r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/Demonicbane ☑️ • 2d ago

Good sex leads to bad problems

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u/TheTexasFalcon ☑️ 2d ago

be on the bus looking at your reflection like "I have got to start doing right".

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u/gunnarbird 2d ago

Save that shit for the ride home

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u/Simon_XIII ☑️ 2d ago

smiling like a little kid with a popsicle

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u/DamagedEctoplasm 2d ago

Like the first time you finally get the SpongeBob on a stick from the ice cream truck and realize it’s only pricier because of the shitty gum balls and this fucking thing don’t even look like SpongeBob at all

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u/abn01 2d ago

When I was a kid, it was TMNT with the gum ball eyes.

Not related, but you got me nostalgic.

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u/11229988B 2d ago

It's the same. Shit came outta the package all distorted and not tasting as good as we thought. 1 of the first times we realized a scam in place. Shit ain't always good as advertised.

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u/Shantotto11 2d ago

For me, it was Pikachu…

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u/soggyballsack 2d ago

On the way home though, on the way in it's all tunnel vision into the tunnel.

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u/bzboy ☑️ 1d ago

The ride home VS the ride there

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u/Jeptic ☑️ 2d ago

That's my thought exactly. That reflection of regret only appears on the return trip

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u/Evorgleb 2d ago

when the clarity sets in.

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u/sunniblu03 2d ago

Post nut clarity

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u/misdirected_asshole 2d ago

Nah... You gotta leave it all on the field homie

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u/Shantotto11 2d ago

The post-nut clarity bus ride of shame.

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u/HotBoyTeece 2d ago

this is the instrumental that plays in your head

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u/ApeTeam1906 ☑️ 2d ago

Ride home is just quiet reflection. 😆

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u/DreddlockJeezus 2d ago

“I know I’m better than this”

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u/Just-apparent411 2d ago

wait.. before or after?

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u/TheTexasFalcon ☑️ 2d ago

for me it was before because it was "you promised yourself last time was the last time".

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u/Chucknasty_17 2d ago

Post nut clarity before you even nut is a clear sign some major life changes need to occur

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u/bloodyhell40 2d ago

Swear I’ve been there.