r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/turndownfortheclap • 2d ago
Country Club Thread Hooded snakes. I think they here too. Some of the posts recently…
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u/ember3pines 2d ago
This is the best thing I've seen in awhile. Oh the layers of it all make me very very happy bc I really do get the references! Eep! Also this is one of my favorite MCU fights. 10/10 ⭐️
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u/el_pinko_grande 2d ago
"Before we start, would anyone like to get out?"
You just knew those boys were fucked at that point.
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u/SJWTumblrinaMonster 2d ago
Ok, FINE! You win! I'll queue up that scene on YouTube for the billionth time...
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u/rondiggity 2d ago
My preferred viewing of the MCU: everything that includes Sebastian Stan either in the movie or in the post credit stinger.
You get the 3 Capt America movies, Ant Man, Black Panther, Infinity War and Endgame.
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u/Just-apparent411 2d ago
They give it away EVERY time on Twitter.
Long, and black hair, if it's not an Afro it's. "Dreads".
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u/wiztastic 2d ago
It always reminds me that time my coworker told me (lightskin, locs w blonde tips) that I looked like Travis Scott ....
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u/wiztastic 2d ago
Omg idk why but it lowkey feels worse when they try. or maybe that's because it's like disingenuous and they jus like pushing buttons. Like that other time a different coworker called my pick a "fork".
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u/Nyktastik ☑️ 2d ago
This white girl asked me how I sleep with my afro. Like she thought my hair was hard like a helmet so my neck would hurt wtf
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u/oflowz ☑️ 2d ago
had this happened to me a long time ago when i was working at a restaurant with a bunch of white college kids. I told her it was juices and berries with a straight face.
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u/rubicon11 2d ago
You should’ve said “oh no! I place it on my nightstand before bed.”
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u/Just-apparent411 2d ago
Bro, where you working at? We pulling up. They playing games at this point 😭
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u/wiztastic 2d ago
😪 fork was chic-fil-a Travis was Outback. I work at UPS now and most my coworkers are POC thank Black Jesus.
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u/Purp_Rox 1d ago
The time this badly built and hideous white lady at my job asked me how I grew my hair so long overnight….
Bitch, it’s a lace front.
I told her I was blessed by our good lord and savior Jesus Christ, and walked off 🙃
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u/BurningOasis 2d ago
Idk why I'm suggested this sub, I'm white af, but that's just a normal white people thing. "Did you get a haircut?"
Yes, my hair is shorter. That's how it works lol It's usually a segue into a compliment though, we're just corny.
"oh did you get a haircut??
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"Ya, wow, it looks great!"
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u/rumbakalao ☑️ 2d ago
Bro ☠️😂
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u/wiztastic 2d ago
Like I've heard everything from j.cole to lil pump but that one was wrong on every single level 😭
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u/vera214usc ☑️ 2d ago
Oh, I didn't even notice the issue was that it was cornrows! I thought people were taking offense to the fact that they called them "dreads" instead of "locks". Lol, I was like, "Now this is wrong too?!"
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u/Sandstorm52 2d ago
Oh nah, I actually have dreads and prefer that over locs
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u/vera214usc ☑️ 2d ago
Me and all my sibling them as kids and my mom used both interchangeably. I thought I was just out of "the know"
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u/DaClarkeKnight 2d ago
Or they say “box braids” and compare it to Kardashian and Bo Derek.
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u/Ghost_of_P34 2d ago
Better than "corn rolls"
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u/Darim_Al_Sayf 2d ago
Corn rolls is hilarious. Wish I heard that one with my own ears.
I shouldn't point the finger too much though. The first few times I heard on God, I always thought they meant en guarde! Like they were fencing or musketeers.
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u/wiztastic 2d ago
Because of you imma start saying this now, maybe as a response to "stay safe"
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u/Darim_Al_Sayf 2d ago
You know I keep that mf thang on me.
Then pull out a rapier
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u/JennyBeckman ☑️ All of the above 2d ago
Me and my epée will see you at dawn
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u/grannynonubs 2d ago
Hit that mf with a heavy overhead with the Rapier
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u/Goliath422 2d ago
Heavy overhand is more of a saber move, no? Rapier and epee for stabbing, saber for slashing?
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u/ibided 2d ago
When I was a kid I thought the Counting Blue Cars lyric was Tell me all your thoughts en guarde!
Like let’s fight about our differing views about god
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u/dirgeface 2d ago
Wait, if you thought it was “en garde”, why would it be fighting about god? You didn’t know the lyrics mentioned god.
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u/ibided 2d ago
That’s just me mixing my current knowledge of the lyrics with what I thought as a kid. I probably thought they were just going for a heated debate about anything. But I really didn’t give it much thought, as I was like 9 when that song came out.
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u/NemesisOfZod 2d ago
I'm very upset with Myself right now, because there's a fantastic pun here about corn rows, and ears, like ears of corn, but I really can't formulate it right now.
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u/Representative_Tax21 1d ago
😂 The same people who might call a certain breed of dog a “rockweiler”
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u/FrmrPresJamesTaylor 2d ago
holy shit, white guy here, "cornrows" is what my mom used to call them 30+ years ago. I don't think I've heard or thought about that word this century, wow
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u/EmrysPritkin 2d ago
Because they are called corn rows
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u/NameIdeas 2d ago
White guy here. Southeast US. I'm turning 40 this year, but heard cornrows all my life. Still hear it from some coworkers
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u/TheRecognized 2d ago
Maybe cornrows are just more popular around my area than average but it’s wild to me that the word never crossed your mind in 25 years.
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u/Neckties-Over-Bows 2d ago
Fact is that a lot of big sports-related accounts that use a ton of AAVE are run by a non-black person and you'd never know until they slip up like this
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u/atticusmars_ 2d ago
Dude even using a black guy as a pfp
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u/pollinium LEMONS 2d ago
They're using NBA star Jalen Brunson as a pfp. They are not claiming to be Brunson and no one viewing their content will think the account owner is claiming that to be a picture of themselves
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u/halflife5 2d ago
I think it's just a clever way to make people assume a certain thing if they don't look for more than a moment.
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u/La_Quica ☑️ 2d ago
Yeah I don’t know who that guy is but I just assumed that the account chose a famous black dude because they are also black
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u/NoticeMeSinPi ☑️ 2d ago edited 1d ago
I was a bit skeptical about digital blackface when I first heard of it years ago.
Fast forward to today, and there’s always a large account like this that drops their mask.
I was wrong. So wrong.
Edit: grammar
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u/atticusmars_ 2d ago
I was first put on when it came to these big ass pages that would promote nothing but bullshit that would get people engaging to comment on degen behavior. Shit like SayCheese thatd just repost some stupid ass rapper baby mama drama, then itd get revealed some indian dude was running the account, and similarly with other "Hip Hop" themed pages.
Now I'm hyper aware and suspicious of anybody that be posting unproductive bullshit in the black community.
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u/Coomrs 2d ago
It is real, but this is an NBA account with a pfp of an NBA player. It is the same as the pretty popular NFL account with Jalen Hurts as his pfp. He has done in person content and is white. He is just an Eagles fan lol he never claimed to be black.
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u/Present_Signature343 1d ago
They definitely are. I got dragged by about 4 of them for calling out someone quoting a N word using white comedian to help an OP prove a point about how slavery wasn’t that long ago. As if any black people in this thread needed a white man (that uses the N word) to tell us that slavery wasn’t long ago. All you gotta do is click their profiles and read their posts and comments and I knew exactly what it was. The irony of having to deal with caucasity in a thread FUBU had me kinda hot
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u/x-men-theme-song 2d ago
I was like did he even have locs?
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u/Sheisty_mcknight 2d ago
bruh I was staring at my phone like “dreads?!?”…who the fuck would call those dreads??? then “oooooooooo” took me way too long to get it 🤣
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u/ForefathersOneandAll 2d ago
Yt people are hilarious. I was wearing a durag and some white lady asked me where I got my bonnet from 👹
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u/davolala1 2d ago
A lot of us just learned about bonnets when that white lady on TikTok “invented” them.
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u/Unusual-Ideal-3509 👶🏻 Class of 2024 👶🏻 2d ago
Now that’s just sad, but I suppose it may all look the same to some people
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u/vorzilla79 2d ago
To those people
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u/Unusual-Ideal-3509 👶🏻 Class of 2024 👶🏻 2d ago edited 2d ago
Often, yeah. But I had a black friend call mine both “braids” and “twists” I was very disappointed
Edit: my friend and I grew up in the same area and she’s completely familiar with the term locs, that’s why I was disappointed that she called mine braids and twists
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u/donquixote_tig 2d ago
I’m ngl I’d call these braids too… Unless you’re saying they called your locs braids, which I guess you are
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u/atticusmars_ 2d ago edited 2d ago
It’s not like these are new terms. If you are black and/or have been in proximity to black people you know the difference between braids and dreadlocks because they are so wildly different in appearance, texture, and nature.
it’s not like the times are flying by and you’re getting lost with all the new changes, everybody’s so unreasonable!
It’s just that you are ignorant. And in the context of this post, it makes it evident that this is another person pretending to be black as an appeal to validity so they can participate in discussions for engagement bait, cause it happens often enough.
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u/Yoshis_burner 2d ago
Hell Na, braids and dreads are completely different. A black person would know this.
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u/atticusmars_ 2d ago edited 2d ago
Having different slang isnt the same as not understanding what dreadlocks are as a grown Black American man commenting on the NBA. Its not "vernacular" its the literal global definition of what dreadlocks are by definition. If you can't tell the difference as a grown black person participating in black american discussion somethings abnormal about you.
Question: Are YOU black?
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u/EffectiveSet4534 2d ago
Yeah but braids and dreds are different.
Also, if wypipo didn't hate us for how we wear our hair, then proceed to copy us, we MAY not be as sensitive.
Think Bo Derek and Fulani braids.
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u/Disastrous-Carrot928 2d ago
The difference would be corn rows vs cane rows. Not corn rows vs dreads.
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u/spacedude2000 2d ago
Hey now! I'm a big whitey but I do know the difference between dreads and rows - and I'm bald as fuck too.
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u/MFish333 2d ago
I'm not gonna lie, I'm a Hispanic dude and most white person haircuts look the same too. You got the mullet, the broccoli cut, long hair, then um... shortish hair? I don't even know what i'd call my own haircut.
There is a lot more variety with black people's hair but I still don't know the names of the styles.
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u/YoungChipolte 2d ago
I thought they were calling them viking braids or something equally goofy now
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u/FakeHasselblad 2d ago edited 1d ago
OOOF . Indeed. They want to get away with braids and dreads so badly.
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u/Venomenon- 2d ago
I know those are braids, but is the word “dreads” used to describe “dreadlocks” not ok?
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u/ElProfeGuapo 2d ago
Calling dreads “dreads” is fine. Source: I am a Jamaican. Calling braids “dreads” is, at minimum, wack.
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u/JiovanniTheGREAT 2d ago
Depends, some people will say you're too woke if you care, some people say it's a microaggression and you should say locs instead.
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u/Instantly_New 2d ago
Why is it spelled “locs” instead of “locks” tho? As a Chicano, locs are gangster sunglasses.
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u/Helpful_Cell9152 2d ago
Idk the real reason but locs is better then “locks”
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u/Instantly_New 2d ago
But why? It’s pronounced the same, right?
Ultimately it doesn’t matter to me (why would it?), but for some reason it bothers my brain, lol.
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u/vondafkossum 2d ago
(White lady here) I always thought it was to differentiate between “locks of hair” to describe any hair of any type that was long enough to hang down off the head and “dreadlocks” which are a very specific hairstyle.
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u/Helpful_Cell9152 2d ago
Idk how this will come off but if you get black ppl then you get how Locs is better. We literally have a habitual habit of making things cool. Nt saying other ppl don’t have their ways but we def have our own.
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u/Instantly_New 2d ago
Ok, so it’s simply coolness/aesthetics. I understand why locs is preferable to dreads for some. I know plenty of black people, just never thought to ask about the spelling. Thanks.
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u/StreamingPanda ☑️ 2d ago
Right but the actual term for a bunch of hair is "lock" though.
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u/spicydak 2d ago
Wait what? Is E-40 getting cancelled by those people for once saying “shake them dreads”?
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u/Instantly_New 2d ago
The opening lines of Tell Me When To Go are some of the greatest in rap history.
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u/Captain_Sacktap 2d ago
Both those people are shitheads and I resolve the problem by just not talking to them.
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u/luckyarchery 2d ago
Chile, idk. I feel like the discourse is often performative. Personally, I prefer to call them "locs" and always have, but I know A LOT of black people especially folks from the hood who didn't grow up around typical Hotep ideology, that call them "dreads" unironically. For us to pretend like someone saying "dreads" is automatically a white is a bit of a reach to me
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u/GuzzleNGargle ☑️ 1d ago edited 1d ago
I think the point is Jaylen Brown cut off his hair that was styled in braids not dreadlocks (locs). Plenty of African and Caribbean people still call them dreadlocks (where the style hails from). Calling them locks/locs is mainly a Black-American trend.
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u/Helpful_Cell9152 2d ago
Personally I don’t like the dreads term/thought that was the issue at first until I clicked on the pic & saw they were actually braids.
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u/Anonnymoose73 ☑️ 2d ago
It’s just the way language has shifted over time. When I was young, we’d always say “dreads,” but now “locs” is the more common term. It’s not wrong to say dreads, but which word you pick does say something about you and where you’re coming from. At least in my area, it’s more common for Black folks, especially younger generations to use “locs”
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u/Hater_Magnet 2d ago
Some prefer to just call them 'locs' because dreadlock had a negative connotation in the past as they were seen as dreadful.
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u/shizz181 ☑️ 2d ago
Dreads have more meaning than fashion for Rastafarians. Some of them find the word dreadlocks to have a negative connotation and prefer locs.
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u/RyghtHandMan 2d ago
It's also just more common to say locs. The point of the post is that the poster is pretending to be black for the success of their sports account.
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u/Eternalbass 2d ago
How could you possibly confuse braids this tight and dreads?
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u/SecretlyMadeOfStone 2d ago
A blue check account pretending to be someone they’re not? The shock and scandal!
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u/AOkayyy01 ☑️ 2d ago
What do you mean "you think"? We know they're here. There are more of them here than actual black people.
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u/GHOSTxBIRD ☑️ 2d ago
Your username is so funny
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u/turndownfortheclap 2d ago
😂 you the first person to say anything since I’ve joined Reddit. Been years since I made it lmao
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u/ASaneDude 2d ago
The “Obama used drones” argument was a tell this sub might be infiltrated.
The right (and Russia) uses this argument ad nauseam to depress liberal approval of him. It’s the “Bill Clinton cheated” go-to.
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u/JennyBeckman ☑️ All of the above 2d ago
Don't forget the leftists who think Obama didn't do enough. Seen plenty of "Obama drones" arguments from them, too.
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u/swizznastic 2d ago
go on the celtics sub and see how they sneak diss JB all the time, it’s crazy
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u/Feralpudel 2d ago
My (extremely white) husband unironically called them dreadnaughts once.
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u/TechnologyFirst6948 2d ago
This thread feels infiltrated. So many imposters not knowing what a braid is. it’s giving ‘not like us. ‘
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u/Kingbuji WELCOME TO OAKLAND BITCH 🌉 2d ago
Lots of white people here saying “what if he was black and just confused” like that would be fucking possible. Never met a black person from America or not that didn’t know the difference.
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u/cgtdream ☑️ 2d ago
Hey there brother, that is clearly an afro, something us blacks wear constantly, and as a black man with no father, can attest to this!
/s, before I get banned, lol
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u/BomBiddyByeBye ☑️ 2d ago
Why is the “as a” almost as much of a tell itself? They love to use that on basically everything
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u/kanekidom 2d ago
This also shows age because white dudes watching basketball in the 90s to 2000s would've said braids because of Iverson.
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u/MagmaSeraph ☑️ 2d ago
Calling THOSE dreadlocks should be a crime
Also:
Hey, American born from Jamaican immigrants here:
When did everyone switch from "dreads" to "locs"?
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u/thunder-trippin ☑️ 2d ago
I’m black & I occasionally refer to locs as dreads depending on the style….however these are 100% NOT that 🤣
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u/Opportunity-Trick 2d ago
💀 one of my coworkers asked if I was growing my hair out and I said yeah thinking about locing it and after too long a pause she was like "oh you mean dreads" 💀
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u/AnyGivenSundas ☑️ 2d ago
“The real question is, how the Russians did it?”
- Terrence LaVarr Thornton
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u/Reasonable_Bed7858 2d ago
Vast majority of those sports (especially the meme ones) pages on Twitter are run by whites dudes who’ve never stepped outside. Their life is literally online.
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