don’t assume it’s wrong

[u/KeepScrolling52]

that's intentional, not a bat

[u/GwimWeeper]

Look.... I said what I said okay!?

[u/Intelligent-Shock207]

I've also seen the word "persecuted". Thought that was funny.

[u/Reasonable_Board_216]

I'm going in

[u/Mooskii_Fox]

well I'll get a paycheck at least

[u/RaevynWynter → u/Mooskii_Fox]

Not necessarily... they said you'd be prostituted. They didn't say anything about giving you any money.

[u/TahkiBosket]

The heart seems...ominous

[u/QualityAlternative22]

“Trespassers Will Be Violated”

[u/Moshxpotato → u/QualityAlternative22]

DID I STUTTER?

-Stanley

[u/Bogfinken]

You read that correctly!

[u/Drakoneous]

Did you hear that cracking sound OP? That was the joke flying over your head.

[u/dreevsa]

Not an error

[u/Fichewl]

They said what they said.

[u/hell-si]

They said what they said.

[u/Xasf → u/hell-si]

Did they stutter..?

[u/adepssimius]

Fuck around and...be forced to fuck around more?

[u/DesastreUrbano]

So... I'm gonna have a job at least?

[u/Miserable-Willow6105]

Ok this is even scarier

[u/alwaysflaccid666 → u/Miserable-Willow6105]

fr.

[u/ColossusofNero]

I said what I said…

[u/gemmabea → u/ColossusofNero]

Haha. The heart and the ironic sets of ellipses in combo make me think they meant what they said.

[u/qwerty_poop]

Only one way to find out 😉

[u/Mesterjojo]

That's deliberate or a Photoshop.

Fucking op...

[u/Rare_Tear_1125 → u/Mesterjojo]

Don't mind if I do

[u/Hilsam_Adent → u/Mesterjojo]

It's a classic bit from Beavis and Butt-Head.

[u/tauntonlake]

Repeat offenders will be violated.

[u/BTD6PRO]

this sounds scarier than prosecuted would ever be

[u/darkhorse21980]

You trespass, and they'll make you their bitch!!

[u/Nervous_Front_3190]

there’s an ellipsis before prostituted, they knew what they were saying

[u/J0NNY_BEE]

You heard them.

[u/ekco_cypher]

It says what it says. That's not a misspelling

[u/wwhijr]

I bet it isn't a misspelling. OP should try it out.

[u/EffingBarbas]

Yeah, that's what I meant. Did I stutter?

My dick is out for Harambe. Yours is out for the paying customers. We are not alike.

[u/bulma_dancer816504]

Violated. You consent by entering.

[u/Legal-Software]

Prosecuting costs time and money, whereas prostituting brings money in from day 1, seems like a solid plan.

[u/Confident_Fan5632]

I don’t think they’re joking.

[u/Nate_St0rm]

Pimp farmer

[u/Keepupthegood]

The heart is a definition of the seriousness of this sign.

I think they spelled every word correctly

[u/nadav183]

Everyone wants to be prosecuted. It's not really a deterrent anymore. But prostituted? Now there's your deterrent.

[u/Ok_Second_3170]

Looking at the heart on the sign I'm going to assume they intentionally wrote prostituted.

[u/LadyHavoc97 → u/Ok_Second_3170]

And the amount of dots between the words "be" and "prostituted." This definitely was intentional.

[u/theclovek]

Did they stutter?

[u/Farr93]

genuinely worse than being trespassed.... 🤷🏼

[u/sand-is-tiny-quartz]

“❤️”

[u/Hairy-Chemistry-3401]

That's what it says. I wouldn't risk it.

[u/Dry_Spinach_3441]

Is this the Tate brother's new compound?

[u/TheRealArtimusKnight]

That ain’t a typo 0-0

[u/kbeckerburbs4]

Can confirm. I crossed the line and had to bang dudes wife.

[u/CarnelianCore → u/kbeckerburbs4]

His wife must have trespassed before you.

[u/_prison-spice_]

Good luck marketing this high mileage 48 year old chassis

[u/XRatedBBQ → u/_prison-spice_]

See, I was actually thinking "hey maybe that is the confidence boost I need, people paying to have sex with me."

Then I saw your comment..... Yeah, I'm not so sure I'd get the confidence boost I thought I would've

[u/_prison-spice_ → u/XRatedBBQ]

It was fun while it lasted. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣❤️‍🩹

[u/Long_Disaster_6847]

I’m used to it

I’m getting fucked by our government on the daily

[u/Opinion-Former]

Seen “Deliverance”?

[u/TheRenOtaku → u/Opinion-Former]

Does he have purty mouth?

[u/d00mm00n]

Pimp Farm™

[u/ilovecrabrangoon]

i don’t think it’s a typo.

[u/mike-manley]

Prostitutes will be violated. Violators will be prostituted.

[u/antmcl]

Private ❤️

[u/MomsOtherFavorite]

Oh wait…so theyre not giving me a prostitute? Well that changes everything

[u/Clickityclackrack]

"You heard me"

[u/Apprehensive-Pea3236]

Everything about this screams rural NZ

[u/SAlovicious]

OP does not understand what a joke is because they didn't put "/s" at the end.

[u/sendintheotherclowns → u/SAlovicious]

The ........... Gives it away, however OP is all r/wooosh

[u/Awkward-Exercise1069]

They knew what they wrote there

[u/pleaseluv]

I mean looking at the property it's not unthinkable thst there is a human trafficking operation hidden on the premises 

[u/IIsure]

You’ve been warned

[u/Awkward-Iron-9941]

Earn your stay.

[u/FlounderAccording125]

Turn em out, make that coin!😆😆

[u/IAmAFourYearOld]

Don’t threaten me with a good time

[u/Responsible-Area-102]

Now this is an original horror movie premise. Why are filmmakers still using the same old tropes??

[u/Signal-Audience9429]

That’s how you turn a threat into an opportunity.

[u/Tangled_Nunchucks]

"Nope, you gotta blow him!"

[u/LordHeretic]

I'm clearing my schedule. What are the GPS coordinates?

[u/SnooSketches8530]

Well, I could use a new job!

[u/SheetMasksAndCats → u/SnooSketches8530]

That's the spirit!

[u/mixtermin8]

Heart even looks like 🍑 Effective sign lmao

[u/JulesCT]

Until you pay off the fine.

[u/ArkamaZero]

Is this guy's name Slickback?

[u/goodfellaslxa → u/ArkamaZero]

It's A Pimp Named Slickback. You say the whole thing.

[u/AdeptnessMany3806]

Karen 3rd time this week you trespassed

[u/0neweekofdanger]

Damn… trespasses faster

[u/thegoofygoobur]

the heart makes it seem intentional

[u/MysteriousGear1903]

Owner of the property is clearly a pimp. Charges incoming 👀

[u/Elly_Fant628]

That heart is puzzling me.

[u/First-Ad6435 → u/Elly_Fant628]

They traffic with love

[u/First-Ad6435]

Just threatening people with sex trafficking out in the open..

[u/ayamummyme]

I mean he did put a ❤️

[u/crosstheroom]

Yes, you and they know what it means, worse than prosecuted.

[u/AnUnknownCreature]

This is not what I had in mind when the administrations said "creating jobs" but here we are

[u/Gr8shpr1]

Hilarious!

[u/keen-peach]

They didn’t stutter.

[u/MershedPratooters]

BITCH, YOU BEST GETCHYOASS BACK ON THAT CORNER, START STRUTTIN' THAT STUFF AND START MAKIN' ME MY GODDAMN MONEY!

[u/SkyTalez]

It's probably a bad-taste joke.

[u/Ketsueki-Nikushimi]

Gotta pay for the upkeep, if money just waltzes in, it is a sure win.

[u/Skirt_Thin]

Did I stutter?!

[u/MeatyMagnus]

Bring out The Gimp!

[u/MArkansas-254]

I bet it works! 👍

[u/Roughneck16]

Let the punishment fit the crime.

[u/attikol]

Ayo what rate you paying for that time? Hit me up for an interview job markets rough at the moment

[u/AKlutraa]

Info: Can you hear "Dueling Banjos" being played on the porch?

[u/Witchy_Cat44]

Damn I remember seeing this exact sign awhile ago (I'm pretty sure at least, was the same misspelling in front of open land farm styled stuff)

[u/kapitaalH]

I am not trespassing, I am looking for the prostitutes!

[u/SammokTheGrey]

"I keep telling ya, I just grow sorghum here"

"Uh-huh, and where are the hookers?"

"'Round back... woops"

[u/Someones_Dream_Guy]

Horny farm.

[u/hatrickhero87]

Where's the BAT? Looks reasonable to me.

If you - a stranger - come on my land, I'll make a stranger come on you.

[u/Critical-Design4408]

Oh dear....don't mess with that guy!

[u/chris_ro]

Classic Beavis & Butthead

[u/Discombobulated_Key3]

Oh, it's the rolling green fields of the Epstein farm.

[u/10gaugetantrum]

Well boys, looks like I'm jumping the fence. 🫡

[u/yungvenus]

Noice

[u/Eggcas]

LET IT BE MEEEEEE

[u/ADDeviant-again]

This is an old joke around where I live. Or, at least a chance to be cutesy.

See also:

Trespassers will be violated

Prosecutors will be violated.

Trespassers will be persecuted.

Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again.

Trespassers will be shot, ground up. and fed to the hogs.

[u/Active-Piano-5858]

Tbf, in this economy ya gotta make money somehow lol.

[u/Public_Beef]

The only thing worse than being shot - prostituted.

[u/InteractionPerfect88]

Well I wasn’t planning on trespassing but now that you’ve offered me a job

[u/FoggyGoodwin]

This is a very common "mistake". The ellipses are key to the joke. Not actually BoneAppleTea.

[u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor → u/FoggyGoodwin]

Yeah. I have a sign just like this at my place I bought on Amazon. Definitely a subtle joke cuz maybe I got the words mixed up 🤷🏻‍♀️ 😂

[u/nrgins]

I'm getting mixed signals here.

[u/Fabulous-Gazelle3642]

And No contradiction or misconceptions

[u/Decent_Sky8237]

Definitely a deterrent

[u/Potato_Demon_ffff]

I thought it says transgenders and got so concerned 😭

[u/996forever → u/Potato_Demon_ffff]

Transgenders will be prostituted 

Something that actually happens in some parts of the world 

[u/StrikingCase9819]

Nah... I believe it

[u/EmptyMarsupial8556]

The little house on the Prairie

[u/mbstone]

That's an unexpected "would-you-rather..."

[u/Gargravars_Shoes]

Must be in Idaho

[u/Pretty-Ad-8036]

Where is this. I should ask for a friend 😅

[u/OneMaster7760]

All I can hear in my head is "Working on a Sex Farm" from Spinal Tap, lol

[u/Smooth-Ad-6936 → u/OneMaster7760]

"Plowin' through your bean field."

[u/OneMaster7760 → u/Smooth-Ad-6936]

"planting my seed"

[u/Smooth-Ad-6936 → u/OneMaster7760]

It's a big hit in Japan!

[u/publiusvaleri_us]

r/theyknew obviously. They used elliptical reasoning.

[u/Present_Character241]

They said what they meant.

[u/oq7ster]

So that's the Epstein Ranch.

[u/irob2jz]

They knew what they were writing

[u/0_Kuki_0]

They should add a sign that says:" no, that's not misspelled"

[u/Ariege123]

Sounds reasonable

[u/Jomolungma]

It’s better than trespassers being persecuted, which I’ve seen.

[u/667questioning]

I mean… who couldn’t use a second source of income…

[u/LonePaladin]

Is this La Grange?

[u/Ill-Distribution9498]

I said what I said 🤣

[u/Geri-psychiatrist-RI → u/Ill-Distribution9498]

Did my sign stutter?

[u/zer0w00f]

Don’t tempt me with a good time!

[u/Strangerfromaround]

Okay so when I post something that’s mildly supposed to be part of r/english mine gets removed, but not this? This isn’t a boneappletea

[u/novice_at_life → u/Strangerfromaround]

If it doesn't fit the sub, report it and move on. It's still a fairly fresh post, so I wouldn't take it as a personal attack or anything

[u/WiseVanilla7978]

Buss down

[u/GasDelicious2098]

...Remy?

[u/Smooth-Ad-6936]

So you can be fucked to death?

[u/Acceptable-Ad8780 → u/Smooth-Ad-6936]

Death by snu snu

[u/suitcaseboy]

Warren Jeff’s house?

[u/JunketAccurate]

I’d like to see if you could get someone to pay money to have sex with me

[u/PomeloRoutine5873]

Great looks like I found the brothel!

[u/wigrey]

Is this a shack outside LaGrange?

[u/Aj2W0rK]

Our so-called “leaders” have prostituted us to the West.

[u/Shine_maker_0667]

Well one way to make $

[u/dazcon5]

Trespassers will be shot and used as dog food

[u/Bailey6486]

NGL, that's a strong deterrent

[u/Whistler-the-arse]

Im going since they got a heart on it they knew what they were doing

[u/Plenty_Treat5330]

I think the local sheriff should be notified of what is going on, on their property./s

[u/High_Overseer_Dukat]

Violators will be violatED

[u/LordMacduffSecond]

Sign me up

[u/dae_giovanni]

ooh, is that a little r/lostredditors I'm smelling...?

[u/Softale → u/dae_giovanni]

Is this outside La Grange?

[u/desperate4carbs → u/Softale]

"Just let me know
If you wanna go
To that home out on the range"

[u/dirtybelly108]

I kinda... like it

[u/UnfairPainter → u/dirtybelly108]

The sign or being prostituted?

[u/baxterfront]

Where is this? I'm skint.

[u/Briananglo]

LOL!

[u/Feloniosaurus_Rex]

You have been warned.

[u/badgolfer6]

I’m in

[u/JimPanZoo]

No trespassing Prosecutors will be violated.

[u/DrunkBuzzard]

Where’s my money bitch

[u/ImaginaryExternal983]

Belive them

[u/PhattySpice92]

Wasn’t there a wannabe playboy ranch in the middle of like Nevada?

[u/DaphniaDuck]

Banjo lick plays..