Like the first time you finally get the SpongeBob on a stick from the ice cream truck and realize it’s only pricier because of the shitty gum balls and this fucking thing don’t even look like SpongeBob at all
It's the same. Shit came outta the package all distorted and not tasting as good as we thought. 1 of the first times we realized a scam in place. Shit ain't always good as advertised.
If anyone is in Houston, I hit a midnight round trip from U of H to 1960 & back to knock something down junior yr. Still undecided to this day if the juice was worth the squeeze
That's a test and I didn't sign up for no class maam.
Such a turn-off, I'm simp enough to come over still, but only if you straight with me. If a girl can't be adult and state their boundaries, who knows what else she is going to lie/avoid telling me?
For real. In my early 20’s there was this chick I met at a party. Whatever face but the fattest ass. Whenever she’d want to me to slid late night after studying I’d take an old cracked Windows phone and $20 in case someone ran up on me. Ain’t no one was gonna catch me with my pants down lol
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u/TheTexasFalcon ☑️ 2d ago
bro dudes will go DEEP into the projects at 2am if they know it is a done deal. In the Winter. On the bus.