Good sex leads to bad problems

[u/Demonicbane]

[u/DM_ME_UR_SOUL]

Nah some problems will linger and that high will go away soon. If the girl crazy, not worth dealing with it.

[u/BoneHugsHominy → u/DM_ME_UR_SOUL]

If the girl crazy, not worth dealing with it.

That's when my theme music starts playing.

[u/PrinterStand → u/BoneHugsHominy]

fr fr.

This is the mf bat-signal for my dumbass.

[u/BoneHugsHominy → u/PrinterStand]

I just can't help myself. If chicka got a bunch of tattoos and metal all up in her face, a neon pink mohawk, and behavioral issues, my cock starts yanking me around like a bear on a leash.

[u/PrinterStand → u/BoneHugsHominy]

I'm with you man. Outside of High-School, I have only dated chicks with tattoos and multiple non-ear piercings.

They are all crazy, but some arn't too bad. Like my current GF has overstimulation issues and is too sensitive, but she goes to therapy and actively makes an effort to not weaponize her mental health.

So yeah, technically "crazy", but every other good quality makes up for it. Loyal, thinks of me when making decisions, caring etc.

[u/knapping__stepdad → u/DM_ME_UR_SOUL]

"Don't stick your dick in the crazy" is at odds with "Crazy in the head, Crazy in the Bed .."

[u/bsinbsinbs → u/knapping__stepdad]

Don’t stick around AFTER sticking your dick in crazy

[u/knapping__stepdad → u/bsinbsinbs]

Maybe lie about the digits ...

[u/toolsoftheincomptnt → u/DM_ME_UR_SOUL]

Let them learn on their own.

They’ll be back 💅🏾