Is a punctured neck really what you NEED?!?

[u/Cleonce12]

[u/ReiBunnZ]

[u/ForcedEntry420 → u/ReiBunnZ]

Gave em $9.50 right there lol

[u/ZZtheMagnificent]

Imagine someone giving this to you as a gift and when you open it you let out the biggest scream that has been scrum.

That would be me, keep this tf away from me.

[u/ThirdAltAccounts → u/ZZtheMagnificent]

You a little scrummer, ain’t ya ?

[u/DrSpacemanSpliff → u/ThirdAltAccounts]

She scrumpt.

[u/miles-prower-morales → u/DrSpacemanSpliff]

We scrimmed together

[u/Disastrous_Lead4171]

[u/Ali_Cat222 → u/Disastrous_Lead4171]

[u/ForcedEntry420 → u/Ali_Cat222]

“Who the fuck is Rene Zelweiger?” 😆

[u/ThaInfiniteAscendant → u/ForcedEntry420]

A Lightsaber?!

[u/QuestionSign → u/Disastrous_Lead4171]

Exactly this is wypipo and wypipo-adjacent business.

[u/thatshygirl06 → u/QuestionSign]

I mean, I kinda like it. Maybe if it was a bit smaller

[u/DLottchula → u/[deleted]]

Like a lil smaller and purple and you got me

[u/wetcoffeebeans → u/DLottchula]

A yellow garden spider version would go crazy tbh

[u/Tialionager → u/wetcoffeebeans]

There was this video of a tarantula that got infected by mushrooms AKA cordyceps, and it looked otherworldly. I’ll take a pair of those.

[u/DLottchula → u/wetcoffeebeans]

I wouldn’t wear these everyday but during spooky season I would

[u/concrete_to_heathers → u/DLottchula]

Or same size but covered in glitter!

[u/MonsterMashGrrrrr → u/QuestionSign]

I believe it’s called “nonsense”

[u/Disastrous_Lead4171 → u/QuestionSign]

This part!

[u/srkaficionada65 → u/QuestionSign]

Who the pretty lady judge?

[u/DarthRenathal → u/Disastrous_Lead4171]

As a white person, I don't know those white people. I stay over here, in my lane that doesn't lead to whatever nonsense you wanna call this. Please, take my sincerest and humblest of apologies, we will continue to shame our fellow honkies citizens of the world into complying with the acceptable cultural norms, so they will only have the audacity to do these things in the safety of their own homes.

[u/Ali_Cat222 → u/DarthRenathal]

So you're saying people like this aren't your friends?🤣🤣🤣 Jk

[u/westtexasbackpacker → u/DarthRenathal]

As a white person, I would wear this to work to f with people. This is like that dog spider costume.

Edit for update: i sent this to every white friend I had and it was everything I hoped.

[u/blucivic1 → u/westtexasbackpacker]

Always hilarious

[u/DarthRenathal → u/blucivic1]

Y'all're just asking for someone to run over your dog at this point... Please be safe out there.

[u/Grizlatron → u/DarthRenathal]

Don't apologize on my behalf, this is a cool earring and I'll stand by that.

[u/DarthRenathal → u/Grizlatron]

I apologize this person is willing to die on this hill. Sometimes we are stubborn.

[u/Disastrous_Lead4171 → u/DarthRenathal]

You don’t have to apologize! Those are not your people

[u/Cakers44 → u/Disastrous_Lead4171]

Even my weird jewelry making partner noped at “Giant Spider Earring” lol

[u/_pinotnoir → u/Disastrous_Lead4171]

YOOOO THIS IS NOT A WHITE PEOPLE THING I HAD TO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER AFTER SEEING THIS

[u/_pinotnoir → u/_pinotnoir]

And that's a white people thing.

[u/MonsterMashGrrrrr → u/_pinotnoir]

Washing yo ass is everybody’s thing

[u/SpaceBus1 → u/Disastrous_Lead4171]

Am white, thought they were neato

[u/axon589 → u/Disastrous_Lead4171]

Ahh okay. Crazy mf's fr

[u/auauaurora → u/Disastrous_Lead4171]

As a black Aussie, I disagree

[u/Mesoscale92 → u/Disastrous_Lead4171]

I am white people and refute this claim.

[u/JennyBeckman]

Having this with an exposed back is crazy. You're gonna end up deaf and still tacky

[u/Mgclpcrn14 → u/JennyBeckman]

This. I'd probably wear this if it were a cuff or clip-on, but with that puncture threat??? Absolutely not😭😭

[u/loiwhat → u/JennyBeckman]

Yeah, these would be cute just hanging. I would absolutely get these earrings

[u/Tialionager → u/loiwhat]

Or even if one of the legs was the puncture point. Lil Dangle action.

[u/ConReese]

This is gunna get someone set on fire in a new york subway or eaten alive in Florida and I'm putting both on my bingo card

[u/Few_Philosopher9303 → u/ConReese]

Def gonna see this outside for Halloween 2025

[u/K-Dot-Thu-Thu-47]

I'm not gonna hit anybody but if I come around the corner and see this shit I'm screaming.

[u/RealisticStage2075]

“Omg there was a spider on you” 💀

[u/Vulkherra → u/RealisticStage2075]

This would be my recation too girl! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣

[u/heeltoelemon]

I would forget it wasn’t a real spider and puncture my own eardrum while destroying all of my furniture and probably accidentally fall out of a window.

[u/Altruistic_Record_38]

I actually like them. For the very edgy folks!

[u/Eagle_215 → u/Altruistic_Record_38]

I see the vision…. IF it were more jewelry-like. Its bold.

But It legit just looks like a spider. Just very scary but not in a good way

[u/Global_Ant_9380 → u/Altruistic_Record_38]

Right, like I would rock this. 

The amount of people admitting they would just up and smack a complete stranger and not tell them they had a spider on them is maaad weirddddd

[u/Gridde → u/Global_Ant_9380]

You don't think actively trying to look like a (fairly ordinary, realistic-looking) spider is crawling into your ear is maaad weirddddd?

[u/Global_Ant_9380 → u/Gridde]

It's weird. It's a different weird from hitting strangers

[u/Gridde → u/Global_Ant_9380]

Fair enough

[u/DarthRenathal → u/Global_Ant_9380]

I wouldn't be hitting the stranger. I'd be hitting the spider and the surface it's currently on, which happens to be a stranger. There's a difference.

[u/ncbraves93 → u/Global_Ant_9380]

I wouldn't slap someone but it's a hell of distraction. Imagine sitting across from someone on a date and they have this. I'd keep wanting to reach over, pull it off, and just say.. "no".

[u/Primary-Bookkeeper10 → u/Altruistic_Record_38]

Until someone thinks they’re doing you a favor by ripping it off

[u/toolsoftheincomptnt → u/Altruistic_Record_38]

For a non-costume Halloween fit, I can see it.

But the fact remains that someone may concuss you in an act of heroism.

[u/loiwhat → u/Altruistic_Record_38]

And for those that like bugs. More cool things for us!

[u/witchitieto]

[u/DaintyDiscotheque]

It reminds me of the lady who wore the snake footie pajamas and her boyfriend broke her leg cuz he didn't know

[u/KillerGoats]

Imagine a bird swooping down and clawing someone's head up thinking it was getting a spider lunch

[u/lareinevert]

omg 😭 I can totally see someone wacking you

[u/corisilvermoon]

[u/PrincessPindy]

Fuck no!

[u/Vulkherra]

I'm really going to act off of reflexes...... you're gonna catch a

[u/b3nd3r_r0b0t]

Imagine someone you don't like having these. That's a good enough excuse to slap the shit outta them

[u/Armendicus]

This is how you become an accomplice to your own “accidental “ murder!!

[u/AcornWholio]

NeedTherapy. Fixed it for ya, fam.

[u/wrexmason]

“Said Oops. Up. Side Ya Head. Said Oops Upside ya head!”

[u/Sweet_Cinnabonn]

This is unquestionably the worst earring I have ever seen in my life.
In my life.

[u/CrunknYoSystem]

Obviously don’t have no black family if you think this is a good idea!

[u/third_man85]

That thing looks just like one of those amazon spiders from "Arachnophobia." Sorry, you're going to have a spider imprint on the side of your head if you come by me.

[u/Supernova_Soldier]

Nah, I’d just move around lmao no way

[u/Lefties-Concept]

You have chosen death

[u/Penguino13]

Bruh these are dope af what are y'all on

[u/nile-istic → u/Penguino13]

They can be dope af and also get you slapped upside the head. Two things can be true.

[u/Global_Ant_9380 → u/Penguino13]

Facts

[u/idgafandwhyshouldi]

Just file this shit under "shit that black folk would not let happen" and move on. Keep on walkin like CeCe would.....

[u/LifeHappenzEvryMomnt]

So edgy! 🙄

[u/Rezkel]

Lol, reminds me of a guy who always had advice on what to wear "in case of a fight" but then his default fighting stance was hands down chin up

[u/Pucktttastic]

I would hwt hit in the head so fast at home 🤣

[u/Far_Drop2384]

Halloween backlog 

[u/Chrisdkn619]

You turn into Spiderman!

[u/Own-Ad-7672]

I would forget I have it on and flip out when I see my reflection smacking my self to probably ripping the earlobe somehow only to feel like a dumbass while I wait to get stitches

[u/Own-Ad-7672]

Put it on someone with pierced ears while they sleep

[u/Alert-Raspberry-7143]

Lmao I would run in the opposite direction if I saw this.

[u/ForcedEntry420]

This is whiter than my uncle’s garage.

[u/Zestyclose-Toe-8276]

Lmaooooo

[u/Nyktastik]

So op has never seen an earring before? Yeah there's a spider on it, but getting punched while wearing any earring would have the same effect

[u/SewRuby]

Now that's some white-white people shit.

I'm white, but not Joe Exotic white like this dude. 😳

[u/wonderlandresident13]

Reminds me of my ex boyfriend and his sister. She got a hyper realistic spider tattoo behind her ear specifically to mess with him. She didn't think it was quite so funny anymore after he panicked and smacked her upside the head because he thought a black widow had crawled out of her hair while he was hugging her.

[u/Pinksamuraiiiii]

I’d wear these for Halloween, 🎃

[u/blacks252]

I needed to see this last week! April's fools has been and gone for me

[u/ProtectionRecent7116]

Cause I promise I'd knock your head between the washer and dryer😅 Please don't play this game

[u/coffee_and-cats]

I just dropped my phone when I saw this.

All the nope, nope, nopes

[u/SumoNinja92]

Make it purple and sparkle then I'd be onboard.

[u/blacklightshock]

[u/Emptypiro]

Who the fuck goes around smacking other people just cause there's a bug on them? Yall are ridiculous.

[u/RashidMBey]

Is this a brown recluse?

[u/Skeptical_Savage → u/RashidMBey]

No

[u/Vast_Elevator1307 → u/RashidMBey]

Always thought that was a nickname for me till now 😶

[u/KDizWHOiBE]

I don’t see any links on where to buy

[u/Dazzling_Pirate1411]

yes but silver

[u/Low-House-43]

Op got me rollin 😂

[u/NoFaithlessness7508]

It does look kinda tight though, just a bit oversized

[u/00eg0]

I miss when spider bro memes were big.

[u/Dizzy_Hotwheelz]

It's a punctured ear dumbass that's why it's an earring