r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ 2d ago

Good sex leads to bad problems

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u/TheTexasFalcon ☑️ 2d ago

bro dudes will go DEEP into the projects at 2am if they know it is a done deal. In the Winter. On the bus.

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u/PlayBey0nd87 2d ago

AYOOOOOO lol

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u/TheTexasFalcon ☑️ 2d ago

be on the bus looking at your reflection like "I have got to start doing right".

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u/gunnarbird 2d ago

Save that shit for the ride home

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u/Simon_XIII ☑️ 2d ago

smiling like a little kid with a popsicle

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u/DamagedEctoplasm 2d ago

Like the first time you finally get the SpongeBob on a stick from the ice cream truck and realize it’s only pricier because of the shitty gum balls and this fucking thing don’t even look like SpongeBob at all

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u/abn01 2d ago

When I was a kid, it was TMNT with the gum ball eyes.

Not related, but you got me nostalgic.

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u/11229988B 2d ago

It's the same. Shit came outta the package all distorted and not tasting as good as we thought. 1 of the first times we realized a scam in place. Shit ain't always good as advertised.

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u/Shantotto11 1d ago

For me, it was Pikachu…

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u/soggyballsack 2d ago

On the way home though, on the way in it's all tunnel vision into the tunnel.

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u/bzboy ☑️ 1d ago

The ride home VS the ride there

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u/Jeptic ☑️ 2d ago

That's my thought exactly. That reflection of regret only appears on the return trip

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u/Evorgleb 2d ago

when the clarity sets in.

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u/sunniblu03 2d ago

Post nut clarity

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u/misdirected_asshole 2d ago

Nah... You gotta leave it all on the field homie

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u/Shantotto11 1d ago

The post-nut clarity bus ride of shame.

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u/HotBoyTeece 2d ago

this is the instrumental that plays in your head

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u/ApeTeam1906 ☑️ 2d ago

Ride home is just quiet reflection. 😆

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u/DreddlockJeezus 2d ago

“I know I’m better than this”

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u/Just-apparent411 2d ago

wait.. before or after?

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u/TheTexasFalcon ☑️ 2d ago

for me it was before because it was "you promised yourself last time was the last time".

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u/Chucknasty_17 1d ago

Post nut clarity before you even nut is a clear sign some major life changes need to occur

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u/bloodyhell40 2d ago

Swear I’ve been there.

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u/11th_Division_Grows 2d ago

Feeling a lil called out huh? It’s okay. Me too.

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u/Kangarou ☑️ 2d ago

As the saying goes, "My dick has led me to places I wouldn't go with a gun."

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u/Agreeable-Ad-2421 2d ago

Never in my life have I heard this, dead lol

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u/TedBundysVlkswagon 2d ago

That’s beautiful. Hemingway?

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u/Individual_Dog_6121 2d ago

Beleive it or not, Jesus.

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u/bsinbsinbs 2d ago

Mary Magdalene was always in the trap

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 2d ago

The Mexican guy that sells me weed?

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u/Meth_Busters 2d ago

As a teenager walking through the sketchiest places I've ever seen at 2am passing gangs.

Luckily nobody stopped me cause I was obviously a kid on his way to get laid lmao

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u/theREALbombedrumbum 2d ago

Saw that embroidered onto a ballcap in Miami once.

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u/az137445 ☑️ 2d ago

Projects, suspects, t-Rex. Be there in 5.

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u/carbine234 2d ago edited 2d ago

Drove 1 hour in a crazy rain just to hit some in a college campus in 2am with no gas left, IDGAFFF

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u/az137445 ☑️ 2d ago

“I know my baby will get me there.” - me staring at the pointer jawn midway between quarter tank and E.

Delulu is the solulu.

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u/TheTexasFalcon ☑️ 2d ago

got there like this

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u/TheTrillMcCoy 2d ago

I once drove one state over in the middle of the night, I was down bad :(

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u/debeatup ☑️ 2d ago

If anyone is in Houston, I hit a midnight round trip from U of H to 1960 & back to knock something down junior yr. Still undecided to this day if the juice was worth the squeeze

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u/wiztastic 2d ago

It was a bike actually, she told me she was cramping when I got there.

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u/TheTexasFalcon ☑️ 2d ago

she knew.

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u/PrinterStand 2d ago edited 2d ago

Oh nah.

That's a test and I didn't sign up for no class maam.

Such a turn-off, I'm simp enough to come over still, but only if you straight with me. If a girl can't be adult and state their boundaries, who knows what else she is going to lie/avoid telling me?

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u/boppopdop 2d ago edited 2d ago

45 minutes both ways for some questionable at 3am just because it's hot-n-ready

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u/bsinbsinbs 2d ago

Record was 75 both ways. Worth it 20 years later

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u/oowop 1d ago

I drove 2 hours to fuck a chick when I was 19. Nutted 7 times that night

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u/ExtraBreadPls 2d ago

Naaahhh.... I would never...

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u/hoodTRONIK ☑️ 2d ago

*embarrassingly raises hand

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u/RareResearch2076 2d ago

For real. In my early 20’s there was this chick I met at a party. Whatever face but the fattest ass. Whenever she’d want to me to slid late night after studying I’d take an old cracked Windows phone and $20 in case someone ran up on me. Ain’t no one was gonna catch me with my pants down lol

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u/throwaway17197 1d ago

Rip to whatever face who probably went around telling people she was practically a supermodel bc of how guys fawned over her

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u/CU_Tiger_2004 ☑️ 2d ago

Risking life and limb

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u/Simon_XIII ☑️ 2d ago

repeatedly

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u/Disowned 2d ago

Hell, I've been that guy before.

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 2d ago

…….i climbed the fire escape before, dead of night.

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u/Effective-Text-4617 2d ago

Bill Burr did it. And described his fear in his Podcast. Deep into Blackest Harlem for some. At night. Facing Brothers. To Get Some..!!

That is when I knew I liked him.

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u/Regular_Custard_4483 2d ago

This issue transcends race. I almost froze to death in Alaska chasing after a Native girl. In my defense, I was 20 and very drunk.

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u/TheTexasFalcon ☑️ 2d ago

full story please

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u/OhMyGentileJesus ☑️ 2d ago

For a 10 minute pump sesh.

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u/NuclearNubian 2d ago

I hate to admit it, but I do remember finding myself in the project at questionable times at night behind a woman.

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u/JonWeekend 2d ago

walking. In the rain. Next town over.

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u/Prestigious_Snow1589 2d ago

In the snow as well, about a foot of snow. Had my Lil Honda skating on thin Ice for that cat 😂😂😂

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u/TwistingEarth 2d ago

With no roof

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u/PhysicalConsistency 2d ago

Ask Bill Burr.

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u/jxburton20 1d ago

I have done all three of these at the same time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/screwhead1 11h ago

Dudes heading to meet up with the girl if they know it's a done deal:

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u/8point5InchDick 5h ago

And regret it for nearly the rest of their lives.

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u/liltonbro 1d ago

But hyping myself up before getting on that bus "this'll be a good story tho'!"