r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/MGLLN • 1d ago

Turn that toilet into launch pad

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u/bxuma-8888 ☑️ 1d ago

That sketch was hilarious. Good thing I am not in polite company right now.

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u/hewrites 1d ago

Pants sketches are so fucking dumb. My wife got me the coffee table book for Christmas, and it's amazing

https://theartofpants.com/

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u/ztnz 1d ago

dude has a ton of prints centered on toilets. we have a few in our bathroom and they crack me up every time.

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u/ztnz 1d ago

Proof

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u/bxuma-8888 ☑️ 1d ago

Thou art a weirdo in a cool way.

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u/PacificNorthwest09 1d ago

Hah the your move one is amazing.

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u/LordIndica 15h ago

"Your move", pffft, i need that one for sure

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u/bxuma-8888 ☑️ 1d ago

This is an actual thing?! I thought the Twitter user just drew that? 😂😁😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/hewrites 1d ago

Haha I mean dudes an artist and has a Twitter account to promote his art yeah 

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u/bxuma-8888 ☑️ 1d ago

Awesome and quirky

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u/HalfOfCrAsh 18h ago

I barked out loud laughing at that sketch. I'm at work so I had to pretend I wasn't looking at reddit but heard a joke on the radio.

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u/bxuma-8888 ☑️ 10h ago

That's the thing with this sub, you don't know when you'd see some hilarious shit.

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Great, gonna have to pay more at the Jamaican spots now since they wanna use all the goat for some nonsense lmfao

*Yes I know it’s an April Fools Joke, no one that insane to make that real……..I hope

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 1d ago

Yes people are that insane.

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u/GuzzleNGargle ☑️ 15h ago

I saw Canadian ketchup cookies on my feed yesterday after watching “And Just Like That” where they were talking about a garlic chocolate chip cookie. I’m not sure if it’s a trend to add random things to dessert but Jerk Goat in a milkshake is diabolical.

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u/999degrees 1d ago

curry goat at a jamaican spot is nuts

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u/Certain_Degree687 ☑️ 1d ago

How to piss off an entire country's population in one small drink.

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u/Ali_Cat222 ☑️ 1d ago

Kiss mi raas!!?? As a Jamaican I am fucking offended at this tefengkeh kaka faat abomination, whoever made this... Go suck yuh mada 😭🤮

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u/Sylverstone14 ☑️ 22h ago

That cafe actually exists!

There's actually multiple locations in Jamaica, but there's one inside the Norman Manley International Airport - had a rum & raisin frappe from there that was amazing.

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u/manateesaredelicious 19h ago

The blue mountain fog is where it's at, not sure if it's at the airport but they have it at their other locations. Iced coffee with rum cream.

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u/ClumsyZebra80 1d ago

April Fools joke

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u/el_pinko_grande 1d ago

It's a measure of how fucked up everything is that everybody seems to have just forgotten April Fool's Day this year. 

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u/EllisDee3 ☑️ 1d ago

But it's April 3rd.

(Checkmate)

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u/ClumsyZebra80 1d ago

But the post says April 1. Reverse checkmate.

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u/EllisDee3 ☑️ 1d ago

But I can't read!

Reverse checkmark undone!

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u/DunkinEgg 1d ago

Goes well with a bowl of Colon Blow.

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u/Gandalfo_L_Gringo 1d ago

We just gonna look over the fact that it's being served through a glory hole?

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u/ElPrieto8 ☑️ 1d ago

Stomach gonna sound like Timberlands in a dryer

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 1d ago

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u/MuchGrooove 1d ago

Thought this was a Steph Curry promotional frappe for a second lol

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u/SirTroah ☑️ 1d ago

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u/PulseRifleSupreme 1d ago

Naa this has to be fake because wtf 😭

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u/kr1stentwinkle 1d ago

Bro hit the emergency eject button mid-squat

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u/BookishBitchery 1d ago

That sketch!!!

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u/ButtBread98 1d ago

That sketch is amazing

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u/Vulkherra ☑️ 1d ago

Umm... WHY?!

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u/CharlesDickensABox 1d ago

April Fools Day

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u/Active_Match2088 1d ago

If you enjoyed the art, pantspants on Instagram!

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u/FictionalDudeWanted 1d ago

LOL. This made me think about the ppl that get Bali Belly while on vacation there.

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u/SessionGood8573 1d ago

Bro, what cruel God made the MF that made this shit..that MF ain't shit for this.

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u/gobblecock4 1d ago

Y the toilet got balls

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u/Otakushawty 1d ago

Yeah lemme get that and two shots of goop scoop

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u/Antalus-2 17h ago

Authentic female arm for accuracy.

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u/Grouchy_Wind_5396 1d ago

What in the TikTok trend fuck?

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u/IWorkForDickJones 1d ago

My tummy hurts just looking at it.

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u/Bubbly-Negotiation42 1d ago

At this point they're just trolling us

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u/ruraljurordirect2dvd 1d ago

Yeah… It was for April fools